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[College Boy]

We traded him.... not the other way around. But hey, at least he got two of these first.

..... your turn.

[Sloanfeld]

We traded him.... not the other way around. But hey, at least he got two of these first.

..... your turn.

Oh two championships...it's already been mentioned five times already in this topic. It's still your turn, times four.

[College Boy]

Oh two championships...it's already been mentioned five times already in this topic. It's still your turn, times four.

Well you kinda haven't 1 upped that point yet. So I'm still waiting on those championship rings.... aaaaaany day now.

[TMACFORMVP]

Oh two championships...it's already been mentioned five times already in this topic. It's still your turn, times four.

LOL at thinking whatever you've posted has as much importance/history as two championships.

[Baller 24]

Funny thing is we faced Utah in both playoff runs.

In '94 they got finger-blasted, and in '95 they HAD home-court advantage against a 6th seed Rockets team and lost

LOSERS LOL

[College Boy]

Funny thing is we faced Utah in both playoff runs.

In '94 they got finger-blasted, and in '95 they HAD home-court advantage against a 6th seed Rockets team and lost

LOSERS LOL

Shhhhh.... I think he's still in denial.

[HammerDunk]

Hey how's that 16-21 record treatin ya? Not gonna make the playoffs AGAIN? Ouch. Should be fun watching you guys hang on to Yao for another off-season. He'll dominate next season for sure! Probably just as fun as watching Paul Millsap score 12 points in OT tonight while shutting down Houston's favorite cheerleader, Louise Scola. You keep living in the past, we'll let the present do the talking...

[College Boy]

Hey I get it, you're being sarcastic. Well I think you spelled Luis' name wrong!

we'll let the present do the talking

.... and you presently have no championship banners, so why are you talking?

[Baller 24]

Hey how's that 16-21 record treatin ya? Not gonna make the playoffs AGAIN? Ouch. Should be fun watching you guys hang on to Yao for another off-season. He'll dominate next season for sure! Probably just as fun as watching Paul Millsap score 12 points in OT tonight while shutting down Houston's favorite cheerleader, Louise Scola. You keep living in the past, we'll let the present do the talking...

Yao's being traded soon, he's an expiring. I know you Utah turds wouldn't understand that with the limited internet connections and media attention on your piss poor trash of a state.

And as for the Luis Scola comment, he's outproducing Millsap the fat doughboy on the season with limited minutes. And I hope you let the present do the talking, because LOL @ your own fan base for thinking this trash of a team/organization you've put together is anything close to a championship contender. There are only three teams in both the east and west that are legitimate championship contenders, outside of that everyone else is just a first/second round exit, including your dump of a organization that continues to be scammed by that old hag of a coach Jerry Sloan, it's okay though the hall of fame was scammed by him too for putting together 20+ seasons of yellow piss.

[HammerDunk]

Well you would know plenty about first round exits, wouldn't you? I really wish we could play you guys in the playoffs again. It's nice to know you have a sure fire series win.

As for Louise the rockette, he's putting up slightly better numbers than Millsap on a team that isn't going to make the playoffs, while the Jazz will win their division. High 5. Fat dough boy? It's called muscles. Tell Louise to lift weights instead of doing pilates, and you might see some.

Funny that you think that I or anyone else outside of Houston and China care about what Yao is doing this summer. Maybe you guys can sign Oden when you lose Yao.

[Baller 24]

Well you would know plenty about first round exits, wouldn't you? I really wish we could play you guys in the playoffs again. It's nice to know you have a sure fire series win.

LMFAO, really? Would we really know plenty about first round exits? considering the playoff stretch that mattered the most in '95, the Jazz got buried and outplayed by a team that wasn't heavily favored to win, and without home-court advantage. It's alright though, not much of the trash in Utah can attend a playoff game with rodants that live around there, let alone watch or read due low comprehension skills.

As for Louise the rockette, he's putting up slightly better numbers than Millsap on a team that isn't going to make the playoffs, while the Jazz will win their division. High 5. Fat dough boy? It's called muscles. Tell Louise to lift weights instead of doing pilates, and you might see some.

Umm who outplays everyone during the world games while winning the MVP over numerous NBA superstars? Who's playing better for what their getting paid? Who's more skilled? Yeah, thought so. Funny thing is that Utah's commentators were gushing at the plays he would make, that I can understand since they're used to seeing trash power forwards that continue to fail and choke when the spotlight shines (Boozer, Malone, AK47, etc). I'm glad you'll win your division, considering it's irrelevant because no one outside of Utah consideres this team a championship contender, ANYTHING close.

So keep your dreams alive, I hope you sleep well, and keep the TV reception well in your trailers, considering Jerry Sloan and his failure of a coaching career will see yet another playoff series ousted by a better team. Just like how he saw that in '94 and '95 against the Rockets, '97 and '98 against the Bulls, and the past two seasons against the Lakers. Poor Jerrrrryyyyy

Funny that you think that I or anyone else outside of Houston and China care about what Yao is doing this summer. Maybe you guys can sign Oden when you lose Yao.

Can you not read? I mean I know the number of illiterate **** is high in Utah, but I thought someone in Utah with internet connection would have at least enough reading comprehension to understand that this is the final year of Yao's contract in Houston, AND is rumored to be heavily shopped therefore ending his tenure with Houston. Don't understand why you continue to bring up Yao like it's a relevant matter, but then again, I go back to my first statement, reading comprehension is low for the uneducated.

PS--keep this up, just remember you're coming onto OUR team board and into OUR thread (hate thread/make fun of thread or not) this is the Houston Rockets Board where you're not welcomed to post.

[rocketsballin]

why are you guys even trolling here? idiots

[College Boy]

Well you would know plenty about first round exits, wouldn't you? I really wish we could play you guys in the playoffs again. It's nice to know you have a sure fire series win.

Houston 3, Utah 2
Apr. 27: Thu., Houston 100 at Utah 102
Apr. 29: Sat., Houston 140 at Utah 126
May 3: Wed., Utah 95 at Houston 82
May 5: Fri., Utah 106 at Houston 123
May 7: Sun., Houston 95 at Utah 91

...ouch

[soadxzx]

Do not feed....

[tha_rock220]

Jazz fans are so much fun. Even their greatest player ever realized the futility of trying to win a ring in Utah.

The Jazz could beat the Rockets every game for the rest of my life, but since it's the Utah Jazz it's a given that they'll never experience the game clock running down to zero with their team winning in the deciding game of a championship series.

Since I'm such a nice guy I'll share the experience.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccbJw_7Y830[/youtube]

Go to 2:45.

A couple of words of advice.

Baller, stop with those long, wordy posts. We're talking **** to Jazz fans here. This is easier than hooking teenagers on drugs. Keep paragraphs and sentences short.

Jazz fans, losing to Michael Jordan in the finals is not equivalent to winning a title. I assure you, your western conference championship banners do not say "really a ring since we got our asses kicked by the 90's Bulls" on them anywhere.