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KB Chronicles: The Story of the G.O.A.T

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KB Chronicles: The Story of the G.O.A.T 

Post#1 » by TheKobeStories » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:02 pm

1st post, take it easy on me fellas'
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The story of the True G.O.A.T
It all started with a Lucky shot:

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He dominated a watered down league while gloating like a pig:
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Then out of nowhere A savior was born:
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He grew up and played with reckless abandon. He was the true "his Airness"

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He Took The League By Storm and left "The Champ" in his shadows:

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He knocked "the Champ" on his ass, mean-mugged & all and forced "the Champ" to bow:
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Next, came the endless comparisons:

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MJ pretended to befriend Kobe:


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But Kobe had a vision that MJ was a fraud and fake friend:
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It turns out they both had a love for white women, but Kobe had more "Ho’s":

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Now after all these years we finally sit at the moment of truth:

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MJ got depressed at Kobe's success and started to exploit his smoking & drinking habits - Just look at his eyes:

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When vices didn't seem to help he finally broke down and started crying:

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And as the King slowly rises to claim his throne - 2 more rings, holding the all-time scoring record, and a trio of primed stars stands in his way. But for now appreciate his greatness, because frankly we are all fortunate to be living in the era of the true G.O.A.T


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Post#2 » by Cookin Baskets » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:17 pm

Wow your story is Kobe biased like a bitch. Also indicating Jordan still gives a **** if Kobe was better then him like he would go out his to sabotage him. :lol: A watered down league, are you kidding me?? Lets not give Jordan credit for winning 6 titles. He dominated his generation did he not. Lets not give Utah,Seattle,Phoenix,Portland,(old)Lakers any credit those were some good teams. Name me the last Western Conference team other the Lakers,Spurs to win a title. That would be back all the way when the Rockets won back to back in the 90s. Before the Lakers went to the finals they had no real challenges in the past two years and the one year vs. Orlando wasn't a challenge either only against Boston this year. I'm not on either side but next time when you make a story it should be balanced and unbiased. Some of the points you brought up were funny though.
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Post#3 » by TheKobeStories » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:30 pm

DeOgar wrote: Some of the points you brought up were funny though.

Which was exactly the purpose of this thread, but thanks for the input bud.
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Post#4 » by jc23 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 3:45 pm

^^^I think the purpose of this thread was to take shots at MJ due to the comments that he made about Kobe. Thats just MJ being MJ.
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Post#5 » by CowsMoo » Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:31 pm

it's funny. i didn't take it seriously.
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Post#6 » by KHARA » Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:30 pm

WOW If anytime the league is watered down is now. You have all these rules now and back then they allowed the players to really play. There's no Rodman, Mason, or Oakley in the league at all. Kobe is nasty no doubt, but don't down play what MJ did. Jordan got all 6 rings being the leader of the team. No doubt he couldn't have done it without my boy Pippen and the rest of the squad but he was the number 1 option each time. Shaq was the number 1 option the first 3 rings for Kobe. I think this dude might be alil young that's why he talks the way he does.
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Post#7 » by TommyTheCat » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:22 pm

no need to take a swipe at mj on the lakers board. just talk about kobe if you want to and leave it at that.
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Post#8 » by J08 » Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:58 pm

it was just for jokes i think
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Post#9 » by semi-sentient » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:11 pm

:nonono:
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Post#10 » by Cookin Baskets » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:20 pm

TheKobeStories wrote:
DeOgar wrote: Some of the points you brought up were funny though.

Which was exactly the purpose of this thread, but thanks for the input bud.



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Post#11 » by Wavy Q » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:24 pm

wtf is this lol
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Post#12 » by Gek » Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:35 pm

There is a surprising lack of Muhammad Ali and Capra aegagrus hircus in this thread.
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Post#13 » by crazyeights » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:24 am

I love a good homer thread. Brings out the lurkers. :lol:

Interesting first post. Going to rub some people the wrong way, but that's what all comedy does.
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Post#14 » by ahwi_quacoe » Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:29 am

funny as hell
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Post#15 » by laduane1 » Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:41 am

Was that even MJ. Kind of did not look like him. Useless post...
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Post#16 » by Siem » Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:59 pm

Wow some of you have no sense of humor, this s#it was the funniest thing ive seen in awhile,lmao. come on if you aint laugh at this and took this serious, lighten up.This made my day.
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Post#17 » by TommyTheCat » Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:41 am

Siem wrote:Wow some of you have no sense of humor, this s#it was the funniest thing ive seen in awhile,lmao. come on if you aint laugh at this and took this serious, lighten up.This made my day.


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Post#18 » by Sedale Threatt » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:26 am

Siem wrote:Wow some of you have no sense of humor, this s#it was the funniest thing ive seen in awhile,lmao. come on if you aint laugh at this and took this serious, lighten up.This made my day.


This is funny.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk[/youtube]

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Post#19 » by Pablo Escobar » Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:40 pm

Sedale Threatt wrote:
Siem wrote:Wow some of you have no sense of humor, this s#it was the funniest thing ive seen in awhile,lmao. come on if you aint laugh at this and took this serious, lighten up.This made my day.


This is funny.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk[/youtube]

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Post#20 » by Sedale Threatt » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:48 pm

It's purple.

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