OT: I just saw the biggest roach in my kitchen!

rocketsballin · Post #1 » by **rocketsballin** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:28 am

about 3 hours, i never seen one so big in person, the way i kill bugs is w/ my vacuum, cannister so its a long stick like vacuum. at first i was a pussy, i coulda sucked it in the vacuum but it was on a thin surface and i was waiting so it would go on the counter and align itself w/ my vacuum but never did. i spend an hour trying to lure this bitch out but couldnt, so i go to my room, turn off the lights int he kitchen/living room, come back an hour later and its at the top of the kitchen, trying to get into the little crack between the ceiling and the cuboards, i tried to vacuum it but was too late.

this thing is **** huge, i googled 'big roaches' and found some terrible stuff...this mofo could possibly FLY!!!!!!11111 omg i will throw up and kill myself if it flies lol no but does anyone have any ideas on how to lure it out? if its still there of corse. the cubboard it went into has a pipe and that pipe goes up into the ceiling, has cracks and openings there so

, it could literally be in the ceiling, i hope the pipe goes downward enough so that it reaches the bottom floor, that way the pple who live under me can deal w/ that demonry

KushIsMyCologne · Post #2 » by **KushIsMyCologne** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:40 am

Or here's a better idea. Stop living in filth and you won't need to worry about trying to vacuum your roaches. It's pretty clear you're a lazy, nasty person and I'm sure your place reflects it. Vacuuming roaches??? Are ya kidding me? How's about you put a couple roach bombs down in that piece, come back and CLEAN your whole **** thoroughly, then stop leaving food around for days and letting garbage bags pile up.

M4P · Post #3 » by **M4P** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:48 am

This calls for a pic.

rocketsballin · Post #4 » by **rocketsballin** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:52 am

good job on a being a troll...

im one of the cleanest type of person. ima clean freak, i dont leave food out in the open, i spend a long time washing my dishes, i wash everything...spoon/plate/pan, at least twice. i also wash my ass after taking a crap, no matter how clean it comes out, only exception is if im gonna workout after cuz then i'll take a shower after that. im a rediculously clean person. vacuuming a bug is much easier then killing it.

this is the first time i saw a roach in this apartment, i moved about a year ago. i dont regularly vacuum bugs. at the most, i've done it 5 times over here, i only remember 2

zapatasblood · Post #5 » by **zapatasblood** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:06 am

Boric Acid behind the small cracks and behind the fridge and other areas. The roach will eat and the acid will dissolve the roach.

Post #6 » by **TMU** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 11:19 am

Grab a shoe and give a nice whack on each of those roaches. Then clean up the mess.

moofs · Post #7 » by **moofs** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:10 pm

I saw a girl use a vacuum cleaner once.
I also saw one try the James Bond flamethrower trick from Live and Let Die.

The Shoe Solution is about 5 bajillion times easier and less Darwinian. Not to mention that vagina you have there might start closing up.

I had a dream last night that I was chasing a black widow the size of a tarantula. It was in the dark, so the stupid thing was able to hide EVERYWHERE, and spiders scare me poopless (http://www.shagbarkridge.com/info/08669b.jpg), so my attention wasn't divertable, even though somehow had just brought over the brand new Wii remake of The Guardian Legend and StarCraft 2 combined (nerd). Finally found it in the corner behind a movable cabinet, but before I could smash it, the 3 roaches, and 4 other large spiders that were back there :shudder:, someone scooped in, tried to set them on fire because there were too many.

My house ended up burning down. Good thing it's a rental/dream.

So yeah, shoe, [paper towel], [lysol], vagina, done. ([] = optional)

Guy986 · Post #8 » by **Guy986** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:16 pm

Adopt it as a pet. I hear they're easy to take care of.

KiDdFrESh · Post #9 » by **KiDdFrESh** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:11 pm

Your roach story reminded me of Chris Tucker in Def Jam Comedy III. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVJpjHPZXvU

Aaron Brooks · Post #10 » by **Aaron Brooks** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:01 pm

Sounds like a job for a big black guy

rocketsballin · Post #11 » by **rocketsballin** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:36 pm

n/m i killed it w/ the vacuum, mofo is too **** big. i called all the big black pple i knew and when i said that it might fly, they all hung up.

zapatasblood · Post #12 » by **zapatasblood** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:51 pm

roxfashoballin wrote:n/m i killed it w/ the vacuum, mofo is too **** big. i called all the big black pple i knew and when i said that it might fly, they all hung up.

Go with the Boric Acid. The Roach and all its friends will eat it and dissolve away

rocketsballin · Post #13 » by **rocketsballin** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:02 pm

only one roach

zapatasblood · Post #14 » by **zapatasblood** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:37 pm

roxfashoballin wrote:only one roach

Just saying since you live an apartment which means you share walls and bugs. Your place may be clean but is everybody that lives around you clean as you?

rocketsballin · Post #15 » by **rocketsballin** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:53 pm

well first of all no one is as clean as me cuz ima clean freak

(devoloping clean freak) . and there's not many bugs that go into my place, the bugs are usually much smaller, and they're usually flies.

College Boy · Post #16 » by **College Boy** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:50 pm

Get a big black guy to kill them.

King_James6 · Post #17 » by **King_James6** » Sun Aug 1, 2010 3:03 am

Cool story bro

N1ckyPoo · Post #18 » by **N1ckyPoo** » Sun Aug 1, 2010 10:51 pm

Last week I was asleep and felt something crawling on my chest. I reached to grab for it and throw it (I did this once with a spider, cut on the light and squashed it w/ a shoe)...anyways reach to grab and throw whatevers on my chest and end up crushing the damn thing between my fingers...a big ass tree roach....it broke apart in my hand. Half his body landed on my pillow and the yellow puss **** came out and soaked throw my pillow case and onto my pillow. I almost threw up...it was 3am...took a steaming hot shower and couldn't go to sleep...washed my hands like 30 times that day and they still felt disgusting. So sick. :-?

Guy986 · Post #19 » by **Guy986** » Mon Aug 2, 2010 12:09 am

N1ckyPoo wrote:Last week I was asleep and felt something crawling on my chest. I reached to grab for it and throw it (I did this once with a spider, cut on the light and squashed it w/ a shoe)...anyways reach to grab and throw whatevers on my chest and end up crushing the damn thing between my fingers...a big ass tree roach....it broke apart in my hand. Half his body landed on my pillow and the yellow puss **** came out and soaked throw my pillow case and onto my pillow. I almost threw up...it was 3am...took a steaming hot shower and couldn't go to sleep...washed my hands like 30 times that day and they still felt disgusting. So sick.

That is so disgusting....

College Boy · Post #20 » by **College Boy** » Mon Aug 2, 2010 4:37 am

N1ckyPoo wrote:Last week I was asleep and felt something crawling on my chest. I reached to grab for it and throw it (I did this once with a spider, cut on the light and squashed it w/ a shoe)...anyways reach to grab and throw whatevers on my chest and end up crushing the damn thing between my fingers...a big ass tree roach....it broke apart in my hand. Half his body landed on my pillow and the yellow puss **** came out and soaked throw my pillow case and onto my pillow. I almost threw up...it was 3am...took a steaming hot shower and couldn't go to sleep...washed my hands like 30 times that day and they still felt disgusting. So sick.

I love that this happened to you.