Post#328 » by Mk0 » Mon Mar 7, 2011 9:35 pm
JackFinn is the Bulls Board comeback player of the year.
We missed him and he has picked up where he left off, stolen a ferrari, driven in a high speed chase to Las Vegas, snorted coke off a hooker's ass, won $50,000 playing craps, chartered a private jet to the Playboy mansion, put Hugh Heffner on his own couch, had an orgy with January/February and March of this year, all the while wearing mirrored aviators and singing "The Boys Are Back In Town."
Then being the nice guy that he is, gave his remaining winnings to the first homeless guy he sees, buying his shopping cart. He delivers it to dookieguy's house, and promptly after burning his home to the ground kicks a wheel off the cart, punches dookieguy in the twat and calmly says, "welcome home"
I AM A BUSINESS MAN NOW