The Swedish Chef:

Strengths: Speaks a foreign language, impressive facial hair
Weaknesses: Sometimes his limbs betray him
Sam Eagle:

Strengths: A true patriot, powerful speaker
Weaknesses: Frightening unibrow
Animal:

Strengths: Plays an instrument, free spirit
Weaknesses: May harbor lice
Myself, I just can't figure out who Brewer prefers, and it's not like I can ask him. What say you?