Funny things you read while on other team boards

[Aaron It Out]

From the raps board also..

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The whole thread is gold.

[thomchatt3rton]

1. Milwaukee. Hollinger has that "Fluke Rule" for players-he should have it for teams that have a great season that wasn't in line with their talent. They won a ton last year for a lot of reasons, but I see them at 35 wins this year. I love Bogut, but the rest of their roster is suspect.
Jennings-a bit of a chucker, and undersized
CoreyM-Chucker
Salmons-got paid, aging
Gooden-we know how up and down he can be-and his boneheadedness
Bogut-always an injury risk

They will win 35 games this year. Their key last year was chemistry and how hard they played every nite. It won't continue. Plus, Ridinour won a bunch of games for them with his steady play and off the charts shooting.

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Don't want to take the bait but seems at least this Bulls' fan is a bit scared and trying to convince himself we suck. Good to see a couple fans call him out but as always illiance further shows his Bucks hate.

I think the guys just a kid, or doesn't watch other teams' games or something. His take on why we won last year shows that.

This isn't strictly trolling, but anybody else catch the fawning, premature Dwyer write-up on yahoo?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_d ... &success=1

Using phrases like "already paid off" and "impressive win" to describe a preseason game is just ludicrous.

[thomchatt3rton]

From the raps board also..

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1057776

The whole thread is gold.

No way that whole thing is serious. Its a practical joke, right? Too many serious replies

[thomchatt3rton]

On the general board. Same troll that came here.

He's overrated trash. He's an average offensive center with good to great defense. He gets overrated by bucks fanatics and great white hopeists but smart people know better. He was a bust up until last year and that's when the overrating arrived. No you can't win a championship with Andrew Bogut as your 2nd best player. If he's your 2nd best player your team is screwed quite literally. He possesses the offense of a slightly above average role player, that's it.

I love his definition of "trash": "average" offensively, "good to great" defensively. What does he call a serviceable center? Dwight Howard?

And who the hell is overrating Bogut? I must have somehow missed the slew of national media stories heaping undeserved praise on Andrew??

[bogut6]

On the general board. Same troll that came here.

He's overrated trash. He's an average offensive center with good to great defense. He gets overrated by bucks fanatics and great white hopeists but smart people know better. He was a bust up until last year and that's when the overrating arrived. No you can't win a championship with Andrew Bogut as your 2nd best player. If he's your 2nd best player your team is screwed quite literally. He possesses the offense of a slightly above average role player, that's it.

I love his definition of "trash": "average" offensively, "good to great" defensively. What does he call a serviceable center? Dwight Howard?

And who the hell is overrating Bogut? I must have somehow missed the slew of national media stories heaping undeserved praise on Andrew??

Yeah basically in that thread I argued with him to the point where he admitted Bogut is a good player, just a bit overrated. Then I screwed him over with the 'overrated' bit by using your logic.

He was saying the defence doesn't really count. Then he said Dwight is a superstar. I told him Dwight averaged 2ppg more than Bogut last season, and no one considers Bogut to be better... so how is he overrated?

He didn't answer that question, even though I asked him about 10 times.

The retired mod said that the guy had previous warnings for trolling about Bogut (which I remember)

[lawrybeard]

The Bargs v David Andersen threads on the Raptors boards are pretty funny reading for the Aussies. Tough comparison to be made for your franchise player.


Also, this one from the main board is priceless if you like seeing people get busted for making crap up about themselves:

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=1059891

[AussieBuck]

They like Andersen's rebounding and defense! Damn I feel sorry for them.

[icat2000]

Well after suffering through years of Bustiananai rebounding can you blame them for being a tad excited when someone actually manages to rebound more than a couple.

[paul]

They like Andersen's rebounding and defense! Damn I feel sorry for them.

You know who they are comparing him to though right? He's Dwight compared to Busta.

[Blockedshot]

Some funny stuff on that Raptors board.

I know it was tongue in cheek but that post about dumping Bargs for whatever they can get and building around Anderson was pretty amuzing.

Also WTF was with that dreamshake lol, I dont think ive ever seen him move like that before.

[Bucksfans1and2]

Raptors vs. Knicks gamethreads are going to be epic on both forums.

[trwi7]

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=1060983

lulz

My favorite response: "Bargnani was drafted 1st overall."

[blkout]

Lmao what a joke! Now you're blaming John Wall's pathetic chucking on his teammates?! Get real son. John Wall is a bust, no dobut about that. He can't shoot. He can't finish in the half court. He's basically worhtless in the half court. He's strictly a fast break player, that's it. The only reason why John Wall is "racking" up the assists tonight is because he has the ball in his hand 95% of the time. He's a HORRIBLE scorer. He's going to disappoint A LOT of people. He can't do anything when he drives in the half court because he's such a terrible finisher and pretty soon defenses will catch on to that. Teams will have no need to leave their shooters to help. Washington's offense is suffering big time because of John WAll's greedy ball domination. They have talented players, Blatche, Thornton, Nick Young, Hinrich who are all far better scorers than Wall at this stage. Wall chucking up 13 or 15 shots is a joke and an embarrassment to all the JOhn Wall to HOF hype.

[paul]

Got to hand it to TA18, he really knows his sh*t.

[Ayt]

Got to hand it to TA18, he really knows his sh*t.

Sh*t being the operative word.

[Bucksfans1and2]

Blatche won't play like this forever, but the rest of the bigs are finesse players. We can't jump off a bridge like a lot of dumb Wizards fans will do after this one. Let's count the idiotic responses:"
1)Wall can't shoot
2)Blatche sucks
3)Yi is soft
4)Javale is clueless
5)Flip Can't coach
6)Nick is a D-leaguer
7)Kirk is a 3rd guard
8)Hilton is a 3rd center
9)Arenas has bad wheels
10)Josh has bad knees

I guess I'm not seeing why the responses are idiotic

[Kayjay]

wow

the whole time i've been on realgm, i've never seen a list as completely correct as that one

[lawrybeard]

How is it not even close? Bird never put up a PER as high as Wade. In addition, he's a scrawny jumpshooter. Since when has a jumpshooter have more impact on the game than a slashing tank like Wade? I would take Wade over Bird to start a franchise with. I don't like Wade but his heart and determination is admirable. I see Bird as a Dirk Nowtizki who needs a HELLA LOT of talent to win championships. I just think it's easier to build a winner around Wade than it is Bird in today's game.

[crkone]

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hehe...

[AussieBuck]

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