Official Game Thread: Cavs 93 Nets 91 Final

vincecarter4pres · Post #1 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Tue Nov 9, 2010 9:15 pm

First the away team...

PG: Mo "It's Just Something in My Eye" Williams

SG: Anthony "My Sister is Hot for a WNBA Player" Parker

SF: Jamario "Who Needs Lebron?" Moon

PF: JJ "They Didn't Trade me for Amar'e" Hickson

C: This guy who likes to flop.

Vs. Us...

PG: Devin "I Hit Game Winners ErrDay" Harris

SG: Anthony "I AM Everywhere" Morrow

SF: The 7 Million Dollar Man

PF: Troy "You Should See me Hungover" Murphy

C: Brook "39.8%" Lopez

The Location:

The Muscle:

The Likely Result:

The Theme Music:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxqUsqkPLt8[/youtube]

The Picture of a Disturbingly Ample Forehead:

beni718 · Post #2 » by **beni718** » Tue Nov 9, 2010 9:28 pm

nets shud easily take both games

isekii · Post #3 » by **isekii** » Tue Nov 9, 2010 9:58 pm

I wanna see Favors get starter minutes and make Varaejo his bitch

Lamak · Post #4 » by **Lamak** » Tue Nov 9, 2010 10:51 pm

I didn't get to watch the Heat and Magic games so I'm ready for this one. It seems like our games are so far apart. Well anyway, it's time to earn a W.

demens · Post #5 » by **demens** » Tue Nov 9, 2010 11:50 pm

Vegas has us as favorites yet again. Late money seems to be on NJ as well, good sign.

Talentfull · Post #6 » by **Talentfull** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:05 am

It's weird being favorites for games to be honest. Twill is supposedly out this game too...meh

demens · Post #7 » by **demens** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:11 am

Jebus, whats with that shot of Newark, showing the traintracks by rt.21. Wtf, are they trying to scare people away from going to games? Dont show that ****, show the down town area!

Talentfull · Post #8 » by **Talentfull** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:28 am

Man, it's easy to see why Brook can't even manage to get 6 rebounds a game this season. He's not under rim trying to get a rebound off a missed shot most of the time.

Post #9 » by **NyCeEvO** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:32 am

..and Favors has his first off the backboard block!

jeff1624 · Post #10 » by **jeff1624** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:33 am

Aaaand the offense goes to hell once Farmar gets in the game.. what a coincidence.

Post #11 » by **NyCeEvO** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:35 am

jeff1624 wrote:Aaaand the offense goes to hell once Farmar gets in the game.. what a coincidence.

what do you mean? He's wearing the arm sock on his left arm. That means he's an allstar! :roll:

Lamak · Post #12 » by **Lamak** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:36 am

Observations from the 1st Quarter:

- Farmar makes our offense suck even if he has a shooting sleeve on.
- Morrow is our best offseason acquisition.
- Brook hasn't made his showed up yet.
- Humphries is now the back up center.

tamarslayer · Post #13 » by **tamarslayer** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:42 am

Lamak wrote:Observations from the 1st Quarter:

- Farmar makes our offense suck even if he has a shooting sleeve on.
- Morrow is our best offseason acquisition.
- Brook hasn't made his showed up yet.
- Humphries is now the back up center.

Please refer to him by his proper name. HUMPFREAAAAAKKKK

624 · Post #14 » by **624** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:51 am

This game is boring.

tamarslayer · Post #15 » by **tamarslayer** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:53 am

624 wrote:This game is boring.

Are you kidding me? Quinton Ross is in the game this is the most entertainment I've had all year.

Talentfull · Post #16 » by **Talentfull** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:53 am

Wow...Farmar is just beyond terrible running an offense. This is a loss.

624 · Post #17 » by **624** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:57 am

tamarslayer wrote:
624 wrote:This game is boring.

Are you kidding me? Quinton Ross is in the game this is the most entertainment I've had all year.

My mistake, I didn't realize Quinton "Human Highlight Reel/Instant Offense" Ross was in the game.

Talentfull · Post #18 » by **Talentfull** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 12:58 am

Lopez is just ****ing terrible. At this point he should be traded before Favors.

tamarslayer · Post #19 » by **tamarslayer** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:01 am

How is that a foul on Ross the Boss?

vincecarter4pres · Post #20 » by **vincecarter4pres** » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:01 am

Wow, what a terrible call.

I can't tell you how much I hate Sideshow. Seriously. He's a guy I honestly couldn't even root for if he was on our team.