Epic Raptors fanfiction starting on page 4

Nostradunkus · Post #281 » by **Nostradunkus** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:56 am

.... Later in the dining room.

*CRASH the cieling windows break dropping a body through the air landing on a waiter knocking over drinks and spilling them all over Reggie's suit.

Reggie: THE FACK is going on here?!

crowd: OMG is he ok?
crowd: who is that?
Emma rushes over to help the young man you just fell through the ceiling

Jay walk out of the the kitchen to see waht the comotion is , zipping up his fly he looks over at the semi concious body on the floor.

Jay: Hey, its that kid from Degrassi High. IT cant be...

Emma puts 2 and 2 together and speaks.

Emma: Little Ozzy , is that you? What are you doing here?

Lionel Messi · Post #282 » by **Lionel Messi** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:07 am

il7mago wrote:On a completely unraptor related note go check this out if you haven't already.

http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2009/06/livin-large-part-1.html

Yeah I read this one it was an amazing read.

Nostradunkus · Post #283 » by **Nostradunkus** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:12 am

Nostradunkus · Post #284 » by **Nostradunkus** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:13 am

continued...

*uknown voice*

HEeeey everybody!!

*the Raptors team doctor rushes over to the shaggy haired boy on the ground*

Team Doctor: Hes gonna be juuuuust fiiiiiiine

*the doctor procedes to pick up little ozzy and shake him*

Team Doctor: His back is broken, he will never walk again.

crowd: *GASP*

*in walks a man dressed in dark clothes*
man: HE WILL WALK AGAIN, and the RAPTORS WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP

Reggie: HALLELULIA this is a good omen

*picking up little ozzy on his back Reggie begins to fire up the crowd into a frenzy*

crowd: MVP MVP MVP

Post #285 » by **Schad** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:18 am

Nostradunkus wrote:dp

...and with just two letters, Nostradunkus writes the shortest, but by far the most explicit, Bargs/Sonny/Emma fan fiction.

BasketballAbyss · Post #286 » by **BasketballAbyss** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:22 am

Schadenfreude wrote:
Nostradunkus wrote:dp

...and with just two letters, Nostradunkus writes the shortest, but by far the most explicit, Bargs/Sonny/Emma fan fiction.

You...you are on a roll.

Tofubeque · Post #287 » by **Tofubeque** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:23 am

I know many of you are checking on here to see what I have been saying.

I will most likely write more, I just don't have a lot of time right now with school and sports and actually having a life.

I think she just burned us

sanity · Post #288 » by **sanity** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:26 am

I think its safe to say a lot of us dont have lives. Doesn't dismiss the fact that this discovery has made today a very entertaining yet far less productive day than most days!

zilby · Post #289 » by **zilby** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:27 am

snomeister wrote:
ClarenceDerozan wrote:http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=andrea+bargnani#/d36qhe9

I always go to deviantart when I need a quick set

wtf...

http://flossechocolate34.deviantart.com ... -191818304
http://flossechocolate34.deviantart.com ... -194023211
http://flossechocolate34.deviantart.com ... -195580927
http://flossechocolate34.deviantart.com ... -195828995
http://flossechocolate34.deviantart.com ... -195967549
http://flossechocolate34.deviantart.com ... -196493846
http://flossechocolate34.deviantart.com ... -195583148

That was hilarious. This Emma chick sure does get around :rofl:

Props to whoever made that :lol:

BasketballAbyss · Post #290 » by **BasketballAbyss** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:29 am

sanity wrote:I think its safe to say a lot of us dont have lives.

Or maybe we have the most lives out of anyone...ever.

Hypz · Post #291 » by **Hypz** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:29 am

Sigh, this is sad.

Lionel Messi · Post #292 » by **Lionel Messi** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:30 am

Schadenfreude wrote:
Nostradunkus wrote:dp

...and with just two letters, Nostradunkus writes the shortest, but by far the most explicit, Bargs/Sonny/Emma fan fiction.

I want to subscribe to your posts.

Tim Osman · Post #293 » by **Tim Osman** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:30 am

This is what years of losing does to people.

Nostradunkus · Post #294 » by **Nostradunkus** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:31 am

LittleOzzy: Emma.... I love.. you.

Pomme · Post #295 » by **Pomme** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:34 am

Tim Osman wrote:This is what years of losing does to people.

LOL

this is the only thing funny out of this entire fiasco.

KnickelandDime · Post #296 » by **KnickelandDime** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:35 am

Schadenfreude wrote:
Nostradunkus wrote:dp

...and with just two letters, Nostradunkus writes the shortest, but by far the most explicit, Bargs/Sonny/Emma fan fiction.

Bravo. Well done. :bowdown:

MarcusFenix · Post #297 » by **MarcusFenix** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:39 am

RoleModel · Post #298 » by **RoleModel** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:42 am

This story will have a lasting impact on all of us. I know it's not real but now whenever I see Andrea I'm going to think of Emma. Is there something wrong with me?

doudoub · Post #299 » by **doudoub** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:44 am

MarcusFenix wrote:

she said it was a vneck

SmoothTofu · Post #300 » by **SmoothTofu** » Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:57 am

ClarenceDerozan wrote:http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=andrea+bargnani#/d36qhe9

I always go to deviantart when I need a quick set

Haha, that's my drawing...

Thanks for enjoying my art 8-)

Kinda weird how this triggered the whole chain reaction and epic thread... O_O