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Post#241 » by Bucksfans1and2 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:45 am

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Bargnani isn't currently better than Roy, but stop acting like Bargnani is a scrub. He has all the tools to be a better player than Roy if he truly wants to be. That and he isn't injury-prone and is still 3-4 years younger than Roy. Sometime in the next 5 yrs we will see Bargnani: The End Product...only then can we truly say if the Raps made the right decision on draft day 2006.

Furthermore, as another poster mentioned, noone thought Roy was a candidate for #1...he was drafted around where everyone thought he'd go.


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Re: Funny things you read while trolling 

Post#242 » by trwi7 » Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:48 am

Bucksfans1and2 wrote:
jojo152433 wrote:
Bargnani isn't currently better than Roy, but stop acting like Bargnani is a scrub. He has all the tools to be a better player than Roy if he truly wants to be. That and he isn't injury-prone and is still 3-4 years younger than Roy. Sometime in the next 5 yrs we will see Bargnani: The End Product...only then can we truly say if the Raps made the right decision on draft day 2006.

Furthermore, as another poster mentioned, noone thought Roy was a candidate for #1...he was drafted around where everyone thought he'd go.


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He's going to be devastated when he finds out Andrea is less than 1.5 years younger than Roy.
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Re: Funny things you read while trolling 

Post#243 » by clownparade » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:40 pm

trwi7 wrote:
He's going to be devastated when he finds out Andrea is less than 1.5 years younger than Roy.

or how about being devastated when they have a grossly overpaid center that averages 12/4 and plays no defense
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Post#244 » by lawrybeard » Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:14 pm

Who do you consider the "Gems" to be on the raptors?

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1054313

Laowai wrote:The Raptors team is full of diamonds in the rough.
DD, Weems, Bargs, Amir, Davis & Klieza all have shown flashes of brilliance.
Think are more finished gems I see Klieza as a top 10 SF and Bargs as a top 10 C this year.
Hope we see one or 2 of Weems, DD or Amir developing into a starter.
Davis too raw yet.


I didn't realise this guy was a different poster:

ikosuave wrote:As dumb as the comment about top 10 SF sounded when I read it, thinking about it, he very well could be.... IF he commits to D!

LBJ (if he remains a SF)
KD
Melo
Crash
AI
Gay
SJax
Pierce

Those are the ones I can think of that are DEFINITELY better than Linas... I feel like A LOT of the SF's in the league are not mismatch nightmares like Kleiza COULD be...

Of course, this is based on potential, since Kleiza has yet to have a SERIOUS shot in the NBA - so we'll have to see if he remains efficient.
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Post#245 » by blkout » Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:14 pm

He's probably not even as good as Omri Casspi
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Post#246 » by MadBlueEdwards » Sat Sep 25, 2010 6:36 pm

Laowai wrote: The Raptors team is full of diamonds in the rough.
DD, Weems, Bargs, Amir, Davis & Klieza all have shown flashes of brilliance.
Think are more finished gems I see Klieza as a top 10 SF and Bargs as a top 10 C this year.
Hope we see one or 2 of Weems, DD or Amir developing into a starter.
Davis too raw yet.


I don't understand why they're so high on Weems.
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Post#247 » by LUKE23 » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:24 pm

Hollinger on the Raptors 2010-11 D:
Not breaking news here, but the Raptors are softer than chenille. The starting center shrinks from contact and spends most of the game camped out on the perimeter, while the starting power forward is 6-9, 210 pounds and about as strong as decaf.

Bargnani is the main problem, as at 7-0, 250 he should be a much more capable defender than he's shown. While he's had his moments as a shot-blocker and on-ball post defender, he's shown no inclination whatsoever to protect the basket or to help his teammates. The next time he uses his body to fight for position will be the first. The team's other 7-footer, meanwhile, is Andersen, one of the league's few players who is even more terrified of contact than Bargnani.

At power forward, Johnson gives a decent effort but simply can't compete strength-wise with NBA power forwards. The fact that his backup, Davis, has a similar build doesn't offer much encouragement for Toronto's ability to deal with muscular opponents inside.

For beef, the Raps can turn to Evans, but he offers a different conundrum -- while he's plenty physical and strong, he's no longer good enough to be part of an NBA rotation.

Finally, they'll get no help from the perimeter guys. With Toronto's other positions just as overmatched defensively as the frontcourt, the Raptors' bigs will spend most of their nights trying to stymie opposing drivers when they aren't getting their brains beat in by bigger post players. If they can't figure out how to make it work, they're likely to repeat as the league's worst defense.
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Re: Funny things you read while trolling 

Post#248 » by speedingtime » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:29 pm

LUKE23 wrote:Hollinger on the Raptors 2010-11 D:
Not breaking news here, but the Raptors are softer than chenille. The starting center shrinks from contact and spends most of the game camped out on the perimeter, while the starting power forward is 6-9, 210 pounds and about as strong as decaf.

Bargnani is the main problem, as at 7-0, 250 he should be a much more capable defender than he's shown. While he's had his moments as a shot-blocker and on-ball post defender, he's shown no inclination whatsoever to protect the basket or to help his teammates. The next time he uses his body to fight for position will be the first. The team's other 7-footer, meanwhile, is Andersen, one of the league's few players who is even more terrified of contact than Bargnani.

At power forward, Johnson gives a decent effort but simply can't compete strength-wise with NBA power forwards. The fact that his backup, Davis, has a similar build doesn't offer much encouragement for Toronto's ability to deal with muscular opponents inside.

For beef, the Raps can turn to Evans, but he offers a different conundrum -- while he's plenty physical and strong, he's no longer good enough to be part of an NBA rotation.

Finally, they'll get no help from the perimeter guys. With Toronto's other positions just as overmatched defensively as the frontcourt, the Raptors' bigs will spend most of their nights trying to stymie opposing drivers when they aren't getting their brains beat in by bigger post players. If they can't figure out how to make it work, they're likely to repeat as the league's worst defense.


Has this been shredded on the Raps board yet?
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Post#249 » by blkout » Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:49 pm

I reckon the thread title should be changed to 'Funny things you read on other teams boards' or something, because we're not actually trolling anyone.
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Post#250 » by trwi7 » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:00 pm

Here's the thread on their board.

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1055073
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Post#251 » by austuf » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:16 am

Not from another board but still funny.

"My role is clear. I'm the rebounder, shot-blocker, defender, and hustle guy," later adding that he's "the only seven-feet white guy in the history of [the] NBA" to take charges" Marcin Gortat

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Post#252 » by bogut6 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:28 pm

dagger wrote:
DG88 wrote:25-27 is my prediction either way we're getting a high pick this year and we'll use it one Kyrie Irving



I don;t know why people keep jerking off over a guard ranked 9th by DraftExpress. And Duke point guards often make poor pros.

Sorry, if we get a high pick, we have to go BPA. PERIOD!



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Post#253 » by LarryHarris » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:44 pm

austuf wrote:Not from another board but still funny.

"My role is clear. I'm the rebounder, shot-blocker, defender, and hustle guy," later adding that he's "the only seven-feet white guy in the history of [the] NBA" to take charges" Marcin Gortat

:D


Well I guess we know Marcin doesn't watch video or have NBA League Pass...
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Post#254 » by LarryHarris » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:46 pm

HORNETS SIGN JOE ALEXANDER- Hornets board...

TMIMITW wrote:The Hornets Bench is looking very good


http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=1053684

cavsfan_osiris wrote:Great pick up for the Hornets. Playing with CP3 is the perfect opportunity for Joe Alexander. He's a Shawn Marion type of player and needs to play with a good distributor. If he can't get some run in this situation it's a wrap for his career.

As a side note this has pretty big video game implications as 2k11 is coming out soon and while being a bust thus far in real life Joe is a beast in the game.

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Post#255 » by blkout » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:42 pm

Shawn Marion :lol: holy ****.
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Post#256 » by jerrod » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:56 pm

i see it fairly often and i just don't understand how someone could correlate something that happens in a video game to real life. don't they understand that a players ability is determined by someone's opinion of his ability, not anything real?
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Post#257 » by clownparade » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:28 pm

reminds me of when spurs fans were excited about signing haislip
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Post#258 » by jerrod » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:32 pm

clownparade wrote:reminds me of when spurs fans were excited about signing haislip


i was excited about that
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Post#259 » by steger_3434 » Sat Oct 2, 2010 1:02 am

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1056138

I found this thread pretty damn funny. The Youtube video especially, then someone posts a link where the guy could have bought the game for a quarter of what he paid.
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Post#260 » by Aaron It Out » Sat Oct 2, 2010 1:16 am

steger_3434 wrote:http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=1056138

I found this thread pretty damn funny. The Youtube video especially, then someone posts a link where the guy could have bought the game for a quarter of what he paid.


Haha, after the OP didn't post for awhile..

poeman wrote:hahah i think the OP passed out from being a big (Please Use More Appropriate Word)


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