Random kiddie suspended 50 games for PEDs, Kapono's a dick

Kapono · Post #1 » by **Kapono** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:56 am

Yankees Minor League pitcher Eliseo Batista was among five players who tested positive for a performance-enhancing substance in violation of the Minor League Drug Prevention and Treatment Program.

Batista, a member of the Yankees' Dominican Summer League roster, tested positive for a metabolite of Boldenone and received a 50-game suspension effective at the beginning of the season.

Ruben Mejia of the Padres, Jose Williams of the Reds, and Marcos Coca and Daniel DelaCruz of the Phillies were also hit with 50-game bans.

Avenger · Post #2 » by **Avenger** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:05 am

funny guy

tecumseh18 · Post #3 » by **tecumseh18** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:50 am

I can't stop laughing. That was hi-larious.

Post #4 » by **Schad** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:00 am

Fixed title.

SharoneWright · Post #5 » by **SharoneWright** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:31 am

Damn, I guess Lawrie gets 3B.......

Kapono · Post #6 » by **Kapono** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:31 am

Schadenfreude wrote:Fixed title.

why did you have to ruin my fun?

evilRyu · Post #7 » by **evilRyu** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:35 am

well - looks like this board isn't exactly a cakewalk on this for you mods

Hoopstarr · Post #8 » by **Hoopstarr** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:05 am

I got gotted. No need to change the title. It's not like he changed the spelling to Bautista with a U.

s e n s i · Post #9 » by **s e n s i** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:09 am

lol Schad shat his pants when he read the original title...

I thought it was pretty funny tbh, OP had me.

J-Roc · Post #10 » by **J-Roc** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:44 am

Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.

tecumseh18 · Post #11 » by **tecumseh18** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:49 am

J-Roc wrote:Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.

An intrinsic aspect of the joke is that RealGMers are notoriously bad spellers, especially in thread titles. So I always apply Google-esque fuzzy logic when scanning threads that seem worth opening.

Ouch, it still hurts.

SharoneWright · Post #12 » by **SharoneWright** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:28 pm

J-Roc wrote:Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.

Me too --- but chances are it had to do with "Batista", "PED's", and "suspensions".

J-Roc · Post #13 » by **J-Roc** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:29 pm

SharoneWright wrote:
J-Roc wrote:Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.

Me too --- but chances are it had to do with "Batista", "PED's", and "suspensions".

It says in the earlier posts in this thread what the original title was.

Re: Batista suspended 50 games, tested positive for PEDs

It would have been exhilarating for an instant as I waiting for the page to load. My heart would have skipped a beat. I'd probably be all pissed. haha

Relentless88 · Post #14 » by **Relentless88** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:07 pm

J-Roc wrote:Damn I missed the joke when the original title was posted.

Me too, but after reading the article it was obvious what the joke was.

raps4life~ · Post #15 » by **raps4life~** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:49 am

Just look at the title in the first couple of replies.