Official Not So Random Thoughts Thread Version 2.2

[Benjammin]

The Miami board is full of overly sensitive band-wagoning pu$$ies. I have no love for Ji, but he's mildly entertaining at times and that was not worthy of a banning. A suspension or warning, sure, why not? Now, will I get warned/suspended/banned for this?

[pineappleheadindc]

No, you won't get banned for that Benjammin.

You're not on the Heat board.

[miller31time]

The problem was that Ji had a LONG rap sheet. And he had already received a 7-day suspension along with multiple warnings.

I'll ask if he can be unbanned and maybe just restricted to the Wizards board, but I'm not sure I'll get much support.

[doclinkin]

The problem was that Ji had a LONG rap sheet. And he had already received a 7-day suspension along with multiple warnings.

I'll ask if he can be unbanned and maybe just restricted to the Wizards board, but I'm not sure I'll get much support.

Hmmn, if you think it will help, I'll delete my request on the suggestions board...

[pineappleheadindc]

The problem was that Ji had a LONG rap sheet. And he had already received a 7-day suspension along with multiple warnings.

I'll ask if he can be unbanned and maybe just restricted to the Wizards board, but I'm not sure I'll get much support.

Hmmn, if you think it will help, I'll delete my request on the suggestions board...

Leave your request up on the suggestions board.

Thanks

[miller31time]

The problem was that Ji had a LONG rap sheet. And he had already received a 7-day suspension along with multiple warnings.

I'll ask if he can be unbanned and maybe just restricted to the Wizards board, but I'm not sure I'll get much support.

Hmmn, if you think it will help, I'll delete my request on the suggestions board...

Nah, the Heat mods were a bit overly sensitive. They wouldn't have requested a ban if he didn't have the record of trolling but I still think it was uncalled for to take any action, really.

[pineappleheadindc]

Random thought: This is the cleanest dirty joke I've heard in a while. (courtesy of a CD from the late Hawaiian musical artist Israel Kamakawiwaole.

If you're offended by dirty jokes, don't scroll down:


























So a judge comes into chambers and sees three ducks sitting along the bench where criminal defendants usually sit. Highly unusual.

He calls the first duck to the stand.

Judge: What's your name??

Duck #1: Quack

Judge: Well Quack, what did you do?

Duck #1: I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond behind Tysons Corner.

Judge: Bad duck, dirtying up the water. 30 days for you. Next. (Duck #2 waddles to the stand)

Judge: What's your name?

Duck #2: Quack Quack

Judge: Well Quack Quack, what did YOU do?

Duck #2: Your honor, I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond behind Tysons Corner.

Judge: 30 days same as the other duck. Next. (Duck #3 waddles to the stand).

Judge: Don't tell me, your name must be Quack Quack Quack.

Duck #3: No your honor. My name is bubbles.



BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hello? Anyone still here?

Sigh

[willbcocks]

Brandon Roy might be done. If not this year, soon, and his game will go downhill even if he stays in the league.

Bone on bone for both knees. I feel real bad for him, and for the Portland organization getting hit by another whammy.

[BanndNDC]

Ji got banned for the comment in the pg 36 quote, above.

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Ji wrote:Lebron only 13 shots? WTF/// Lebron way better than Wade....he should not be shooting 13 times. Bosh just sucks. thats going to be a contract you regret


That's utterly ridiculous. If anyone should be banned it's the person who requested that someone should be waived for such an innocuous statement. that;s not even trolling, it's a legitimate comment about Bosh's impact versus his relative cost.

can we please ban all opposing fans who say anything similar about Arenas (just like the miami board we can allow our own fans to continue making statements like this) until the powers that be realize how ridiculous this is?

[Nivek]

The Awkward Handshake -- An Investigative Report

[nate33]

The Awkward Handshake -- An Investigative Report

[doclinkin]

Random thought: This is the cleanest dirty joke I've heard in a while.

Cleanest dirty joke I know:

What's brown and sticky?
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a STICK !!!!




Not clean, but similar to your duck court:
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Divorce court proceedings.
Judge: Let me get this clear Mr Mouse, you want to divorce your wife Minnie on the grounds that she is insane?
Mickey Mouse (high squeaky voice): No your honor Mr Judge, I never said she was insane, I said I was divorcing her because she's fxxking Goofy...

[dobrojim]

woman comes into a DDS with dental pain

Dentist looks at it and says, "I'm afraid that tooth
is going to have to come out"

lady - I'd rather have a baby

dentist - make up your mind, I gotta adjust the chair

[Wizards2Lottery]

How is Flash3 allowed to be a mod on the Gen board? The guy is the most biased homer I have ever seen. He gets his panties in a bunch every time someone posts about the heat.

[pancakes3]

woman comes into a DDS with dental pain

Dentist looks at it and says, "I'm afraid that tooth
is going to have to come out"

lady - I'd rather have a baby

dentist - make up your mind, I gotta adjust the chair

HAH.

sd20 still lurking?

[pineappleheadindc]

Ji got banned for the comment in the pg 36 quote, above.

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Ji wrote:Lebron only 13 shots? WTF/// Lebron way better than Wade....he should not be shooting 13 times. Bosh just sucks. thats going to be a contract you regret


That's utterly ridiculous. If anyone should be banned it's the person who requested that someone should be waived for such an innocuous statement. that;s not even trolling, it's a legitimate comment about Bosh's impact versus his relative cost.

can we please ban all opposing fans who say anything similar about Arenas (just like the miami board we can allow our own fans to continue making statements like this) until the powers that be realize how ridiculous this is?

I'm not making any judgmental, subjective statement here.

But want to confirm to you that you've correctly identified the quote, in its entirety, that got Ji banned.

[dobrojim]

gotta talk to Ted about this one - or maybe the Chipotle folks

warning - don't be fooled by the come-on for the Burrito give-aways
during the game. Second time this has happened: my daughter
(she understands how to game the system and it was a light crowd
last night) gets the attention of one of the Chipotle guys
and gets handed what looks like it should be a burrito, except
it's a T-shirt. A chipotle T-shirt. So if you're hard up for clothes
and don't mind being a walking advertisement for Chipotle
scream and yell for a 'burrito'.

[Scabs304]

The guys in are section got burritos..... dob that sucks for her though.

[LyricalRico]

My new saying for 2011? "Dude, you went out like a Bosh!"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2--uG4QMlA0[/youtube]

[Donkey McDonkerton]

This is amazing
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-jimmy ... Z?eref=RSS