Golden State Warriors' Starters:
Stephen Curry
Mmmmm curry turnovers...
Monta Ellis

Monta: At least you can make free throws.
Dorell Wright

Guilty of notoriously bad pump fakes and drives to the hoop that make you cringe.
David Lee

David Lee: How much can I milk from this injury?
Andris Biedrins

Biedrins in the wild.
San Antonio Spurs' Starters:
Tony Parker

Sucks that he got dumped.
Manu Ginobili & Tim Duncan

Brokeback Mountain.
Richard Jefferson

RJ wants to be a part of that mountain.
Dejuan Blair

Dejuan Blair Witch Project
Game girl, I'll continue my trend:

I'm 0-1.