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GAME #67: Rockets Vs Spurs

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GAME #67: Rockets Vs Spurs 

Post#1 » by Optimism Prime » Fri Mar 11, 2011 3:34 pm

I-10 Battle: Houston Rockets vs San Antonio Spurs

Houston Rockets
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Kyle "I'm going to shoot THIS double-teamed shot from 40 feet!" Lowry
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Kevin "This is the 'Come off a curl, pumpfake, pumpfake, dribble twice, pumpfake, pumpfake, SHOOT!' special." Martin
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Chase "Yeah, I slid to the 44th pick, whatever." Birdinger
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Luis "DOS CUCHARAS!!!!!!!!" Scola
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Chuck "If I was three inches taller I'd be DPOY." Hayes
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Bench:
Goran "Enter the" Dragic
Courtney "Girly name, manly game" Lee
Terrence "This doghouse is kind of cramped" Williams
Patrick "The Nickname" Patterson
Brad "****, guys I am so ****ing sorry. ****." Miller
Jordan "I still have potential!" Hill
Hasheem "We got" Thabeet


vs

San Antonio Spurs
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Tony "I am SO getting with that Power Dancer after the game... No, maybe that one... Or maybe her..." Parker
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Manu "HEY YOU GUYYYYYYYYYS" Ginobili
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Richard "Now with kung fu grip!" Jefferson
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Tim "I put on my robe and wizard hat" Duncan
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DeJaun "Why can't every game be the Rookie-Sophomore game?!" Blair
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George Hill
Gary Neal
Steve Novak
Antonio McDyess
Matt Bonner
Tiago Splitter
James Anderson


TOTALLY IRRELEVANT STATS:
-The starting lineups feature the following matchups by draft pick:

PG: 24th vs 28th
SG: 26th vs 57th
SF: 44th vs13th
PF: 56th vs 1st
C: undrafted vs 37th

-Average draft position: #32.

-Spurs last game thread had 2 replies. Ours had 211.

-Series record: 72-91 (.442)
-All-star selections: Rockets 52-Spurs 65
-Historically... we're the underdog.

So we need some luck up in this game thread!

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Q: What are the Rockets going to be doing tomorrow night?
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Post#2 » by MaxRider » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:27 pm

i thought you agreed no woman pic -.-
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Post#3 » by Optimism Prime » Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:56 pm

MaxRider wrote:i thought you agreed no woman pic -.-



Just for you, buddy:

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Post#4 » by College Boy » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:12 pm

Optimism Prime wrote:
MaxRider wrote:i thought you agreed no woman pic -.-



Just for you, buddy:

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Kam--which one of those strapping young lads are you? :D

:rofl2:
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Post#5 » by MaxRider » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:24 pm

pierced nipple? wtf
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Post#6 » by Kal El » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:04 pm

MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf


you were looking that hard?
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Post#7 » by YoungMoney23 » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:22 pm

Game thread of the season :lol: :lol:
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Re: GAME #67: Rockets Vs Spurs 

Post#8 » by Optimism Prime » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:34 pm

YoungMoney23 wrote:Game thread of the season :lol: :lol:


Easy, now. If we don't win, I don't care how awesome my game thread is.

If we DO, however... :D
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Post#9 » by rocketsballin » Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:46 pm

Kal El wrote:
MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf


you were looking that hard?


lol and you guys wonder why he doesnt want girls in gamethreads? cmon man, the proof is in the hot dog, literally, LOLZRZZZ @TEH PWNZRZZZ

game thread of the year nominee, too bad it's vs the team w/ the best record who happen to be healthy as hell and clicking on all cylinders.
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Post#10 » by Aaron Brooks » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:16 am

Arcee :droop:

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Re: GAME #67: Rockets Vs Spurs 

Post#11 » by Optimism Prime » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:29 am

Look, guys, what can I say? She's an Audi with a bangin' body. She really revs my engine. She can use my stick shift any time.

I'm sure there are other car/sex related puns I could make, but it's 6:30 on a Friday and my brain is now turning off.

Also, AB, that use of greenfont is exactly why you got traded. :nonono:
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Re: GAME #67: Rockets Vs Spurs 

Post#12 » by MaxRider » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:47 am

Kal El wrote:
MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf


you were looking that hard?

oh yea
i even open the image outside of realgm and look at the two on the far right
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Re: GAME #67: Rockets Vs Spurs 

Post#13 » by TMU » Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:49 am

Kal El wrote:
MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf


you were looking that hard?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What part of MaxRider don't you guys understand? :wink:

Just kidding, Max.
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Post#14 » by rocketsballin » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:58 am

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH max got burned 3 times and counting . . .
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Post#15 » by Guy986 » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:06 am

Wow an epic thread already before the game started. :biggrin:
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Post#16 » by rocketsballin » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:19 am

MaxRider wrote:
Kal El wrote:
MaxRider wrote:pierced nipple? wtf


you were looking that hard?

oh yea
i even open the image outside of realgm and look at the two on the far right


Ya with all those white guys, they had to keep the NCAAP off them. You thought someone from the far right was a big black guy huh? Ya, me too. :eyebrows:
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Re: GAME #67: Rockets Vs Spurs 

Post#17 » by College Boy » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:28 am

roxfashoballin wrote:
MaxRider wrote:
Kal El wrote:you were looking that hard?

oh yea
i even open the image outside of realgm and look at the two on the far right


Ya with all those white guys, they had to keep the NCAAP off them. You thought someone from the far right was a big black guy huh? Ya, me too. :eyebrows:


Wait, did you mean the NCAA or the NAACP? That seems like a pretty big detail for the joke....
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Post#18 » by Optimism Prime » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:47 am

Neither--they're a bunch of Aussies, the NAACP doesn't have any jurisdiction over them. ;)
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Post#19 » by rocketsballin » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:56 am

ya naacp. all this march madness is screwing with my head, i think i've gone mad lol so stupid i know
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Post#20 » by aznkillabeezZz » Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:57 pm

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