How old would MJ have to be until you could beat him?

Dr Positivity · Post #81 » by **Dr Positivity** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:46 pm

This is great

50 year old MJ would beat the **** out of AUF

Dr Positivity · Post #82 » by **Dr Positivity** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:49 pm

Someone needs to send this thread to MJ's email or tweet it to him. He'd call up UAF and put it on tape :lol:

chefy · Post #83 » by **chefy** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:58 pm

its official AUF is Smush Parker

An Unbiased Fan · Post #84 » by **An Unbiased Fan** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:59 pm

Dr Mufasa wrote:This is great

50 year old MJ would beat the **** out of AUF

Dear God, with all due respect to MJ, he would get destroyed if I played him right now at 50. I would get arrested for senior citizen abuse at this point. I would probably even stick out my tongue as I'm dunking on his head just to rub it in.

mysticbb · Post #85 » by **mysticbb** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:11 pm

An Unbiased Fan wrote:Dear God, with all due respect to MJ, he would get destroyed if I played him right now at 50. I would get arrested for senior citizen abuse at this point. I would probably even stick out my tongue as I'm dunking on his head just to rub it in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNJ9a7H04v8

And I meant the video I linked. Jordan goes up in isos against prime athletic Richard Jefferson and is abusing him. And you really believe you can beat MJ at 40? :lol:

cb4_89 · Post #86 » by **cb4_89** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:06 pm

an unbiased fan has shown exactly how unbiased he is during any kobe vs lebron argument. Now both he and kobe are better than MJ.

Guy986 · Post #87 » by **Guy986** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:08 pm

cb4_89 wrote:an unbiased fan has shown exactly how unbiased he is during any kobe vs lebron argument. Now both he and kobe are better than MJ.

Shot Clock · Post #88 » by **Shot Clock** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:15 pm

cb4_89 wrote:an unbiased fan has shown exactly how unbiased he is during any kobe vs lebron argument. Now both he and kobe are better than MJ.

UBF = Kobe Bryant (Kobe's admitted he's really 6'4")

Post #89 » by **Optimism Prime** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:25 pm

Shot Clock wrote:
cb4_89 wrote:an unbiased fan has shown exactly how unbiased he is during any kobe vs lebron argument. Now both he and kobe are better than MJ.

UBF = Kobe Bryant (Kobe's admitted he's really 6'4")

That would explain why he can't answer who'd win between the two. And why they're the same age.

An Unbiased Fan · Post #90 » by **An Unbiased Fan** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:28 pm

Shot Clock wrote:
cb4_89 wrote:an unbiased fan has shown exactly how unbiased he is during any kobe vs lebron argument. Now both he and kobe are better than MJ.

UBF = Kobe Bryant (Kobe's admitted he's really 6'4")

MLSE · Post #91 » by **MLSE** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:41 pm

Unbiased Fan FTL. If your not a known commodity, you just look like a jackass when you say you could beat MJ in ANY of his playing days 1 on 1. Injuries or not you can't be taken seriously right now.

edit: 1:17 in that video is very sweet too.

An Unbiased Fan · Post #92 » by **An Unbiased Fan** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:59 pm

mysticbb wrote:
An Unbiased Fan wrote:Dear God, with all due respect to MJ, he would get destroyed if I played him right now at 50. I would get arrested for senior citizen abuse at this point. I would probably even stick out my tongue as I'm dunking on his head just to rub it in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNJ9a7H04v8

And I meant the video I linked. Jordan goes up in isos against prime athletic Richard Jefferson and is abusing him. And you really believe you can beat MJ at 40?

What is this video supposed to show? All I see is an old MJ messing around in a Bobcats practice. He looks really slow, and there is no real action going on. Not to mention that the video is edited to only show MJ making a shot for the story.

Guy986 · Post #93 » by **Guy986** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:26 am

Ok answer this. How are you ever going to stop MJ offensively. He was bigger than you, stronger than you, more savvy than you and had an unstoppable mid range and post game. How do you defend the wizard MJ?

NYK 455 · Post #94 » by **NYK 455** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:30 am

Dude really thinks he can beat Jordan? LOL wow.

An Unbiased Fan · Post #95 » by **An Unbiased Fan** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:43 am

Guy986 wrote:Ok answer this. How are you ever going to stop MJ offensively. He was bigger than you, stronger than you, more savvy than you and had an unstoppable mid range and post game. How do you defend the wizard MJ?

MJ wasn't stronger than me at 40. He did have the height advantage, but I had the quickness edge. His post game would be the biggest threat, but it had dropped off a bit by the time he hit 40.

This would be the battle for the ages. 8-)

Die93 · Post #96 » by **Die93** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:44 am

An Unbiased Fan is my new favorite poster :lol:

NYK 455 · Post #97 » by **NYK 455** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:47 am

An Unbiased Fan wrote:
Guy986 wrote:Ok answer this. How are you ever going to stop MJ offensively. He was bigger than you, stronger than you, more savvy than you and had an unstoppable mid range and post game. How do you defend the wizard MJ?

MJ wasn't stronger than me at 40. He did have the height advantage, but I had the quickness edge. His post game would be the biggest threat, but it had dropped off a bit by the time he hit 40.

This would be the battle for the ages.

Whether it's hyping up Kobe Bryant, or talking about beating Michael Jordan in a game of basketball, I can't tell if you're being serious or if you're trolling, ever. Bravo, sir.

Jordan23Forever · Post #98 » by **Jordan23Forever** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:50 am

Jordan was most CERTAINLY stronger than you at 40. Dude was in NBA shape and had been lifting and working with the best personal trainers in the world for 15 years at that point. A man's strength peaks in his mid-late 30's, not his early-mid 20's (in contrast with speed/quickness, which peaks mid-20's).

NYK 455 · Post #99 » by **NYK 455** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:52 am

Jordan23Forever wrote:Jordan was most CERTAINLY stronger than you at 40. Dude was in NBA shape and had been lifting and working with the best personal trainers in the world for 15 years at that point. A man's strength peaks in his mid-late 30's, not his early-mid 20's (in contrast with speed/quickness, which peaks mid-20's).

I don't think it's a stretch to say that he could possibly be stronger than MJ in terms of raw strength. But probably not without being too bulky or heavy, and if he was, there is no way he'd be quick enough to stay with him.

Guy986 · Post #100 » by **Guy986** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:57 am

NYK 455 wrote:
Jordan23Forever wrote:Jordan was most CERTAINLY stronger than you at 40. Dude was in NBA shape and had been lifting and working with the best personal trainers in the world for 15 years at that point. A man's strength peaks in his mid-late 30's, not his early-mid 20's (in contrast with speed/quickness, which peaks mid-20's).

I don't think it's a stretch to say that he could possibly be stronger than MJ in terms of raw strength. But probably not without being too bulky or heavy, and if he was, there is no way he'd be quick enough to stay with him.

Yea unless he's an elite NFL like prospect, its unlikely to be both quicker AND stronger than MJ. Its one or the other.