[Official Knicks Board Community Board Thread] X-Rated NSFW

[Rasho Brezec]

I didn't know you had to be a fan of his music to say anything non-negative about him.

[atribecalledrch]

I didn't know you had to be a fan of his music to say anything non-negative about him.

Not that it was non negative but because it gave of an advocating vibe.

[knicks742]

I am sick and I hate it.

[atribecalledrch]

I am sick and I hate it.

Cold? Flu?

[King of Troy]

Bieber gets more pussy than everyone in this thread combined.

That doesn't mean his music is any good though. He is still a douche.

When you can come up with reasons why his music has aesthetic value, or tales that contradict the stories of how he treats those he works with, then come calling.

Otherwise, keep that irrelevant trash where it belongs, in the 10 other misogynist threads on the front page of this forum.

[Subway Token]

Bieber gets more pussy than everyone in this thread combined.

That doesn't mean his music is any good though. He is still a douche.

When you can come up with reasons why his music has aesthetic value, or tales that contradict the stories of how he treats those he works with, then come calling.

Otherwise, keep that irrelevant trash where it belongs, in the 10 other misogynist threads on the front page of this forum.

He's just another Aaron Carter... it'll pass no worries.

[atribecalledrch]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/v ... dE2s6LznI5

[knicks742]

I am sick and I hate it.

Cold? Flu?

A horrific cold with fever and nonstop coughing. Stupid doctor at work tells me, its a virus, no antibiotics needed. I am going to my own doctor tomorrow. F this.

[magnumt]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh64KnKsdE2s6LznI5

I thought they got shutdown?

[atribecalledrch]

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh64KnKsdE2s6LznI5

I thought they got shutdown?

Nah they came back the day after.

PS:http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhoi55Cz1Lb23hN1LG

[atribecalledrch]

I am sick and I hate it.

Cold? Flu?

A horrific cold with fever and nonstop coughing. Stupid doctor at work tells me, its a virus, no antibiotics needed. I am going to my own doctor tomorrow. F this.

Get ya Vitamin C on. And put spice in everything you eat. Cayenne pepper FTW. If you gotta cough mix cayenne with honey and lime and down that.

[NyKnicks1714]

2am. Blowjob story.

So I go to a friend's birthday dinner. Table for 14, nice time. Wine, food, laughs, awkward singing, more awkward splitting of the check. Afterwards, we all go to a bar up the street. Sometime around 11, I'm talking to my boy, Big Country when this girl walks up. She's heavy. White girl. She says, "excuse me, but I'm with a bachelorette party." I interrupt to tell her that Big Country's girlfriend is standing right there. She replies, "Oh, no I came to talk to you."

Then she shows me this playing card. It says, "Walk up to the most handsome man in the room and ask for a kiss." I look at it, look at her, and say "whoa."

Then I'm like, "where are your friends?" And she points to a table of girls.

So I grab her chubby hand and walk over to the table. I say, "Excuse me, this young lady's card told me to kiss her. Should I do it?" At which point, this table of girls all start cheering.

I repeat myself. "Excuse me, but I can't hear you. It says I should kiss her. Should I do it?" At which point they start standing on chairs and screaming.

So I get my face close and look this fat girl right in her eye. I pucker up, but then turn my cheek to the side. I point to my cheek as if to say, "Kiss me here." When she leans in....

BAM! I turn and start making out with her.

The table of chicks goes crazy.

We finish making out. I give her a hug, pull out her chair, and take a bow for the table.

For the rest of the night I don't interact with or say **** to their entire group, including the fat girl. But all night, every time I look over, she's gazing at me, batting her eyes, and blushing.

So 1am comes. Last call. The bouncers start kicking everybody out. I head downstairs to the boys room to take a leak. The bathrooms are individual rooms for boys and girls, each one with an individual lock. I pee.

On my way back up the stairs, who should I pass, but the fat chick from earlier in the night. As she walks by, she reaches out and grazes my junk while giving me "**** me" eyes. I take two steps up as if I don't notice. Then I stop.

**** it.

I turn back around and follow her down the steps. She walks into the ladies room stall, and I follow, closing and locking the door behind us.'

Within one minute, my pants are around my ankles. She's saying "I've never done anything like this before." I tell her, sit down, then push her on the toilet.

She says, "My friends are waiting, let's make this quick."

Five minutes later we leave the stall. She goes up the stairs first, and her friends are all waiting. "Where have you been?" I hear them say. I casually tiptoe behind her, heading over to my buddies.

"What the ****?" Big Country says.

I tell him, "see that girl?" The fat chick is looking at me with this stunned look.

He says, "Yeah."

I say, "She just took a load in her mouth."

At that point, her friends rush her out. Ten minutes later, I'm in a cab home. Now I'm writing the story.

The end. Yay x-rated confessional. Boo 6am alarm for work

Reeves?

[cgmw]

5:26 AM. Just got home. I wreak of pussy. Can you say pussy on RGM? If not, it rhymes with tushy. Actually, I wreak of tushy too. Breakup sex with the ex. It got weird. It got rough. I stuck my P in her V and then her A. First time we ever did P in the A. Slapped her really hard on the butt. Slapped her in the face. Choked her out a little. Made her cry briefly. Then made out like porn stars. Then hit it again. Strange night.

This makes four different girls in the last two weeks, with tonight being the only repeat offender. Not bragging. Actually, I feel nauseous. Not a big fan of P in the A. Sure it sounds like fun, but it never really works out. Seriously, I effing stink. It's all over me.

Judgement? Save it. Other than wanting to puke, I see nothing wrong with it.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Deeeez Knicks]

i wreak of pussy and ass. But its from some nasty strip club i went to. i was tripping balls last night. left too many drunken messages. damn these smart phones. in super slow motion today. need some greasy food, a bowl hit and a nap. i cant believe i've only been in work for an hour. wtf? and why do i have 3 broken calculators on my desk? nothing is making sense. maybe i'm still dreaming. i dont want to wake up to the horrors that await

[atribecalledrch]

5:26 AM. Just got home. I wreak of pussy. Can you say pussy on RGM? If not, it rhymes with tushy. Actually, I wreak of tushy too. Breakup sex with the ex. It got weird. It got rough. I stuck my P in her V and then her A. First time we ever did P in the A. Slapped her really hard on the butt. Slapped her in the face. Choked her out a little. Made her cry briefly. Then made out like porn stars. Then hit it again. Strange night.

This makes four different girls in the last two weeks, with tonight being the only repeat offender. Not bragging. Actually, I feel nauseous. Not a big fan of P in the A. Sure it sounds like fun, but it never really works out. Seriously, I effing stink. It's all over me.

Judgement? Save it. Other than wanting to puke, I see nothing wrong with it.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LOL someones been gettin lucky eh? But if this was breakup sex that means u cheated on her with the fat bitch? Breakup sex is really awkward especially if she sleeps over. And P in the A is disgusting. It would be totally cool if the chick washed it out compleely before every time but because I know they don't shyt is nasty. Any chick that does that **** has alot of ho in her lol.

[magnumt]

5:26 AM. Just got home. I wreak of pussy. Can you say pussy on RGM? If not, it rhymes with tushy. Actually, I wreak of tushy too. Breakup sex with the ex. It got weird. It got rough. I stuck my P in her V and then her A. First time we ever did P in the A. Slapped her really hard on the butt. Slapped her in the face. Choked her out a little. Made her cry briefly. Then made out like porn stars. Then hit it again. Strange night.

This makes four different girls in the last two weeks, with tonight being the only repeat offender. Not bragging. Actually, I feel nauseous. Not a big fan of P in the A. Sure it sounds like fun, but it never really works out. Seriously, I effing stink. It's all over me.

Judgement? Save it. Other than wanting to puke, I see nothing wrong with it.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You can say Pussy and Ass on RGM.

[CrazyKnicks]

Am I the only Knick fan that likes the Bulls (they're my 2nd fav team) and Miami?

Obviously I hate both when they face the Knicks.

[magnumt]

Am I the only Knick fan that likes the Bulls (they're my 2nd fav team) and Miami?

Obviously I hate both when they face the Knicks.

I'm guessing a resounding HECK YEAH!!!

I also equally hate the Celtics.

A team I used to follow sometimes when the Knicks weren't on were the 90's Utah Jazz (Stockton was a fun Player to watch).

--Mags

[NBA Fan 1234]

I went to a website to buy tickets to a concert next month, and the tickets were sold out...every single seat. Sucks...

[CHARLYMURPHY]

Just watched the final season of that show LOST.. such a great show and the ending was great if you can understand it.. great way and only way i think to end it. Been watch it since 04'.. sucks that it ended and kinda sad.. hopefully theirs a show as good as this though i doubt it.. havent watched a show that has come close to it.

P.S- that girl that play kate austen is one of the hottest girls ive ever seen