1 Man = 22 Clutch Videos

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1 Man = 22 Clutch Videos 

Post#1 » by cs hauser » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:33 am

According to wikipedia, "Dirk" is the Scottish word for Dagger.


at Milwaukee

Game Winning Shot with 0.0 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pphZxPiCfk[/youtube]

vs Utah
Game Winning Shot with 0.1 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jwmyinW_cY[/youtube]

vs Utah (again)
Down by 15, Dirk outscores entire Utah team 29-18 in 4th quarter of a comeback victory
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uti8Kz4SYUU[/youtube]

vs Spurs ( 2006 Playoffs )
Dirk forces overtime with an AND-1 play, then eliminates the Spurs in overtime of Game #7.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OmE3B-s8ow&feature=player_embedded#![/youtube]

at Indiana
Game Winning Shot with 1.1 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaucITrlBn8[/youtube]

vs Portland ( 2003 Playoffs )

3-Point Dagger in the final minute of Game #7
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSatHkX63Fg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

vs Los Angeles
Game Tying Shot with 2.0 sec left to force OT
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjXxq5lHUHI&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

vs Spurs (again)
Clutch tip-in to force OT, then 11 points in extra period for victory
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blHrXmeLvw&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

vs Spain (for Silver Medal)
Game Winning Shot with 3.0 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGbgULwPFSY&feature=related[/youtube]

vs Philadelphia
Game Winning Shot with 0.0 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYRNs4uYDDY[/youtube]

Mavs vs Phoenix ( 2005 Playoffs )
Game Winning Shot with 6.3 sec left in Game #2
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PuwNVd_q54[/youtube]

vs Houston
Dirk's 53 points beats Tracy McGrady's 48 points
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NbKLaXUDH0&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

At Los Angeles
Game Winning Shot with 0.7 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLxOz1YbZC4[/youtube]

Dirk vs Team USA
Dirk's clutch 3-pointer with 3.0 sec remaining.
(but Iverson "answers" with his own buzzer beating game-winner)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtIdhIu-Tjs[/youtube]

Vs Oklahoma
Game Winning Shot with 6.3 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fGXvuu-ts[/youtube]

vs Toronto
Game Winning Shot with 1.0 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H6SZIzU2Vo[/youtube]

vs Orlando
3-pointer at the Buzzer
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bihr6ym2eg&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Mavs vs Phoenix ( 2006 Playoffs )
Dirk outscores the entire Phoenix Suns Team 22-20 in the 4th Quarter of Game #5
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vy0kI4SMvo&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

vs Angola (FIBA)
Forces overtime twice in the same game, then wins the game with 11 pts in 3rd OT
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDMgUaXKO8[/youtube]

Mavs vs Denver ( 2009 Playoffs )
Dirk scores 19 pts in the 4th quarter, and ties the game twice in the final 2 minutes for a comeback victory in Game #4
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpktncHOKFI[/youtube]

vs Phoenix
Game Winning Shot with 1.3 sec left
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3ZNoeCTP-4[/youtube]

vs Charlotte
Game-tying shot to force OT.... and then Game winning shot with 1.8 sec remaining in OT!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGSabfdCHak&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Little known facts....

Dirk's career playoff stats are better than his career regular season stats:

    Regular Season: 23.0 ppg @ 47% and 8.5 rpg in 942 games
    Playoff Average: 25.6 ppg @ 46% and 10.9 rpg in 103 games

Dirk is undefeated in playoff double-elimination games. He is a perfect 5-0 in those situations:

    4-0 in Game #7 of playoff series (vs Spurs, Rockets, Blazers, Kings)
    1-0 in Game #5 of playoff series (vs Jazz, before NBA moved to 7-game format)
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Post#2 » by Flash Falcon X » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:47 am

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Post#3 » by Scouta » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:52 am

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Post#4 » by menofvalor » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:52 am

Is that police officer behind that kid lol.
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Post#5 » by giordunk » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:56 am

Well-known fact

Dirk Nowitzki has 0 championship rings
i like peanuts
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Post#6 » by jowe43 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:01 am

And that kid has wet himself.
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Post#7 » by rocketsballin » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:01 am

there's nothing better than jackin off to dirk nowitzki video's on a late saturday night :D , i think i felt a little blood rush myself. thx for the vids, ball drainers fo sho.
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Post#8 » by rocketsballin » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:11 am

lmao cant stop laughin at this thread. op is **** crazy as **** hahaha wat a title lmao. thread of the night so far
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Post#9 » by menofvalor » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:46 am

roxfashoballin wrote:there's nothing better than jackin off to dirk nowitzki video's on a late saturday night , i think i felt a little blood rush myself. thx for the vids, ball drainers fo sho.

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Post#10 » by BIRDMAN BIRDMAN » Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:48 am

roxfashoballin wrote:there's nothing better than jackin off to dirk nowitzki video's on a late saturday night :D , i think i felt a little blood rush myself. thx for the vids, ball drainers fo sho.


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Post#11 » by rocketsballin » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:35 pm

lol of corse i was exaggerating, 22 **** vids of dirk in a single post? thread titled "1 man = 22 clutch videos" . the man is lonely and for some reason wants to let people know what he's doing on a saturday night.

this is one of the most ridiculous threads i've seen. not the "o **** my n***a, the motha f*cka got burned" ridiculous, i'm talking about the "man wat the **** is wrong with you? you crazy as hell." ridiculous.
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Post#12 » by Wavy Q » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:36 pm

roxfashoballin wrote:there's nothing better than jackin off to dirk nowitzki video's on a late saturday night :D , i think i felt a little blood rush myself. thx for the vids, ball drainers fo sho.


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Post#13 » by rocketsballin » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:56 pm

not funny at all? all you guys could think about is no homo? forget what im sayin, just focus on the op. threa title - "1 man = 22 clutch videos", then open the thread and see a dirk (1 man) in a bunch of youtube EMBEDDED clips (22 clutch videos). AND he has a description for every single video and after the videos some random stats.

maybe my gay joke wasnt that funny, o well i thought it was. maybe i'm making too much fun of the op. but imo the ridiculousness of this thread is off the charts. he embedded 22 video clips of the same player and had a description for each of them.
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Post#14 » by raptrocious » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:21 pm

lol good effort on post
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Post#15 » by Jeff23 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:46 pm

roxfashoballin wrote:not funny at all? all you guys could think about is no homo? forget what im sayin, just focus on the op. threa title - "1 man = 22 clutch videos", then open the thread and see a dirk (1 man) in a bunch of youtube EMBEDDED clips (22 clutch videos). AND he has a description for every single video and after the videos some random stats.

maybe my gay joke wasnt that funny, o well i thought it was. maybe i'm making too much fun of the op. but imo the ridiculousness of this thread is off the charts. he embedded 22 video clips of the same player and had a description for each of them.


I think the most ridiculous guy in this thread are you.
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Post#16 » by cs hauser » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:55 pm

Booz wrote:
roxfashoballin wrote:there's nothing better than jackin off to dirk nowitzki video's on a late saturday night :D , i think i felt a little blood rush myself. thx for the vids, ball drainers fo sho.


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It's called insomnia. It makes you do funny things at 4:30 AM on Sunday morning. It was either this, or watch porn.




roxfashoballin wrote:but imo the ridiculousness of this thread is off the charts. he embedded 22 video clips of the same player and had a description for each of them.


A little confession here. Majority of the video play list was recycled from an old 2009 thread at another forum. But that doesn't mean I'm no less of a crazy Dirk homer. :lol:
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Post#17 » by ELCIDz » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:58 pm

Jeff23 wrote:
roxfashoballin wrote:not funny at all? all you guys could think about is no homo? forget what im sayin, just focus on the op. threa title - "1 man = 22 clutch videos", then open the thread and see a dirk (1 man) in a bunch of youtube EMBEDDED clips (22 clutch videos). AND he has a description for every single video and after the videos some random stats.

maybe my gay joke wasnt that funny, o well i thought it was. maybe i'm making too much fun of the op. but imo the ridiculousness of this thread is off the charts. he embedded 22 video clips of the same player and had a description for each of them.


I think the most ridiculous guy in this thread are you.


NO are you! so there! eat it
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Post#18 » by taii1234 » Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:02 pm

What is this thread suppose to prove, that Dirk isn't a choke artist?

The reason why everyone says that is because this isn't the first time they played a great regular season. Wasn't it last season where they went on a long winning streak after they traded and got Haywood, then got upset in the 1st round by the Spurs?

And wasnt it in 2007 when Golden State upset Mavericks (1st place seed vs 8th place seed)?

And the year before that, Dallas blew a 2-0 lead vs the Heat, and lost 4 straight to lose in the championship.

I'll give you that Dirk is a great player, whether its playoff time or not, this is certain..But you can post all the game winner videos you want, the fact is a great regular season by Dirk and the Mavs, don't equal a championship. And this is why everyone is skeptical about Mavericks right now, even in this great win streak they have put together. History repeats itself.


To be fair, you can't put all the blame on Dirk, no. But as a leader of his team, its human nature to put the blame on him for poor result after good regular season. IMHO, i Think the Mavericks need another superstar, not just another "star player" like Kidd or Terry. They need someone on the superstar level, like a Chris Paul, Carmelo Anthony, etc.
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Post#19 » by HMFFL » Sun Dec 12, 2010 5:09 pm

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