Epic Raptors fanfiction starting on page 4

Post #81 » by **Alfred** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:39 pm

I swear to god, if any of you numbnuts in any way spoils this goldmine of hilarity, I will strike you down with my modly powers.

snomeister · Post #82 » by **snomeister** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:40 pm

Lionel Messi wrote:
Their shooting was fairly good and they were playing good defence,

MOST OUTRAGEOUS PART OF THIS FAN FICTION.

Haha, I guess that's why it's fiction then. Or is it...?

OvertimeNO · Post #83 » by **OvertimeNO** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:40 pm

Alfred wrote:I swear to god, if any of you numbnuts in any way spoils this goldmine of hilarity, I will strike you down with my modly powers.

Expect a thousand troll comments by a dozen variations of "Little Ozzy" to show up on her page by tonight.

HumbleBumbleBee · Post #84 » by **HumbleBumbleBee** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:41 pm

I just feel the need to post again....wow!

Can't this get it's own thread Mods?

Post #85 » by **Alfred** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:42 pm

HumbleBumbleBee wrote:I just feel the need to post again....wow!

Can't this get it's own thread Mods?

Yes. I'm renaming this thread as we speak.

Mack11 · Post #86 » by **Mack11** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:42 pm

dillio · Post #87 » by **dillio** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:43 pm

Alfred wrote:I swear to god, if any of you numbnuts in any way spoils this goldmine of hilarity, I will strike you down with my modly powers.

Somebody needs to save copies of these for a potential mirror in case the poster removes them.

Post #88 » by **Alfred** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:43 pm

dillio wrote:
Alfred wrote:I swear to god, if any of you numbnuts in any way spoils this goldmine of hilarity, I will strike you down with my modly powers.

Somebody needs to save copies of these for a potential mirror in case the poster removes them.

To the copy and paste-mobile!

J-Roc · Post #89 » by **J-Roc** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:44 pm

From ~flossechocolate34 on Feb15th.

volleyball season is over. for school anyways, I still have club, but the school season is done.
I am exhausted, bruised and tired! :l
First off, my coach is an idiot, second, my coach is an idiot and third. my coach is an idiot.
Back to dA (:
Aight, I have finished the seventh chapter for "up is down" I just need to edit it and such, I have started the eighth chapter but I'm not that far. Since I have been so busy I haven't got much work done on anything.
:bomb:
...weems.. ;D

In the story, the one girl calls the other girl "bro". Is that what girls do these days? In the comments, ~flossechocolate34 is referred to as "bro".

~trouble-ina-boxa-tea 1 day ago
so your coach is an idiot, eh?
WE ALMOST BEAT HAMM. It was so close, 25-23 and 25-17.

Do they have more room on the Club team? I have to find out if we're having a soccer team at school and if not I'd like to join even though I suck.

Can't wait to read it bro, seems like forever.

s e n s i · Post #90 » by **s e n s i** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:45 pm

The Raptors were behind 25 points.

I applaud her imagination, but this was probably the most realistic part of the whole story.

ghuytro · Post #91 » by **ghuytro** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:45 pm

Andrea stood and took his jacket. He pounded Sonny's fist before shrugging it on and leaving the change room. Sonny sat for a moment longer. He sighed and finished tying his shoe. He wondered if Andrea and Emma had anything going on between them that he should know about, he didn't think so. He also hoped Emma liked fast cars.

Sonny and Andrea in a death drag race for Emma's love out by the old quarry. RuPaul will start the race by waving a handkerchief

sanity · Post #92 » by **sanity** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:45 pm

I'm more excited about the next entry than the 2nd half of the season

HumbleBumbleBee · Post #93 » by **HumbleBumbleBee** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:48 pm

I wonder if this will continue into the summer? It could get really juicy by then...

F*** sakes, why am I enjoying this so much?

Lionel Messi · Post #94 » by **Lionel Messi** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:49 pm

sanity wrote:I'm more excited about the next entry than the 2nd half of the season

This **** is gold.

I was actually leaning over my chair almost on the ground laughing. I NEED MOAR!!!

Will SOnny slam Emma?
Will Bargnani break out into a fit of rage for the first time in his life?
Will ED DAVIS get in on the action?!!?

I must know!

ff_29 · Post #95 » by **ff_29** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:49 pm

ruckus wrote:This needs its own stickied thread. I need to find out what happens with Emma. WHO DOES SHE CHOOSE!?!!?

Can't wait until the "Team Andrea" and "Team Sonny" t-shirts start popping up in the upper bowl of the ACC. :lol:

Post #96 » by **DG88** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:50 pm

This is a damn soap opera......on the Raptors...... :rofl:

Raps in 4 · Post #97 » by **Raps in 4** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:50 pm

~jaykernan 7 minutes ago
Not to alarm you, but your "Up is Down" series has been posted on the RealGM Raptors board, which makes up a pretty big chunk of the site's 75,000 users.

IntricateOh25 · Post #98 » by **IntricateOh25** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:50 pm

The following chapter contains an excessive amount of fist bumping. Reader discretion is advised.

Post #99 » by **Schad** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:51 pm

Stickied.

Someone better save all of it to text files before she deletes them all.

HumbleBumbleBee · Post #100 » by **HumbleBumbleBee** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 6:51 pm

Is it wrong that this is the highlight of the season for me?