ROUND 2: Dirty Birds Lead-Up

[Newz]

*swift pat on the ass*

"Good game."

*Money Shot*

*Title Belt Celebration*

[skones]

An intern who would look jaw-dropping in a little black dress asked me to be her date to our formal corporate Christmas party. On Saturday night. I told her I couldn't. I have to get some crazy fan-points for that, right?

My folks are actually going to the game.

I feel like this is a poor decision. There won't be a TV anywhere where anyone is watching the game at the party? That way you could watch the game, be on a date, and have angry sex or happy sex afterwards. Either way, you're winning.

[ReasonablySober]

Thread has turned epic.

DB, any chance they would have the game on at said party?

I haven't been to the place yet, but one of the guys I work with said they have a small TV at the bar.

If I'm not drunk or pissed or depressed when the game ends I I'm just gonna meet up with her after the game. The chances of me being neither drunk, nor pissed, nor depressed aren't great.

[humanrefutation]

Sorry about the unnecessary Roughness

If you get turned down or c***blocked - "pass interference"

Safety!

I didn't know you wanted a facemask

[Wilford Brimley]

Thread has turned epic.

DB, any chance they would have the game on at said party?

I haven't been to the place yet, but one of the guys I work with said they have a small TV at the bar.

If I'm not drunk or pissed or depressed when the game ends I I'm just gonna meet up with her after the game. The chances of me being neither drunk, nor pissed, nor depressed aren't great.

Are you saying we are going to lose? GTFO.

[ReasonablySober]

Thread has turned epic.

DB, any chance they would have the game on at said party?

I haven't been to the place yet, but one of the guys I work with said they have a small TV at the bar.

If I'm not drunk or pissed or depressed when the game ends I I'm just gonna meet up with her after the game. The chances of me being neither drunk, nor pissed, nor depressed aren't great.

Are you saying we are going to lose? GTFO.

OK, then just really drunk.

[trwi7]

Thread has turned epic.

DB, any chance they would have the game on at said party?

I haven't been to the place yet, but one of the guys I work with said they have a small TV at the bar.

If I'm not drunk or pissed or depressed when the game ends I I'm just gonna meet up with her after the game. The chances of me being neither drunk, nor pissed, nor depressed aren't great.

Are you saying we are going to lose? GTFO.

You said you almost want the Packers to lose. You can't say GTFO after that.

[Wilford Brimley]

true.

Hey trwi, wanna talk about HS again?

[PkrsBcksGphsMqt]

Kornheiser and Wilbon both said they'd take Rodgers over Ryan this weekend.

[trwi7]

:lol: true.

Hey trwi, wanna talk about HS again?

Sure, I'll talk about it.

[A Diddy2231]

You can let the outcome of the game effect the date regardless. If they win you tell her you guys should celebrate and if they lose pull the sympathy card on her lol

[A Diddy2231]

Kornheiser and Wilbon both said they'd take Rodgers over Ryan this weekend.

I wonder who Jon Gruden LOVES more?

[Wilford Brimley]

BrianCarriveau

Aaron Rodgers' career postseason passer rating of 121.8 ranks no. 1 in NFL history

But....but...he's not MATTY ICE!

[DigitalFool]

An intern who would look jaw-dropping in a little black dress asked me to be her date to our formal corporate Christmas party. On Saturday night. I told her I couldn't. I have to get some crazy fan-points for that, right?

My folks are actually going to the game.

Useless without pics IMO.

This

[Ayt]

I hope Ryan has a 4 INT game just because of the LOLZ that would ensue if anyone tried calling him Matty Ice after that.

[Wilford Brimley]

Matt Ryan completed 85.7% of his passes the last time we met, surpassing his previous career high of 77.8%, set wk 2, 2009.

Since then he has exceeded 60% once (wk 17 vs. Car).

In fact, if anything he's been pretty bad since our last meeting:

95 comp, 166 att, 57.2%, 990 yd, 6.0 ypa, 8 TD, 4 Int, 80.6 rating
Opp - Car x2, Tampa, NO, Sea

His game vs. GB was literally of the the best of his life. Does he have another one like that in him?

AR OTOH.....

Since our last meeting:

90 comp, 133 att, 67.7%, 1157 yd, 8.7 ypa, 11 TD, 2 Int, 116.0 rating
Opp - SF, Det (half), NYG, Chi, Phi

AR didn't actually play that well last time we met, relative to how he usually plays.

[ReasonablySober]

An intern who would look jaw-dropping in a little black dress asked me to be her date to our formal corporate Christmas party. On Saturday night. I told her I couldn't. I have to get some crazy fan-points for that, right?

My folks are actually going to the game.

Useless without pics IMO.

This

I'm holding off on adding her as a FB friend until we've gone out a few more times. Those of you kids who do know me can get a peek at her when I do. Her name's Rachel.

[Kerb Hohl]

I'm holding off on adding her as a FB friend until we've gone out a few more times. Those of you kids who do know me can get a peek at her when I do. Her name's Rachel.

I'll FB message her this conversation.

[ReasonablySober]

I'm holding off on adding her as a FB friend until we've gone out a few more times. Those of you kids who do know me can get a peek at her when I do. Her name's Rachel.

I'll FB message her this conversation.

No! I want it to be a surprise when I bust out Twirly's lines.

[trwi7]

My favorite line was the bump and run one.