Funny things you read while on other team boards

[hdroffffff]

Worrry about the outrageous, crazy, and outlandish stuff you can read on our boards...

...

Was just going to post the same thing.

[Dr Positivity]

Both the Joe Johnson and Rashard Lewis deals were good signings for their teams

Anderson Varejao is one of the best big men in the league

Shaq is one of the worst rotation players in the league and a net negative

If OKC could redo the 09 draft, the best pick would be Demar Derozan

The Raptors will have a better record than the Milwaukee Bucks next season

:|

Well the last one will be close now that we lost Reggie Evans

I normally don't like it when people throw a bunch of crap out and then only bump the ones they get right (I was so down on the Raptors after preseason I predicted under 20 wins, for the record), but still if that one ended up true, that would be awesome!

[Dr Positivity]

I would make a bet that the 1-6 doesn't end up chalk like that. Someone will be better than expected, someone will be worse.

1. Miami
2. Orlando
3. Atlanta
4. Chicago
5. Boston
6. Charlotte
7. New Jersey
8. New York

9. Milwaukee
10. Indiana
11. Washington
12. Toronto
13. Philadelphia
14. Detroit
15. Cleveland

holla

He's offered a sig bet that the Nets will have a better record than the Bucks LOL

I'm upset nobody took it!

[DH34Phan]

We should include the posts where JustinCredible said Drew Gooden is as good as Devin Harris to this thread. That was LOL worthy.

[blkout]

I would make a bet that the 1-6 doesn't end up chalk like that. Someone will be better than expected, someone will be worse.

1. Miami
2. Orlando
3. Atlanta
4. Chicago
5. Boston
6. Charlotte
7. New Jersey
8. New York

9. Milwaukee
10. Indiana
11. Washington
12. Toronto
13. Philadelphia
14. Detroit
15. Cleveland

holla

He's offered a sig bet that the Nets will have a better record than the Bucks LOL

I'm upset nobody took it!

Aren't we like 15 games into the season? Why on Earth are you bragging with 60+ games left

[AussieBuck]

I think our Raptors friend is a bit touched in the head. The avatar has me thinking bargnani defender but I don't quite remember.

[-Illmatic-]

Every once and a while, I read other teams boards to see what is happening in their neck of the woods.
And some times you read funny things either about how good players are etc.

Today I was on the Bulls board and the this topic got my attention Where does Noah rank among Centers?
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1031098&start=15#p24182656


Looking through it most were fair comments of where Bogut sits and Noah, but some on there had Noah above Bogut,

Now when I troll I dont try not to write comment but I am so tempted, but then decided the bulls fans must be hurting so I left it alone

I guess this thread kind of backfired.

[AussieBuck]

Every once and a while, I read other teams boards to see what is happening in their neck of the woods.
And some times you read funny things either about how good players are etc.

Today I was on the Bulls board and the this topic got my attention Where does Noah rank among Centers?
viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1031098&start=15#p24182656


Looking through it most were fair comments of where Bogut sits and Noah, but some on there had Noah above Bogut,

Now when I troll I dont try not to write comment but I am so tempted, but then decided the bulls fans must be hurting so I left it alone

I guess this thread kind of backfired.

Lol.

[BC_]

bargnani defender

I get it

[blkout]

For your girlfriends sakes I hope you guys last longer in the bedroom than you do in waiting to come in here and say I told you so.

[paul]

For your girlfriends sakes I hope you guys last longer in the bedroom than you do in waiting to come in here and say I told you so.

In a week some of our guys will be over there giving it to them, then a week after that they'll be back. That's how these guys get down. What have you done for me lately.

[MickeyDavis]

For your girlfriends sakes I hope you guys last longer in the bedroom than you do in waiting to come in here and say I told you so.

What makes you think they have girlfriends?

[blkout]

For your girlfriends sakes I hope you guys last longer in the bedroom than you do in waiting to come in here and say I told you so.

What makes you think they have girlfriends?

Very valid point

[-Illmatic-]

For your girlfriends sakes I hope you guys last longer in the bedroom than you do in waiting to come in here and say I told you so.

Don't you think lasting over a month while having sex is a little excessive? Or is that how you guys get down in Australia?

[paul]

For your girlfriends sakes I hope you guys last longer in the bedroom than you do in waiting to come in here and say I told you so.

Don't you think lasting over a month while having sex is a little excessive? Or is that how you guys get down in Australia?

Interesting query....

I do think that anyone who had Noah ranked over Bogut before this season started was either the worlds most epic homer or a moron though....

So it doesn't make any threads that said so before the season less funny now

[blkout]

For your girlfriends sakes I hope you guys last longer in the bedroom than you do in waiting to come in here and say I told you so.

Don't you think lasting over a month while having sex is a little excessive? Or is that how you guys get down in Australia?

Blowing your load with 80% of something left is never good, no matter what it is.

[BC_]

Don't you think lasting over a month while having sex is a little excessive? Or is that how you guys get down in Australia?

Blowing your load with 80% of something left is never good, no matter what it is.

Win.

[paul]

For your girlfriends sakes I hope you guys last longer in the bedroom than you do in waiting to come in here and say I told you so.

Don't you think lasting over a month while having sex is a little excessive? Or is that how you guys get down in Australia?

Blowing your load with 80% of something left is never good, no matter what it is.

What if that something is skin?

[blkout]

The Rockets game thread is a gold mine despite only being 5 pages long...

you think bogut is better than noah and shaq too?

He's not better than Noah, though it's close.

He's probably better than Shaq at this point.

but andrew bogut is one of the best centers in defense in the league, it terms of man to man in the post and blocking shots. this guy controls the paint. i thinks his defensive makes him more valuable. he would do wonders for the rockets.

i would be put Horford right behind Dwight for best defensive center in the East

Look at his stat line. I re-iterate, second best Centre in the East.

Brook Lopez is better than Bogut.

[Stopshere2]

I read those first 3 comments before the game (the 4th is just icing) and I admit I raged. I was going to respond (ie, troll) but then realised that these were the leftover posters who were too stupid to find the true Rockets home, ClutchFans.net.

Not worth the effort.