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The All-Important Houston Rockets 2010-11 Nickname Thread

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Post#21 » by HoustonRockets » Tue Jul 6, 2010 8:20 am

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Post#22 » by Dream94 » Tue Jul 6, 2010 10:42 am

Kevin Martin is Speed Racer!
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Post#23 » by x- » Tue Jul 6, 2010 12:42 pm

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Post#24 » by moofs » Tue Jul 6, 2010 2:46 pm

Everyone knows that Kevin Martin was the long lost 6th Spice Girl.

Also I know it's lame, and it's based off something that's kinda lame, but if Shane's Batt-man, doesn't Patterson almost have to be Robin?

At least Shane helped out with this one...
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Post#25 » by dream34 » Tue Jul 6, 2010 4:32 pm

You don't just give someone a nickname because they joined your team, you gotta wait for them to earn it. Look at the list of people you named.. all time greats.
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Post#26 » by M4P » Tue Jul 6, 2010 6:22 pm

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Post#27 » by kam_soluusar » Wed Jul 7, 2010 9:26 am

I thought that because I was the only regular Aussie to post here, that my name for David Andersen, "Damage Assesment" was stuck on him.

Look, it can work two ways. If he is allowed to play as he should, (stretching the floor, face to the basket, spot up four man) then he will make the other team take a "Damage Assesment" You all must admit, that I haven't exactly been jocking his d**k all season, (I save that for Landry!) but if he is allowed to play as he should, even in limited minutes, you might start to like him more.

It works the other way too! If he sucks really bad, we make a "Damage Assesment" and send him back to the bench!

I say we call Martin "Space Martian" or "Marvin Martian" because his shot looks like it came from Planet X!!!!!!! (Until Duck Dodgers blew it up!) And it gives his nickname a slight tongue twister, Kevin"Marvin Martian" Martin......

Hey it's kinda original.

Kinda catchy too!

Kam Soluusar.

I did that because it is annoying!
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Post#28 » by College Boy » Wed Jul 7, 2010 10:58 pm

I read your posts in an Australian accent.


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