Kevin Martin

zapatasblood · Post #1 » by **zapatasblood** » Mon Jul 5, 2010 7:47 pm

People need to stop calling Kevin Martin K-Mart. Giving him the nickname of a second rate bargain store is a insult and that name belongs to Kenyon Martin.

Guy986 · Post #2 » by **Guy986** » Mon Jul 5, 2010 7:51 pm

I just call him Pumpfake....

rocketsballin · Post #3 » by **rocketsballin** » Mon Jul 5, 2010 7:52 pm

i used to do that, now i call him martin or kevin. pumpfake's not bad either. i think someone posted a thread about this not too long ago

Joseph17 · Post #4 » by **Joseph17** » Mon Jul 5, 2010 8:01 pm

I call him Kev Mart or Kev if I'm talking about him and I call him Martin on forums.

Ribalding · Post #5 » by **Ribalding** » Mon Jul 5, 2010 11:24 pm

joeyyowee wrote:I call him Kev Mart or Kev if I'm talking about him and I call him Martin on forums.

You better pray they don't make me a moderator.

Aaron Brooks · Post #6 » by **Aaron Brooks** » Mon Jul 5, 2010 11:48 pm

Ribalding wrote:
joeyyowee wrote:I call him Kev Mart or Kev if I'm talking about him and I call him Martin on forums.

You better pray they don't make me a moderator.

Joseph17 · Post #7 » by **Joseph17** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 12:11 am

Ribalding wrote:
joeyyowee wrote:I call him Kev Mart or Kev if I'm talking about him and I call him Martin on forums.

You better pray they don't make me a moderator.

I don't see anything wrong with my post.

rocketsballin · Post #8 » by **rocketsballin** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 12:32 am

i dont think it's the post he's talking about...

Teckon · Post #9 » by **Teckon** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 1:30 am

i am lazy so I use KM for Kevin Martin.

Teckon · Post #10 » by **Teckon** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 1:33 am

joeyyowee wrote:
Ribalding wrote:
joeyyowee wrote:I call him Kev Mart or Kev if I'm talking about him and I call him Martin on forums.

You better pray they don't make me a moderator.

I don't see anything wrong with my post.

roxfashoballin wrote:i dont think it's the post he's talking about...

joeyyowee you don't know why he is mad about?
Hint: read all the threads that you have created lately and look for his comments

Joseph17 · Post #11 » by **Joseph17** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 2:13 am

Teckon wrote:
joeyyowee you don't know why he is mad about?
Hint: read all the threads that you have created lately and look for his comments

The only thing he said to me was to remove Kev from my avy. His username is ribalding so I'm guessing that he's going bald and that he's he's jealous of Kev's hair in my avy. I could photoshop him a blowout if he wants one that badly.

Post #12 » by **Mr. E** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 2:27 am

I agree that we can't call him K-Mart. I hate nicknames like that.

M4P · Post #13 » by **M4P** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 3:02 am

joeyyowee wrote:
Teckon wrote:
joeyyowee you don't know why he is mad about?
Hint: read all the threads that you have created lately and look for his comments

The only thing he said to me was to remove Kev from my avy. His username is ribalding so I'm guessing that he's going bald and that he's he's jealous of Kev's hair in my avy. I could photoshop him a blowout if he wants one that badly.

I think he's Italian :confused:

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Ribalding · Post #14 » by **Ribalding** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 5:31 am

I'm just going to say this once, then shut up about it. Your avatar leads me to one of two inescapable conclusions. Either,

1. You're a guido.

That makes you something less than human. The fact that you even know the NAME of the guy in your avatar brings shame on your family, your country, and cultured peoples the world over. That his "hair cut" has a name and you KNOW it...well, words escape me.

(The malarial swamp we call home has its problems, to be sure. But the one blessing in all Houstonians' lives is we never have to wake up and worry about running into one of the abortions better known as "The Guido". Until you, of course.)

or...

2. The avatar is meant to be ironic.

That makes you a hipster. And that's almost as bad as being a Guido. Just north of Guido. Neatly sandwiched between "Guido" and "child molester".

Now you know.
P.S. I'm not Italian. But I hate you on behalf of Italy itself.

rocketsballin · Post #15 » by **rocketsballin** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 5:51 am

if he went with a bald kevin martin, none of this beef would be going on

Joseph17 · Post #16 » by **Joseph17** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 6:04 am

Ribalding wrote:I'm just going to say this once, then shut up about it. Your avatar leads me to one of two inescapable conclusions. Either,

1. You're a guido.

That makes you something less than human. The fact that you even know the NAME of the guy in your avatar brings shame on your family, your country, and cultured peoples the world over. That his "hair cut" has a name and you KNOW it...well, words escape me.

(The malarial swamp we call home has its problems, to be sure. But the one blessing in all Houstonians' lives is we never have to wake up and worry about running into one of the abortions better known as "The Guido". Until you, of course.)

or...

2. The avatar is meant to be ironic.

That makes you a hipster. And that's almost as bad as being a Guido. Just north of Guido. Neatly sandwiched between "Guido" and "child molester".

Now you know.
P.S. I'm not Italian. But I hate you on behalf of Italy itself.

The name of the guy in my avy is Kevin Martin and lol at you taking my avy seriously. I always photoshop Martin's face on other people depending on the mood I'm in and what's going on at the time. It's the summer and I just went to the Jersey Shore so I'm in that mood right now. I'm not a guido and I never will be. I actually hate guidos and I usually laugh at them when I see them. They are a disgrace to Italians and I don't understand why a lot of Italian girls in my area like them.

Ribalding · Post #17 » by **Ribalding** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 6:37 am

joeyyowee wrote:The name of the guy in my avy is Kevin Martin and lol at you taking my avy seriously. I always photoshop Martin's face on other people depending on the mood I'm in and what's going on at the time. It's the summer and I just went to the Jersey Shore so I'm in that mood right now. I'm not a guido and I never will be. I actually hate guidos and I usually laugh at them when I see them. They are a disgrace to Italians and I don't understand why a lot of Italian girls in my area like them.

Thank GOD. And I apologize, sincerely.

It's still painful to look at, but now that I know it's just a photoshop thing....whew. What a relief. I don't think I could've tolerated a guido on "my" Rockets board.

P.S.- Girls may like them. Women don't. Find a woman.

zapatasblood · Post #18 » by **zapatasblood** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 4:38 pm

joeyyowee wrote:The name of the guy in my avy is Kevin Martin and lol at you taking my avy seriously. I always photoshop Martin's face on other people depending on the mood I'm in and what's going on at the time. It's the summer and I just went to the Jersey Shore so I'm in that mood right now. I'm not a guido and I never will be. I actually hate guidos and I usually laugh at them when I see them. They are a disgrace to Italians and I don't understand why a lot of Italian girls in my area like them.

I don't know what yall think but think this guy has a unhealthy man crush on Martin. Basing his avy of Martin and photo shopping him into other picture based off of his mood. Almost sounds like he is carving his name into his chest. About nervous break away from stuffing into the trunk of his car and going Silence of the Lamb on him to wear him as a human suit.

Joseph17 · Post #19 » by **Joseph17** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 6:40 pm

lol I'll admit that I'm Kev's number one fan, but that's just od. Kev isn't even my favorite player of all-time. Scottie Pippen is.

red96 · Post #20 » by **red96** » Tue Jul 6, 2010 7:06 pm

I got a 3 sec. thought on Kevin Martin's new nickname. What about K-swift? But pronounced like K-swiff. :dontknow:

I might just start calling him that, just to see if it starts to catch on. :lol: