Epic Raptors fanfiction starting on page 4

[MarcusFenix]

The power of RealGM (Raptors board).

[YogiStewart]

She took it down, yes?

[SmoothTofu]

She took it down, yes?

It's still up for me.

[KingstonRaptors]

Please Jesus/Ali/Buddha, someone make a comic out of this..

[underdog33]

OMFG I'm Dying of laughter. I haven't stopped laughing since I came into work this morning. It's been over an hour

[Nostradunkus]

Bargnani, drop her man. Shes playing you, shes a whore for the team to pass around, sorry to break it to ya but thats the truth. Dont be stupid dude... you dont need to depend on pussy to get your game on, youre a man, you motivate you, its not worth it, she love bbc anyway, let her skinny white ass have it.... Sonny got a fine sister, you know what to do.

[HumbleBumbleBee]

Yesterday was a good day....

[savierdcglobe]

Its morning here in Toronto and I'm still thinking why didn't Bargs make the move and fronted Sonney.

[Nostradunkus]

Yesterday was a good day....

Just wait until you find out why LittleOzzy crashed the Raptors Rred party... him and Emma have some history....

[HumbleBumbleBee]

Yesterday was a good day....

Just wait until you find out why LittleOzzy crashed the Raptors Rred party... him and Emma have some history....

Oh really? I knew Ozzy had a wild side....but damn.
You have any other spoilers?

[glowsticks]

OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS

[Nostradunkus]

Yesterday was a good day....

Just wait until you find out why LittleOzzy crashed the Raptors Rred party... him and Emma have some history....

Oh really? I knew Ozzy had a wild side....but damn.
You have any other spoilers?

No more spoilers, but I can tell you that it does get a little sad... since LittleOzzy fell through the roof at the party, hes in a wheel chair... Reggie promised him that they will win a Championship, and that he will walk again and invited him to be at every game.

So its kinda makes it tricky now with emma, Bargnani and Sonny.... now that the team has adopted LittleOzzy, her long time chilhood friend from back home. :/

[quickymgee]

The two men who had no conscience on the court would fight for the only woman who could bring out the best in both of them. One woman. One ball. Three hearts beating as one.

Emma sobbed gently, Sonny's sudden departure from her heart stinging her to the core. Suddenly, she felt a gentle pressure on her shoulders...and swiveling, saw Bargnani standing there, a sympathetic and loving look gracing his countenance.


"Baby," Andrea murmured, his eyes staring off into the middle distance and his arms sliding down to her waist, "you're gonna be one rebound I won't let get away ..."

She stared up into his eyes, waiting expectantly. But she wasn't prepared for what he said next.

"...you have to understand something though," he continued, "I'm all about my teammates."

"Andrea - what are you saying?"

Reggie Evans emerged from the darkness, chewing on a lollipop. "Wassap Dre." He eyed Emma thoughtfully. "Looks like Candy Pain gets to pad his stats."

fixed.

I feel obliged to unearth this comment from the mountain, lest it be lost in the pile up

[tecumseh18]

I feel obliged to unearth this comment from the mountain, lest it be lost in the pile up

Yeah, there's just bucketfuls of win among the three of them. No conscience, "stared off into middle distance", Bargs giving up his rebounds to Reggie. Brilliant.

And yet ... I'm struck by the fact that Alfred, composer of the greatest single post (intentionally funny bracket) in the history of RealGM - a goldmine of hate and homoeroticism - hasn't pushed the envelope here. For the most part, he's staying with his mod responsibilities: pleading against the inevitable killing of the goose that's been laying the golden eggs, pump-priming where necessary.

But he's capable of so much more. What's holding him back? Clearly this plot-line touches his core. Why is he uncomfortable about releasing the torrent of conflicting emotions within him. Is he ashamed of what may came out?

Really Alfred, it's 2011, nobody cares about that stuff anymore. We just demand emotional honesty. You're frustrated that you may have been denied a cathartic release from the continued scribblings of this 20-something female. I get that. But that was never gonna happen, at least not to any level of satisfaction. It's up to you to release the shadow within. You could work through this with any reasonably competent Jungian therapist, but I would recommend, and probably (s)he would too, simply engaging your creativity and writing from your heart. Don't be frightened. You can do it.

[doudoub]

LittleOzzy has the Degrassi avatar because he wants to hide his identity. We all know what happened between him and Emma.

[Alfred]

Hahaha, what? Damn man, you're making me feel bad over here.

[LargeBabyDavis]

LittleOzzy has the Degrassi avatar because he wants to hide his identity. We all know what happened between him and Emma.

His avatars from Degrassi. I used to think it was him. I'm kind of disapointed now.

[Parataxis]

I edited the schedule to reflect the ridiculous amount of food I have seen NCAA athletes eat. Real talk, I wouldn't be surprised if those guys are eating double what us mere mortals eat. But yeah I guess I agree, they are on tight schedules and can't really get messed up too often during the season, but still the idea of a COD party is laughable.

Fairly acurate. I've never been a top level athelete, but I was on three varsity teams back in University. About 7,000 calories a day, give or take.

[Boogie!]

http://flossechocolate34.deviantart.com/

look what you guys have done. way to go.

[zilby]

At least a few people went on to apologize. I suppose that isn't too bad.

But really guys, WTF.