OT: I talked to Rambis at the grocry store last night!

[LOBO 7]

I totally called her like 6 minutes ago! MY BOOBS!

You may have "called" her, but I'm actually gonna call her (I forgot to mention that I got her digits that night )

[big3_8_19_21]

I totally called her like 6 minutes ago! MY BOOBS!

You may have "called" her, but I'm actually gonna call her (I forgot to mention that I got her digits that night )

You've forced my hand. I'm texting her a picture of my dick as we speak.

[LOBO 7]

I totally called her like 6 minutes ago! MY BOOBS!

You may have "called" her, but I'm actually gonna call her (I forgot to mention that I got her digits that night )

You've forced my hand. I'm texting her a picture of my dick as we speak.

Haha, alright, it's on! May the best man win!

[Basti]

I totally called her like 6 minutes ago! MY BOOBS!

You may have "called" her, but I'm actually gonna call her (I forgot to mention that I got her digits that night )

You've forced my hand. I'm texting her a picture of my dick as we speak.

Brett Favre is that you?

[cpfsf]

I totally called her like 6 minutes ago! MY BOOBS!

You may have "called" her, but I'm actually gonna call her (I forgot to mention that I got her digits that night )

You've forced my hand. I'm texting her a picture of my dick as we speak.

I did that once on my cell phone, but I deleted the picture. A few days later I was showing a coworker my cell phone pics, but she yelled, "dude WTF?" I was shocked because I thought I deleted it, I knew I'd have to find a few job really soon because I became a victim of sexting myself. My life was over. She than said, why did you take a picture of a tv show?

true story bro

[big3_8_19_21]

You've forced my hand. I'm texting her a picture of my dick as we speak.

Haha, alright, it's on! May the best man win!

lol, bring it! I once created a fake facebook profile and used her picture for it. That should get me some stalker points. The back story behind why I did it doesn't really make it better...you see I created a fake Boba Fett facebook profile as a joke and then decided that he was fake lonely, so I created a page for a girl named "Hotchick Bigboobs" with Scarlett Johansson as the profile pic and made them in a relationship. It got friended by a bunch of creepy dudes who didn't get the name and kept sending messages saying how beautiful she (or "I") was. It was pretty f'ing weird. Facebook ended up deleting Hotchick Bigboobs. It was sad...

and that was my foray into borderline stalking while being possibly stalked for real by a bunch of creepy dudes that didn't understand English very well.

[Den Masters]

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I did that once on my cell phone, but I deleted the picture. A few days later I was showing a coworker my cell phone pics, but she yelled, "dude WTF?" I was shocked because I thought I deleted it, I knew I'd have to find a few job really soon because I became a victim of sexting myself. My life was over. She than said, why did you take a picture of a tv show?

true story bro

[shrink]

Speaking of Scarlett, have you guys ever made your "5 free celebrity cheats?" list with a significant other? Hmmm .. maybe this would make a good thread? Anyway, I made a list, and a few years later, happened to eat lunch at a cafe with one of mine (Uma Thurman) at the next table!

It was up in Jasper Alberta, and I was with my girlfriend, but Uma was eating with her husband at that time, Ethan Hawke. My SO dared me to go up and tell her, but I didn't have the cojones.

[Den Masters]

Speaking of Scarlet, have you guys ever made your "5 free celebrity cheats?" list with a significant other? I made a list, and a few years later, happened to eat lunch at a cafe with one of mine (Uma Thurman) at the next table!

It was up in Jasper Alberta, and I was with my girlfriend, but Uma was eating with her husband at that time, Ethan Hawke. My SO dared me to go up and tell her, but I didn't have the cojones.

That's a rare chance you should have taken. The worst could happen is she just tells you to get lost. But the best thing that could happen is Ethan beating you up and in turn becomes a $$$ lawsuit lol

[Basti]

Speaking of Scarlett, have you guys ever made your "5 free celebrity cheats?" list with a significant other? Hmmm .. maybe this would make a good thread?

I've been thinking a lot about creating a list recently, now that I finally have a girlfriend but so far I haven't actually found 5 women that I'd like to make out with.

Then again, I wouldn't cheat on my lady anyway

[big3_8_19_21]

Speaking of Scarlett, have you guys ever made your "5 free celebrity cheats?" list with a significant other? Hmmm .. maybe this would make a good thread?

I've been thinking a lot about creating a list recently, now that I finally have a girlfriend but so far I haven't actually found 5 women that I'd like to make out with.

Then again, I wouldn't cheat on my lady anyway

Did you SEE Iron Man 2?

[Den Masters]

Speaking of Scarlett, have you guys ever made your "5 free celebrity cheats?" list with a significant other? Hmmm .. maybe this would make a good thread?

I've been thinking a lot about creating a list recently, now that I finally have a girlfriend but so far I haven't actually found 5 women that I'd like to make out with.

Then again, I wouldn't cheat on my lady anyway

Did you SEE Iron Man 2?

Scarlett was at her prime in the movie The Island or something like that.

[big3_8_19_21]

I've been thinking a lot about creating a list recently, now that I finally have a girlfriend but so far I haven't actually found 5 women that I'd like to make out with.

Then again, I wouldn't cheat on my lady anyway

Did you SEE Iron Man 2?

Scarlett was at her prime in the movie The Island or something like that.

Unfortunately I have seen that movie. Fortunately I have seen Scarlett Johansson in that movie.

[Klomp]

This thread went downhill quickly (or was it uphill?)

[GopherIt!]

Speaking of Scarlett, have you guys ever made your "5 free celebrity cheats?" list with a significant other? Hmmm .. maybe this would make a good thread?

I've been thinking a lot about creating a list recently, now that I finally have a girlfriend but so far I haven't actually found 5 women that I'd like to make out with.

Then again, I wouldn't cheat on my lady anyway

does your G/F know about your feelings for the hoff?

[Basti]

Speaking of Scarlett, have you guys ever made your "5 free celebrity cheats?" list with a significant other? Hmmm .. maybe this would make a good thread?

I've been thinking a lot about creating a list recently, now that I finally have a girlfriend but so far I haven't actually found 5 women that I'd like to make out with.

Then again, I wouldn't cheat on my lady anyway

does your G/F know about your feelings for the hoff?

She'll find out the hard way