Cathouse Draft! - Fatty

[Battery]

I like the Mellissa George girl Sachmo put up, Batteries first pick Sania Mirza wasn't all that though, her first pick she look kind of tough and I don't like tough looking chicks. Emmanuelle Chriqui was , Keira Knightley has one lazy left eye, Kristen Bell looks slightly cross eyed and goofy in the second pic, Irina Shaykhlislamova was fine ! I've got to say that when it comes to the picking the sexy sexies, I've got to be in the lead right now. Your girls aren't bush pigs, but not many of these selections have blown me away. The long named Russian, Chrstina Hendricks, and Mellissa George, IMO are the best after my two wives of course!

Actually you're in last place so far. You lose points for playing it safe. (and also bragging)

[Paydro70]

If the worst criticism that can be said of my ladies is that I posted a bad pic, I feel pretty good about it.

[ball teacher]

Actually you're in last place so far. You lose points for playing it safe. (and also bragging)

I don't understand how I'm playing it safe, but the bragging is what hurt me in the basketball draft when I had that well assembled team, it's all good though even with the trash talking you still cannot honestly think I'm losing. I'm taking the best from each category, I've got the finest Hispanic lady, the baddest Amazon chick but wait till' I get my next go round, if you think I played it safe now, your gonna really hate who I've got in store for you.

[fatlever]

you guys are silly. there are no losers in this draft. we are all winners, unless you draft a mud duck.

[ball teacher]

you guys are silly. there are no losers in this draft. we are all winners, unless you draft a mud duck.

Fat, I think Paydro's second pick is a mud duck! The big strong Asian tennis girl is a mud duck too! One of the guys like big physically strong chesty, mean looking women lol!

[ball teacher]

Fat, I think Paydro's second pick is a mud duck! The big strong Asian tennis girl is a mud duck too! One of the guys like big physically strong chesty, mean looking women lol!

Wait, I just looked to see who pickd the strong tennis girl and it was Battery Batt, I was playing, she's really a beautiful woman, I actually don't think she looks physically imposing or tough at all. She's a 10 out of 10!

[Battery]

Fat, I think Paydro's second pick is a mud duck! The big strong Asian tennis girl is a mud duck too! One of the guys like big physically strong chesty, mean looking women lol!

Wait, I just looked to see who pickd the strong tennis girl and it was Battery Batt, I was playing, she's really a beautiful woman, I actually don't think she looks physically imposing or tough at all. She's a 10 out of 10!

It's all good. I could have played it safe and went with Ana Ivanovic who IMO is much better looking than Mirza but I wanted to get my least favorite category out of the way first while honoring the US Open.

I was about to rip your choice of Vida because I thought you contradicted yourself by saying Mirza is big and strong, but come on you have to admit Vida is one hot tranny mess!

[Fred Williamson]

Barely legal: Rosie Jones (she is 20 years old)









oh lawd

[ball teacher]

It's all good. I could have played it safe and went with Ana Ivanovic who IMO is much better looking than Mirza but I wanted to get my least favorite category out of the way first while honoring the US Open.

I was about to rip your choice of Vida because I thought you contradicted yourself by saying Mirza is big and strong, but come on you have to admit Vida is one hot tranny mess!

OK batt, now it's personal! Never, ever, ever, speak ill of Vida again, I already told you ......I love her. I'm not hip to alot of the current affairs and tv stars, so I have to go with what I know, I dont watch HBO and I don't know really any women between 18-21 so I figured I'd get my money picks first before I get into my trouble zones.

[ball teacher]

Fred usually comes through with solid selections. He's got another winner.

[Paydro70]

I have a student this semester who looks very similar to Miss Jones. Doesn't have quite that set of knockers though.

[BigSlam]

Rosie Effing Jones!!



Pants, meet ankles.

[BigSlam]

Ok, I don't watch any HBO or Showtime shows (that I know of) so I wanted to check this cat off my list as early as possible. Therefore I am going to go with this chick who I found after some googling. She played a character called Lizzie Grant in that Entourage show over 10 episodes. To be honest, all that meant little to me. All I know is that I would like to punch her in the pants.

My HBO/Showtime Hottie goes to: Autumn Reeser








Black -
Asian -
Hispanic -
White -
Cougar (40 or older) – Halle Berry
Barely Legal (21 or younger) -
Amazon (5'11" or taller) -
Tiny (5'2" or shorter) -
"Hometown Hottie" -
"Girls of HBO/Showtime" - Autumn Resser
"Male First Name" –
"Girl from your Country of Ancestry" -

[Paydro70]

You misspelled it here and the OP, it's Reeser.

[BigSlam]

See how little I actually know her? Can't even spell her name right!!

Reeser, Resser - what ever. Either way I would still bone her.

[Battery]

I would rather have a reality TV category instead of HBO/Showtime.


Autumn Reeser never heard of her but she looks hot. mmmmmm Might have to start watching Entourage.

[Walt Cronkite]

Every draft should be a cathouse draft.

[fatlever]

slam you just stole my pick. son of a bitch.

[fatlever]

while i am thinking of my pick to replace the pick slam just stole from me i'll go ahead and get my hometown hottie out of the way.

from charlotte, nc, brooklyn decker

[fatlever]

I would rather have a reality TV category instead of HBO/Showtime.

for the record, i would be totally down for adding a reality tv category. i love my reality tv.