Future NBA baller wonders if he will get in the Raptors

[hamworld05]

I am starting to wonder if I should just plan to get on an nba team then request to sign a new contract with Toronto.

Good call. In fact, we should all just plan to get on an NBA team. Shouldn't be too hard.

*sigh* If you only knew what I knew you would not doubt for true manliness loves all that attempts to attain it.

Okay pal.

Then the plan seems perfect. Get drafted by an NBA team, then if the raptors are not a step down I request a new contract with them.

What a beautiful plan. To see a canadian face on the Raptors is no doubt a vision shared by millions.

[HiMyNameIsTrey]

What a weirdo.

[hamworld05]

What a weirdo.

Haha it does take a certain amount of insanity to do believe you will attain true manliness.

True manliness always nudges you, silently beckonining you to attain it. When you decide to listen to it, it changes you.

[S.W.A.N]

messiah is that you

[Thelonious]

True manliness always nudges you, silently beckonining you to attain it. When you decide to listen to it, it changes you.

Emo girl on roids?

[Salted Meat]

True manliness always nudges you, silently beckonining you to attain it. When you decide to listen to it, it changes you.

Does it say that directly on the job application form at Abercrombie & Fitch, or is that in the motivational part of the orientation?

[Tofubeque]

My bros, the time for being owned is no longer!

[lolwut]

What a weirdo.

Haha it does take a certain amount of insanity to do believe you will attain true manliness.

True manliness always nudges you, silently beckonining you to attain it. When you decide to listen to it, it changes you.

I've attained true manliness, and I can tell you, from experience, that that was not the case.

[SaveTheHens]

This trolls pretty lame, not even creative in one way, using the super-ignorance card then sayin random stuff that isn't really funny.

I'm surprised he got so many of you to answer. but I did too so meh

[MEDIC]

The dude on the left totally looks like Jay Triano from that angle.

I think he looks more like Larry Brown.

[toast]

What a weirdo.

Haha it does take a certain amount of insanity to do believe you will attain true manliness.

True manliness always nudges you, silently beckonining you to attain it. When you decide to listen to it, it changes you.

Unless your in prison than "True manliness" tends to nudge in the shower with 3 other guys and a shank pressed to your neck.

[Scase]

What a weirdo.

Haha it does take a certain amount of insanity to do believe you will attain true manliness.

True manliness always nudges you, silently beckonining you to attain it. When you decide to listen to it, it changes you.

Unless your in prison than "True manliness" tends to nudge in the shower with 3 other guys and a shank pressed to your neck.

The shank would be the least of my worries for things being pressed into me.

[Jay240]

What's Dick Cheney doing talking to the Joker?

[kidcanada15@hotmail.com]

Good ole Glen could have picked my fellow Newf Carl English. But who does he pick? Ramon van de Hare... or something like that.

[Spicy P]

Ah, I remember when I was 11. You're most likely not going to make it in the NBA so I wouldn't worry about it.

[Danielectomy]

I'll buy his jersey if he makes it... Been struggling to decide who to get with our current roster; a home-grown boy would make it easier...

[Raptorsrock]

What a weirdo.

Haha it does take a certain amount of insanity to do believe you will attain true manliness.

True manliness always nudges you, silently beckonining you to attain it. When you decide to listen to it, it changes you.

This post ranks right up there with "its not a job, its a lifestyle"