
Behind Curtain No 1, starting at point guard it is the (hopefully) franchise savior, the rookie who appears unaware there are gears between 1 and 5..
John "I can't drive 55" Wall

OR
The player formerly known as Agent Zero and current author of the NY Times bestseller "Defecation Nation"
Gilbert "I'm having trouble adjusting to.... my new jersey number" Arenas

OR

Kirk "I love to dribble even though I suck at it" Hinrich

Behind Curtain No 2, starting at shooting guard, it is....... one of the stiffs left over from Curtain No 1.
Behind Curtain No 3, starting at small forw.....what the....
*insert loud noises here*
"F*** outta here with that curtain, I got this!"
Al "Tunnel Vision" Thornton

Behind Curtain No 4, starting at power forward, it is...

Trevor "WTF are you looking at?!" Booker

OR
Yi "I take suck to hitherto unseen heights" Jialian

yeah i know it isn't a Wizards jersey. Hopefully he won't be wearing one long.
OR
Andray "You guys miss me yet?" Blatche

Behind Curtain No 5, starting at center, it is
Kevin "I foul therefore I am" Seraphin

OR
Javale "Did I really get benched for that French Fouling Machine?" McGee

Now for the NY Knicks, winners of 6 straight games but no doubt cowering at the thought of facing the Mountain of Yi...
Starting at point guard we have...
Raymond "Hey Hilton, can I borrow some of your neck?" Felton

At shooting guard...
Larry.... drawing a blank here....Fields
At small forward...
Danilo.... dude always looks like he just got startled awake... Gallinari

At power forward..
Wilson.... I got nothing for this stiff either.... Chandler
And last but not least, starting at center, we have
Amare "I've got that extra POW!" Stoudamire
