Sexiest MMA bodies?

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Sexiest MMA bodies? 

Post#1 » by Wade3Iverson » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:11 am

GSP
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Allistair Overeem
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tho prolly used roids......
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Urijah Faber
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Cheick Kongo
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Bobb Sapp
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Bobby Lashley
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Post#2 » by Posey H8er » Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:12 pm

:o I was expecting Gina Carano. But the answer to this thread is Sexyama, and it isn't even close.
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Post#3 » by Cammo101 » Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:26 pm

Posey H8er wrote::o I was expecting Gina Carano. But the answer to this thread is Sexyama, and it isn't even close.


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Post#4 » by cowboyronnie » Sat Jun 19, 2010 4:29 pm

The OP is clueless. Those are just the most bulked bodies. Bob Sapp has a sexy body??? He's got all sorts of back hair and a bloated stomach, c'mon.

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Post#5 » by SpReEfOrAlL » Sat Jun 19, 2010 5:12 pm

Where is Sexyama?
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Post#6 » by Nemesis21 » Sat Jun 19, 2010 7:26 pm

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And a female Gracie

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Post#7 » by cowboyronnie » Sat Jun 19, 2010 8:15 pm

GSP's a contender, but I don't see how you get more jacked than Kazuyuki Miyata.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzhLb_7toIc[/youtube]

Also: 145 pounds, hairless, geeeeeeeourgeous and Asian! :P

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Post#8 » by CPT » Sat Jun 19, 2010 11:25 pm

How did I know CBR would be the first (and only?) to take this thread seriously?
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Post#9 » by jTF2 » Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:18 am

if by sexiest you mean physically imposing... imma have to go with ubereem.
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Post#10 » by cowboyronnie » Sun Jun 20, 2010 2:01 am

CPT wrote:How did I know CBR would be the first (and only?) to take this thread seriously?


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Post#11 » by Wade3Iverson » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:08 pm

CBR, who is the second dude you posted?
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Post#12 » by jTF2 » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:39 pm

thiago alves
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Post#13 » by Wade3Iverson » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:51 pm

jTF2 wrote:thiago alves


Nah, I'm talking about the black dude before him.
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Post#14 » by cowboyronnie » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:00 am

Kevin Randleman

He's a top, FWIW.
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Post#15 » by cowboyronnie » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:01 am

A Google image search for Randleman should contain "-staph -infection". Especially if you're trying to rub one out at the time.
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Post#16 » by Wade3Iverson » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:05 am

cowboyronnie wrote:Kevin Randleman

He's a top, FWIW.


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He looks like he could be a good versatile bottom as well.
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Post#17 » by cowboyronnie » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:08 am

He could definitely power bottom or sub bottom, agreed.

Ironically, he's an infamously un-versatile MMA fighter.
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Post#18 » by jTF2 » Mon Jun 21, 2010 12:13 am

randleman

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Post#19 » by El Hardee » Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:24 pm

According to my wife GSP has the best bod in MMA, according to El Hardee its Gina Carano in MMA, and Kyra Gracie in competitive BJJ.
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Post#20 » by cowboyronnie » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:00 am

We're now the first search result for "power bottom + kevin randleman". That's something.
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