ROUND 2: Dirty Birds Lead-Up

OBF-MKE · Post #281 » by **OBF-MKE** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:53 pm

LUKE23 wrote:http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/playoffodds

They have Bears as a 92.1% chance of winning this weekend. We're at 43.1%. Oddly, Chicago has better SB odds than Atlanta.

Chicago has a creampuff for their game, ATL has the best team in the NFC. That's where the disparity lies.

chuckleslove · Post #282 » by **chuckleslove** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:54 pm

James1980 wrote:
chuckleslove wrote:The Bears had told Starks they were going to draft him.

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/NFL ... -card.html

I hope he gets a chance for some revenge next year.

Next week.

Good point

Post #283 » by **ReasonablySober** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:54 pm

chuckleslove wrote:The Bears had told Starks they were going to draft him.

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/NFL ... -card.html

I hope he gets a chance for some revenge next year.

Great insight.

Wilford Brimley · Post #284 » by **Wilford Brimley** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:56 pm

LOL @ the Bears. If we play them I hope he runs for 135 yards and 2 scores.

Turk Nowitzki · Post #285 » by **Turk Nowitzki** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:30 pm

I just realized that I'm going to be working on Saturday night and miss the entire game. Somehow that totally slipped my mind until now. Also won't be able to get updates readily either. FML, that is going to be torture. :banghead:

RiotPunch · Post #286 » by **RiotPunch** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:34 pm

Turk Nowitzki wrote:I just realized that I'm going to be working on Saturday night and miss the entire game. Somehow that totally slipped my mind until now. Also won't be able to get updates readily either. FML, that is going to be torture.

Wow that would suck. Sorry man. My sister is going through a similar circumstance as she has a wedding/dinner/reception to attend that night, she is a diehard too.

Newz · Post #287 » by **Newz** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:47 pm

Turk Nowitzki wrote:I just realized that I'm going to be working on Saturday night and miss the entire game. Somehow that totally slipped my mind until now. Also won't be able to get updates readily either. FML, that is going to be torture.

PWNED!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

Okay, I actually feel bad for you. That sucks.

chuckleslove · Post #288 » by **chuckleslove** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:47 pm

The first thing I did when I heard the Saturday game was make sure we didn't have a Bucks home game. Squad 6 would have been empty, and the BC as a whole, if there was a Packers playoff game at the same time.

Post #289 » by **ReasonablySober** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:47 pm

An intern who would look jaw-dropping in a little black dress asked me to be her date to our formal corporate Christmas party. On Saturday night. I told her I couldn't. I have to get some crazy fan-points for that, right?

My folks are actually going to the game.

Newz · Post #290 » by **Newz** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:49 pm

DrugBust wrote:An intern who would look jaw-dropping in a little black dress asked me to be her date to our formal corporate Christmas party. On Saturday night. I told her I couldn't. I have to get some crazy fan-points for that, right?

My folks are actually going to the game.

Should have TiVOed the game, gone to the party, brought her back home and watched the game while intercoursing her.

That's what Aaron Rodgers would do.

Post #291 » by **ReasonablySober** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:51 pm

Newz wrote:
DrugBust wrote:An intern who would look jaw-dropping in a little black dress asked me to be her date to our formal corporate Christmas party. On Saturday night. I told her I couldn't. I have to get some crazy fan-points for that, right?

My folks are actually going to the game.

Should have TiVOed the game, gone to the party, brought her back home and watched the game while intercoursing her.

That's what Aaron Rodgers would do.

Wilford Brimley · Post #292 » by **Wilford Brimley** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:53 pm

DrugBust wrote:An intern who would look jaw-dropping in a little black dress asked me to be her date to our formal corporate Christmas party. On Saturday night. I told her I couldn't. I have to get some crazy fan-points for that, right?

My folks are actually going to the game.

This is a tough call, I will have to think about this for a while before I decide.

trwi7 · Post #293 » by **trwi7** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 9:57 pm

Yep. And then you can shout crazy football terms while you're intercoursing her.

Why won't you get erect? Delay of game.

I'm calling an all out blitz.

This is a blown coverage right here.

I'm going to the end zone.

You're not ready yet? Guess that's a false start on me.

I'm going to get some penetration through your "A" Gap.

I'm calling out the hands team.

Why didn't you tell me you were an ineligible reciever? Now I'm going to prison.

Check out this sack.

I'm feeling a little freaky. How about we do the scatback?

Just giving you the two minute warning.

I don't want to make you feel bad but this relationship is just going to be a bump and run.

Flames24Rulz · Post #294 » by **Flames24Rulz** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:02 pm

I had to pass up Bulls-Heat tickets because of the game on Saturday. And I'll have to sell/give away my Blackhawks-Flyers tickets for next Sunday if we win this week.

I don't have a problem with any of that at all

Flames24Rulz · Post #295 » by **Flames24Rulz** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:03 pm

DrugBust wrote:An intern who would look jaw-dropping in a little black dress asked me to be her date to our formal corporate Christmas party. On Saturday night. I told her I couldn't. I have to get some crazy fan-points for that, right?

My folks are actually going to the game.

Useless without pics IMO.

LUKE23 · Post #296 » by **LUKE23** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:06 pm

trwi7 wrote:Yep. And then you can shout crazy football terms while you're intercoursing her.

Why won't you get erect? Delay of game.

I'm calling an all out blitz.

This is a blown coverage right here.

I'm going to the end zone.

You're not ready yet? Guess that's a false start on me.

I'm going to get some penetration through your "A" Gap.

I'm calling out the hands team.

Why didn't you tell me you were an ineligible reciever? Now I'm going to prison.

Check out this sack.

I'm feeling a little freaky. How about we do the scatback?

Just giving you the two minute warning.

I don't want to make you feel bad but this relationship is just going to be a bump and run.

Pretty good ad lib.

Post #297 » by **humanrefutation** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:13 pm

trwi7 wrote:Yep. And then you can shout crazy football terms while you're intercoursing her.

Why won't you get erect? Delay of game.

I'm calling an all out blitz.

This is a blown coverage right here.

I'm going to the end zone.

You're not ready yet? Guess that's a false start on me.

I'm going to get some penetration through your "A" Gap.

I'm calling out the hands team.

Why didn't you tell me you were an ineligible reciever? Now I'm going to prison.

Check out this sack.

I'm feeling a little freaky. How about we do the scatback?

Just giving you the two minute warning.

I don't want to make you feel bad but this relationship is just going to be a bump and run.

trwi7 wrote:Why won't you get erect? Delay of game.

That would be something she'd be yelling, no? I kid...I kid.

Post #298 » by **ReasonablySober** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:15 pm

*swift pat on the ass*

"Good game."

Wilford Brimley · Post #299 » by **Wilford Brimley** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:20 pm

Don't forget "illegal hands to the face." :eyebrows:

Turk Nowitzki · Post #300 » by **Turk Nowitzki** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:20 pm

Thread has turned epic.

DB, any chance they would have the game on at said party?