Until the Wizards Win a Road Game, I'm ......

Post #1 » by **pineappleheadindc** » Wed Feb 2, 2011 4:45 pm

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Things are getting pretty bad. It's time for some board intervention.

I was originally going to post that I wasn't going to shave until the Wizards won a road game, but I can't get away with that at work.

So, for me, no drinking until the darn Wizards prevail on the road. Boys, you better get your act in gear on the road pretty soon, or I'm gonna really be grumpy.

So, fellow boardies. What are you gonna do (or not do) until the Wizards win on the road??

Post #2 » by **Zonkerbl** » Wed Feb 2, 2011 5:00 pm

not watching Wizards games?

Post #3 » by **montestewart** » Wed Feb 2, 2011 5:27 pm

A new Wizards tradition, Wizards fans, stand up until the Wizards score their first road victory.

Post #4 » by **nate33** » Wed Feb 2, 2011 5:34 pm

pineappleheadindc wrote:So, for me, no drinking until the darn Wizards prevail on the road. Boys, you better get your act in gear on the road pretty soon, or I'm gonna really be grumpy.

I think I'll pledge to be sure to drink alcohol every day until they prevail on the road. Win one for Nate's liver!

Tiny Too · Post #5 » by **Tiny Too** » Wed Feb 2, 2011 7:10 pm

I am going to continue to do my girl friend and avoid my wife :nod:

!!

GhostsOfGil · Post #6 » by **GhostsOfGil** » Wed Feb 2, 2011 7:48 pm

montestewart wrote:A new Wizards tradition, Wizards fans, stand up until the Wizards score their first road victory.

i like this

cwb3 · Post #7 » by **cwb3** » Wed Feb 2, 2011 9:15 pm

I promise not to attend another home game until they win on the road.
(I was going to go to the Orlando game next, but oh well.)
I should likely not even watch a home game on tv until they win on the road.

Let their ratings and attendence suffer until they prove to be a real NBA basketball team.

fishercob · Post #8 » by **fishercob** » Wed Feb 2, 2011 10:03 pm

Tiny Too wrote:I am going to continue to do my girl friend and avoid my wife !!

JWizmentality · Post #9 » by **JWizmentality** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 12:04 am

Why should I suffer for the Wizards futility? I'd like to hear some personal "won't dos" from the players.

tontoz · Post #10 » by **tontoz** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 12:31 am

JWizmentality wrote:Why should I suffer for the Wizards futility? I'd like to hear some personal "won't dos" from the players.

Blatche- I won't stop clubbing
Nick- I won't get a hair cut
Wall- I won't eat any veggies

Halcyon · Post #11 » by **Halcyon** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 2:04 am

Tiny Too wrote:I am going to continue to do my girl friend and avoid my wife !!

Induveca · Post #12 » by **Induveca** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 2:22 am

A cooperative wife would join in on the fun!

Post #13 » by **montestewart** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 3:08 am

Induveca wrote:A cooperative wife would join in on the fun!

a true pick and pop

dangermouse · Post #14 » by **dangermouse** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 4:22 am

montestewart wrote:
Induveca wrote:A cooperative wife would join in on the fun!

a true pick and pop

i was thinking that it was more of a triangle offense

long suffrin' boulez fan · Post #15 » by **long suffrin' boulez fan** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 5:01 am

Not going to date Beyonce

WizBiz · Post #16 » by **WizBiz** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 5:01 am

dangermouse wrote:
montestewart wrote:
Induveca wrote:A cooperative wife would join in on the fun!

a true pick and pop

i was thinking that it was more of a triangle offense

Awesome.

Chocolate City Jordanaire · Post #17 » by **Chocolate City Jordanaire** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 5:14 am

dangermouse wrote:
montestewart wrote:
Induveca wrote:A cooperative wife would join in on the fun!

a true pick and pop

i was thinking that it was more of a triangle offense

The "cooperative wife" probably already plays man to man if she is okay with hubby doing pick and pop. :nod:

JWizmentality · Post #18 » by **JWizmentality** » Thu Feb 3, 2011 11:52 pm

Chocolate City Jordanaire wrote:
The "cooperative wife" probably already plays man to man if she is okay with hubby doing pick and pop.

...but a true Ho plays zone to leave a whole bunch of guys open.

cwb3 · Post #19 » by **cwb3** » Fri Feb 4, 2011 4:00 pm

I approve this thread.

Post #20 » by **montestewart** » Fri Feb 4, 2011 8:04 pm

...going to keep reading things like this:

The Hornets are officially a sucker bet. Start the season 11-1, then lose nine of the next 12. Now, they've gone from winning 10 in a row to losing to the Kings, Suns and Thunder within the following four games while beating only the Wizards, and that doesn't count because it was in New Orleans and the Wiz appear contractually obligated to lose anything outside of D.C.

http://www.nba.com/2011/news/features/s ... 4/and-one/

Note also the "Is Blake really a rookie?" piece at the top. I wonder which coach said he wasn't?