As soon as I could grow facial hair I wanted some somewhere on my face. As a kid I opted for the baby goatee, because I couldn't grow hair around the sides of my mouth.
My goatee was not quite as long as this, but just as gross.
And I have grown mutton chops before too.
For a long period of time when I broke up with a girlfriend I would shave my head for a clean fresh start.
Miss Portman is a little cuter than me though.
But just like James Harden tweeted two games in, he "needs a change". He needs it and the fans deserve it.
You have two options James you can "A" shave the beard or "B" go slump bustin. For those who don't know what slump bustin is, it's when you pick up a chubby girl from the bar take her home and screw the slump right out of you. I think it is more popular in the baseball world. However one or the other needs to happen James because you have yet to have a game where you score 15pts.
You are slumping and something needs to be done.
Part of the reason for this thread is last night I had a "VISION", well ok maybe it was a dream. But I was at a high school, (I'm almost 38) and I was talking to a friend about how Harden needs to shave his beard and low and behold James Harden was right behind me, and James said "SHAVE MY BEARD?" I replied with "yeah man nothing against the beard it's self I like it. It's like Walt Frazier's"
"It's just that you have been struggling to find your game James, time to shave the beard". James gave me a head nod and kept on walking but nodded his head a few more times.
Then I had a dream with Charles Barkley NBA 2k11 and an accordion but I'll save that for another thread.
James shave the beard! It's time for a change a fresh start. Hey you don't need to shave it all off go with one of these.
Well ok maybe not, that looks pretty damn stupid. Drew Notgooden you're an idiot.
But damn it James, you have two options.
A)
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or
B)
Or you can just do both!
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