What kind of chick are the Jazz?

[BarneyGumble]

So I was thinking about girls, and I was wondering what kind of "girl" are the Jazz team? I will give my opinion and ask you for yours.

The Jazz are that extremely hot chick in your school that you love to fool around with and you want as your girlfriend because she is so cool and so hot, but she is kind of a loner and not "connected" with the popular cliques in the school so you can never take her to the Prom and win Prom King and Queen with her.

The Lakers are that girl that is so horribly shallow and has such little substance, but because she is so popular and connected, she wins Prom Queen every year.

The Cavs, for example, are that skanky ho that all the jocks love to get with but none of them stays with her or makes her their girlfriend and they all deny later there was anything between them. (think Boozer, Lebron here )


So what kind of chick do you see the Jazz being?

[DiscoLives4ever]

The Jazz are the girl that always looks really good but not great, is fun to go out with and puts out a little, but never goes all the way.

[The59Sound]

The girl you pass over in a crowded room, and then wish you hadn't.

[DelaneyRudd]

The Jazz are the kind of girl who pees on you in the shower and you love it.

[carrottop12]

The Jazz are the kind of girl who likes it when you pee on her in the shower, because you are the Lakers.

[HammerDunk]

The OK looking girl with an awesome personality that most people never notice and is always overshadowed by cheerleader bitches that everybody else hates except for them. She is about to start looking REALLLLL good for her 15 year reunion (with the finals) if everything goes right...

Bat and DR, you guys know some pretty weird chics...

[DelaneyRudd]

I got hold of Tiger's cell phone.

[edfmx86]

the Mormon chick

[jazzfan1971]

She might indeed be the Mormon gf.

Will only let you get so far, but a lot of fun and frustration trying.

Obviously I dated the wrong mormon girls.

[Soul Patch]

The one that stole my heart.

[JazzJuice]

The jazz are the mentally challenged chick that is a little slow and boring but you can alsways count on showing up. You can't help but love her even though she will embarass you every once in a while.

[DelaneyRudd]

A (Please Use More Appropriate Word) booty call? Are you kidding me?

[nghedman]

Utah is ...
the new girl that moves to your school, the hot chick you ignore because no one says much about her. You talk with friends and say you want to date her because you think she is a hottie, soon others really notice her too. Then before you know it she is the popular girl and you are the one dating her. She wins the Prom Queen and because you are with her you end up winning the Prom King. Dang! she looks hot in that prom dress and everyone tells you so after they realize how great she makes things around her. Funny thing is....because she lives in Utah everyone didn't really know the truth about her, and there was all kinds of spin and lies and misconceptions about her. Where did that girl come from and what is she REALLY like. But once everyone got to know her she is the hottie AND the one to know AND the one with the true personality.

The girl you want for the date and the one you want to take with you to the 20 year reunion. (Sloan)

[Ziploc]

A (Please Use More Appropriate Word) booty call? Are you kidding me?

haha this thread is getting so ridiculous.

[MeestR]

the crazy new dark girl. when she came to town, everybody knew she came from a poor and dodgy background. it seemed there was some other influences influencing her actions too. she got really into some weird stuff but for some reason, you couldn't help but fall for her. really quickly, she got really popular. but if it wasn't for some of her old bad habits from her old background she could have won all the "popular girl" awards. people kept looking at her weird, wouldn't want to be around her, but yet everybody (including you) was always fascinated with her.

once while coming runner-up twice in row, she decided to change who she was and reinvent herself to finally win. you know how sellouts are received in school. she failed, miserably. luckily, wallowing in her misery (and yours as you always stuck with her) she picked up some good habits and got in with the popular crowd again. but she still clung to some of her old weird habits. and they never got her even as far as she initially was.

[outerspacefella]

They better shorten the offseason or some of you guys will need a forum shrink

[Denizfeital]

The Jazz are the kind of girl who is cute, but not incredible beautiful when you look at her for the first time, anyway you say to yourself: what hell? Lets try to know her better.

After a while, you realize that she's very smart, and looking her closely, she is way beautiful than you first thought, It doesnt take long for you to fall in love with her, and you know at that moment that she is the one.

After a couple of years with her, you seem to be more in love that in you d ever imagine, and no matter what, you will stay with her forever, she's not perfect, you know that, but, who is?



Regards,

[OC Jazzfan]

The kind of girl with a really tough, grisly father who will kick your ass if he catches you trying to grab a boobie on the front porch.

[DelaneyRudd]

Jazz are the kind of girl everyone told you was sweet and kind, and a nice girl. You go out on a date to Hires for hamburgers and shakes. She laughs at you jokes, tilts her head and smiles a lot. Then you bring her home, try to kiss her on the cheek when she grab you by the collar, drags you into the house where tears open your nicest button up shirt licks your chest and demands, "you wait here". She proceeds into the bedroom, you hear bumps, you hear knocks, after 5 minutes she comes out wearing a full leather cat suit and mask. She's holding a collar and a leash and around her crotch is a large studded rubber piece protruding out. She then asks you if you know what pegging is, but before your meek cries of "nuh uh" can be heard she straps a ball gag in your mouth and the lights go out.

That's what kind of girl the Jazz are.

[Soul Patch]

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