PG: Aaron "I'm voting against Prop 3" Brooks

SG: Kevin "It wasn't a foreclosure, It's a Short Sale." Martin

SF: Shane "Pick-up game with Obama? That was a staff meeting." Battier

PF: Luis "One more child until I have a full team!" Scola

C : Yao "Dismantle, Demolish, Dominate, Ice, Repeat " Ming

BENCH:
PG: Kyle "Pay me Daryl" Lowry
SG/SF: Buddy Lee
PF: Jordan "Should Have worked with Dream" Hill
C: Brad "I know the offense better than you" Miller
"Still Getting Older" Starting Lineup: Spurs
PG: Eva Longoria Parker
SG: Teri Hatcher
SF: Marcia Cross
PF: Felicity Huffman
C : Vanessa Williams
PRESEASON CUTIE: Hayley Marie Norman


