Yesterday turned out to be a crazy night.
So I went to a nightclub for a friends' birthday party and the people around turned out to be a real drag so I started making conversation to a pair of women, great tits and stuff. Turns out they were married and were there for a bachelorette party. They bought me a couple of shots and turned out to be a lot of fun.
All this was starting to make me kind of the center of attraction near the bar and I was approached by a really cute girl and after talking to her for 2 mins we ended up exchanging numbers. By this time my group started looking for me and wanted to do shots with the birthday girl. 30 mins later and trying to make some boring convo with a couple of friends' friends I started walking around and found the two women I was talking to at first and their party was going great with 10 other girls all drunk and totally out of control.
Turns out the bachelorette played softball for my college team and we graduated the same time. So I was talking to her and suddenly a girl comes in from behind, puts her scarf around my neck and starts pulling me back with her. I'm trying to gain balance and suddenly I see two girls taking my belt off, two other women had already got my jacket off and were about to tear my shirt off of me.
2 mins later I was bare chested (thank God I did my man-scaping before leaving for the club), fighting with 6 women to keep my pants on in the middle of one of the most posh nightclubs in the city. The bartenders, bouncers were all getting in on the act and the bachelorette wants me to give her a lap dance.
By this time I'm practically lying down on a leather couch with these girls over me and one of them is biting my abs and getting dangerously close to my groin.
I was like man this is getting too far and there were already a bunch of people taking pics and videos on their cell phones by now. So I literally had to grab my trousers and make a run towards my friends and I still can't find where my shirt and jacket are. The jacket is an armani and I didn't want to lose it.
One of the bouncers helps me out and finally a half sober girl from that bunch gets me my jacket back and offers to buy me a drink. So I get a drink with her, talk for a good 15 mins and exchange numbers. She's apparently studying to be a plastic surgeon and she was from out of city.
In the end, I lost my parking ticket and luckily had my wallet still on and the garage wouldn't let me take my car out unless I pay them 20 bucks. Luckily I find 10 bucks in my jacket and bribe the security to get out.
This is what I got for missing the dunk contest!
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