[Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 2)

Rasho Brezec · Post #481 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:21 pm

You should try comparing the size of your pee-pees. That'll teach them.

Post #482 » by **knicks742** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:21 pm

Knicks1214 wrote:
Gremz wrote:
Knicks1214 wrote:It bothers me a lot when someone decides to sit next to you even though there are a bunch of other open seats. THAT bothers me the most.

Do what I do, pretend it's the school bus and proclaim that the seat's "taken".

When I was coming home from the city a few days ago, I put my stuff on the seat next to me and someone still asked to sit there lol. He fell asleep with his iPod on so I pretty much had to yell excuse me lol.

My mom says that sometimes people just have seats that they feel the need to sit in - like it's their own, personal seat.

Not for nothing but I think that guy wanted to seat next to you. :-?

Post #483 » by **Gremz** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:22 pm

If anyone comes towards me I just start singing 80s pop classics. They usually leave rather quickly.

NBA Fan 1234 · Post #484 » by **NBA Fan 1234** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:28 pm

knicks742 wrote:Not for nothing but I think that guy wanted to seat next to you.

Lol...guess so.

Gremz wrote:If anyone comes towards me I just start singing 80s pop classics. They usually leave rather quickly.

Like this?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ_KHP-r-Xo[/youtube]

Post #485 » by **Gremz** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:38 pm

More like "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and so forth.

Rasho Brezec · Post #486 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:40 pm

What is that one 80s classic that you like and I like, Gremz?

Post #487 » by **Gremz** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:42 pm

Pacman Fever! 8-)

Post #488 » by **knicks742** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:43 pm

Gremz wrote:If anyone comes towards me I just start singing 80s pop classics. They usually leave rather quickly.

Well in the places I frequent, they would sing along and get closer.

Rasho Brezec · Post #489 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:43 pm

No, that other one. With the video.

Rasho Brezec · Post #490 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:43 pm

knicks742 wrote:
Gremz wrote:If anyone comes towards me I just start singing 80s pop classics. They usually leave rather quickly.

Well in the places I frequent, they would sing along and get closer.

Blue Oyster?

Post #491 » by **Gremz** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:46 pm

Rasho Brezec wrote:No, that other one. With the video.

I forget.

Rasho Brezec · Post #492 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:48 pm

Remember, god damn it. You posted the video before. I know it's a sunny day in the video.

Rasho Brezec · Post #493 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:49 pm

GOT IT!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII[/youtube]

Post #494 » by **Gremz** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:50 pm

Awwwww yeah. That song is SRS BSNS!

Post #495 » by **knicks742** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:50 pm

So get this, I got my wallet stolen this weekend at a bar. So the only form of ID I have left is my expired US Passport. So the banks won't let me get cash cause it's expired. But I couldn't get a current form of ID because they wouldn't give me the money to pay for it. FML.

Post #496 » by **Gremz** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:55 pm

knicks742 wrote:So get this, I got my wallet stolen this weekend at a bar. So the only form of ID I have left is my expired US Passport. So the banks won't let me get cash cause it's expired. But I couldn't get a current form of ID because they wouldn't give me the money to pay for it. FML.

This is why crime exists. Now you have to go and find someone who looks exactly like yourself, steal their wallet, change the name on the current ID to yours, return to the bank, get cash, get new ID and then be home in time for supper.

That's too much pressure man.

Rasho Brezec · Post #497 » by **Rasho Brezec** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:56 pm

You're holding back. Not as funny as usual.

Post #498 » by **Gremz** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:59 pm

Patience Rashola, I can't go all out knives, guns, bombs. Peeps will think I live under a bridge and chase goats.

Post #499 » by **magnumt** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:49 pm

knicks742 wrote:So get this, I got my wallet stolen this weekend at a bar. So the only form of ID I have left is my expired US Passport. So the banks won't let me get cash cause it's expired. But I couldn't get a current form of ID because they wouldn't give me the money to pay for it. FML.

DI-RE-CT DE-PO-SIT!

--Mags

Jmonty580 · Post #500 » by **Jmonty580** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:16 pm

magnumt wrote:
knicks742 wrote:So get this, I got my wallet stolen this weekend at a bar. So the only form of ID I have left is my expired US Passport. So the banks won't let me get cash cause it's expired. But I couldn't get a current form of ID because they wouldn't give me the money to pay for it. FML.

DI-RE-CT DE-PO-SIT!

--Mags

lol that wont help him get his money out of the bank. Unless he can pay for his new ID online without a debit card or something. lol sounds like he needs to borrow some money from someone to get a new ID.