#JoseBautistaFacts on Twitter

jnorris · Post #1 » by **jnorris** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:26 pm

If anyone wants a good laugh check out #josebautistafacts on twitter. http://twitter.com/#search?q=Jose%20Bautista

One of mine:
@jonathannorris You can't trade Jose Bautista, because the only fair return would be Jose Bautista #JoseBautistaFacts

CapeCrusader · Post #2 » by **CapeCrusader** » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:41 pm

I like the Miami Heat joke.

SargentBargs101 · Post #3 » by **SargentBargs101** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:07 am

lol pretty funny twitts

WpgPage · Post #4 » by **WpgPage** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:13 am

hey norris guess who... while yours is great my personal favorite is "He doesn't say, "I'm on a horse." The horse says, "I'm under Jose Bautista"

evilRyu · Post #5 » by **evilRyu** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:14 am

lol these are great.. go JB!!

jnorris · Post #6 » by **jnorris** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:23 am

WpgPage wrote:hey norris guess who... while yours is great my personal favorite is "He doesn't say, "I'm on a horse." The horse says, "I'm under Jose Bautista"

I am officially calling you out in Public, get my my money F***ER!!!!

WpgPage · Post #7 » by **WpgPage** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:33 am

you forgot an "E"

SargentBargs101 · Post #8 » by **SargentBargs101** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:53 pm

His name is Jose Bautista and Windows 7 was his idea.

lol

SargentBargs101 · Post #9 » by **SargentBargs101** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:54 pm

@DownGoesBrown The Rogers Center roof isn't actually retractable. It just knows to get the hell out of Bautista's way. #JoseBautistaFacts

SargentBargs101 · Post #10 » by **SargentBargs101** » Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:55 pm

Bautista wasn't invited to the homerun derby because they had to finish the thing in under two hours #JoseBautistaFacts

TroyWillard

Jose Bautista eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow. #JoseBautistafacts

1bluejaysway

Jose Bautista's paperboy in the off-season is Nick Swisher...and Bautista doesn't even tip him. #JoseBautistaFacts

thewolfca

The jays are stockpiling Cuban shortstops because that's what Jose eats. #JoseBautistaFacts

Gold... all gold