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Re: OT: Obese man sat in chair for 2 years, skin fused to chair 

Post#921 » by Greenie » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:48 pm

this is so nasty
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Post#922 » by br7knicks » Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:56 pm

haha yeah, this was on free beer and hot wings this morning
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Re: [Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 2) 

Post#923 » by adjacent2bench » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:10 pm

Just made this GIF for whenever Brick Mason does something silly.

Can ya'll think of any other caption for that? As a kid I always hated that part because Mase was my favorite rapper lol.

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Post#924 » by HighRyzer83 » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:11 pm

NoMoreThrees wrote:No doubt dude was on welfare or disability or some ish and the girl and her "roommate" were just pocketing the cash. Gross though lol how you live with that.

Bingo. People like him have many gov't provided benefits, or should I say benefits that we the tax payers provide. Im pretty sure she was there for the free rent too, yes they get free rent, as well as his roommate whom Im pretty sure she was banging. Im also sure he was mentally challenged. Case solved.
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Re: [Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 2) 

Post#925 » by Subway Token » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:38 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=t4H_Zoh7G5A

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Post#926 » by GONYK » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:52 pm

There are very few directors working today who are better than Chris Nolan.

James Cameron is not one of them. Granted, his visuals on Avatar were incredible and he actually created a different world, but you can just roll out Pocahontas with blue people and call it a new movie.
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Re: [Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 2) 

Post#927 » by ComboGuardCity » Fri Apr 1, 2011 5:12 am

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ComboGuardCity wrote:Does the 96 machine have the portability and efficiency the 2011 machine does? Not even close. However, the speed difference is negligible between the two devices. Maybe a worth application will become available that will utilize the dual core processor, but as of now, the NC is running the same applications quite well. What other task is the average person going to need a tablet for?


I guess the experience can't be explained in mere words. You would need to have the xoom for a few days to truly understand why it's a superior device and clearly worth the added premium.

I also believe Google is only allowing manufacturers to use Honeycomb on dual core devices, suggesting that the OS is optimized for dual core processors. Google is also with holding the source for Honeycomb. Reason would be that Honeycomb doesn't run as well on last generation processors, also evidenced by Nook color users suggesting Honeycomb to be buggy and laggy.

Also, the accelerometer was not designed for gaming in the Nook color. Any game that relies on the accelerometer is pretty useless. Not that the NC is bad, just that the XOOM is the first device Google intended to run Honeycomb. At this point, I wouldn't downgrade.

Once you've played with a xoom for a considerable amount of time I think you would agree as well. if anything, Ill be moving up to Galaxy 10.1" Tab. That device looks even sicker then the xoom and is much lighter.

There's an evolution that happens in technology, where newer devices clearly surpass the earlier generations.

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G1->Droid->Nexus One->Galaxy S 4g->Atrix ( all within 2 - 3 years)

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Nook Color->Galaxy Tab 7" -> Xoom

The xoom is the next generation device. Choosing the NC over the xoom would be akin to choosing a G1 when a Nexus One has already been released.


I can agree on that. I only used the Xoom when I went to get a phone with a friend. Its definitely not enough time to completely dive into honeycomb.

On another note, the ASUS transformer only $399? Ridiculously good deal if its true.
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Re: [Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 2) 

Post#928 » by ITGM » Fri Apr 1, 2011 5:13 am

Hours ago, the NBA/NBPA Anti-Drug enforcement conducted a surprise drug test on a Mr Christopher Wesson Bosh (a current a member of the Miami Heat). There is a report circulating that an abnormality was discovered while evaluating the blood samples obtained from Mr Bosh. Authorities were stunned to find absurd amount of estrogen levels, and could not detect a single trace of testosterone.

Commissioner David Stern had this to say, " I really should not comment on this issue, because we are still in the preliminary stages of the investigation. However, if these reports reveal to be accurate, I embrace this serendipitous moment and encourage more women to enter in this years draft. It has always been my dream to integrate the league with players such as Mr/Ms Bosh."

Christopher Wesson Bosh refused to comment on the matter, but his teammate Lebron James had this to say, "Wait... does this mean I'm not gay?"


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Re: OT: Obese man sat in chair for 2 years, skin fused to chair 

Post#929 » by Knicksfan20 » Fri Apr 1, 2011 11:16 am

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Cliff Levingston wrote:...does anyone else now doubt why so many people around the world hate Americans?


Because we're better than they are?

...Or are you saying people around the world hate us because we eat all of their food and poop on ourselves? Because if that's how you view us than YOU'RE ONLY PARTIALLY RIGHT MY FIREND! We DON'T eat all their food.

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America sucks as a country. You need to open your eyes if you feel otherwise. Some of the greediest most selfish people live in this country. People here worship movie stars and sports athletes as if they are better then everyone else. Not to mention people like Snookie from the jersey shore. She got paid 32k to make an apperance @ Rutgers. I mean seriously, who the **** is she really?

There is a lot wrong with this country man, i hate a lot about the USA and i LIVE here. I can imagine how people who dont live here feel.
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Re: [Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 2) 

Post#930 » by knicks742 » Fri Apr 1, 2011 3:03 pm

While this country is not perfect, it gives a lot of opportunities for people to maximize their potential. I came from another country during middle school, went to high school/college here even though my parents were not rich and now I am successful at what I do and can afford Knicks season tickets and other ammenities of life. I would never have been able to do this in my home country and I am not sure there are a lot of other places out there that give you that kind of opportunity.

Btw, having lived in another country for a lot of my childhood and going back, i can tell you one of the reasons they hate us is jealousy for the opportunities that we do have here. That's why many of the same people who "hate" this country are the ones who end up moving here.
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Post#931 » by Jmonty580 » Fri Apr 1, 2011 3:49 pm

knicks742 wrote:While this country is not perfect, it gives a lot of opportunities for people to maximize their potential. I came from another country during middle school, went to high school/college here even though my parents were not rich and now I am successful at what I do and can afford Knicks season tickets and other ammenities of life. I would never have been able to do this in my home country and I am not sure there are a lot of other places out there that give you that kind of opportunity.

Btw, having lived in another country for a lot of my childhood and going back, i can tell you one of the reasons they hate us is jealousy for the opportunities that we do have here. That's why many of the same people who "hate" this country are the ones who end up moving here.


Some of it is def jealousy but some of it is because of our selfcentered arragence too. Most Americans care and know only of the US, the rest of the world is non-existant and not overly relevant. It makes us look pretty ignorant when we leave the country, and I think alot of people in other countries (even established countries) resent us for our attitude (as a whole).

On the flip side this country is amazing so I know what you mean. As I type this i have family in Ivory coast with a civil war going on right outside of their house. We dont really have to worry about this type of thing in the US. I just pray they get through their situation saftely. We dont have these types of concerns in the US. instead we complain because of pot holes, and taxes that are too high. Alot of people in third world countries would love to pay the taxes we pay if it means getting the benefits we get of living in the US.
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Re: [Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 2) 

Post#932 » by atribecalledrch » Fri Apr 1, 2011 4:52 pm

America sucks(the people not the country as a whole) While it is one of the greatest places to prosper, the people here are asses. Look we're in hard times and the rich people still want a break? Stop it B. We have so much and waste it. We got people out here wearin Louis and Gucci and Fendi and Brand new Dre Beats and they ridin on the goddamn Bus. My dude you coulda bout yourself a hooptie with that money. You coulda got your rent on point, invest, do all that. People here don't know how to spend their money and they let the rich people influence how they should live their lives while ironically, the richest of the rich don't live like that. Look at Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. You look at their lifestyles and would be shocked at how modest it is. I'd love to have Bill Gates as a dad because he encouraged his kids in the best way possible that these rich parents don't do. He told them go out and get YOUR money. Don't live off me because I ain't givin you shyt that you don't need. You see him going crazy in Bergdorf Goodman? NO Do you see him with a 20 room mansion where some of the rooms he won't even see? NO And the people here are a bunch of gluttons. We're not the fattest nation because we eat too much fatty foods. We're the fattest because WE EAT TOO DAMN MUCH. And on the Snooki gettin paid 32K to speak at Rutgers? WTF!!!??? Rutgers is already wild. Why make it wilder?! She said. " Study hard but party harder" :0 Are you KIDDING ME??? This is a land of fat bumbling idiots. Here want is more important than need and it needs to stop. People don't hate us because their jealous. They hate us because we're fatass nosy bullies that don't know what we have and . And noone likes a fat bully.
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Post#933 » by knicks742 » Fri Apr 1, 2011 5:10 pm

atribecalledrch wrote:America sucks(the people not the country as a whole) While it is one of the greatest places to prosper, the people here are asses. Look we're in hard times and the rich people still want a break? Stop it B. We have so much and waste it. We got people out here wearin Louis and Gucci and Fendi and Brand new Dre Beats and they ridin on the goddamn Bus. My dude you coulda bout yourself a hooptie with that money. You coulda got your rent on point, invest, do all that. People here don't know how to spend their money and they let the rich people influence how they should live their lives while ironically, the richest of the rich don't live like that. Look at Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. You look at their lifestyles and would be shocked at how modest it is. I'd love to have Bill Gates as a dad because he encouraged his kids in the best way possible that these rich parents don't do. He told them go out and get YOUR money. Don't live off me because I ain't givin you shyt that you don't need. You see him going crazy in Bergdorf Goodman? NO Do you see him with a 20 room mansion where some of the rooms he won't even see? NO And the people here are a bunch of gluttons. We're not the fattest nation because we eat too much fatty foods. We're the fattest because WE EAT TOO DAMN MUCH. And on the Snooki gettin paid 32K to speak at Rutgers? WTF!!!??? Rutgers is already wild. Why make it wilder?! She said. " Study hard but party harder" :0 Are you KIDDING ME??? This is a land of fat bumbling idiots. Here want is more important than need and it needs to stop. People don't hate us because their jealous. They hate us because we're fatass nosy bullies that don't know what we have and . And noone likes a fat bully.


I disagree with everything you said. People have the right to make whatever choices they want, they just don't get to complain if they make the wrong choices. Live and let live is what I say. *goes back shopping to the gucci site*
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Post#934 » by Knicksfan20 » Fri Apr 1, 2011 5:10 pm

atribecalledrch wrote:America sucks(the people not the country as a whole) While it is one of the greatest places to prosper, the people here are asses. Look we're in hard times and the rich people still want a break? Stop it B. We have so much and waste it. We got people out here wearin Louis and Gucci and Fendi and Brand new Dre Beats and they ridin on the goddamn Bus. My dude you coulda bout yourself a hooptie with that money. You coulda got your rent on point, invest, do all that. People here don't know how to spend their money and they let the rich people influence how they should live their lives while ironically, the richest of the rich don't live like that. Look at Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. You look at their lifestyles and would be shocked at how modest it is. I'd love to have Bill Gates as a dad because he encouraged his kids in the best way possible that these rich parents don't do. He told them go out and get YOUR money. Don't live off me because I ain't givin you shyt that you don't need. You see him going crazy in Bergdorf Goodman? NO Do you see him with a 20 room mansion where some of the rooms he won't even see? NO And the people here are a bunch of gluttons. We're not the fattest nation because we eat too much fatty foods. We're the fattest because WE EAT TOO DAMN MUCH. And on the Snooki gettin paid 32K to speak at Rutgers? WTF!!!??? Rutgers is already wild. Why make it wilder?! She said. " Study hard but party harder" :0 Are you KIDDING ME??? This is a land of fat bumbling idiots. Here want is more important than need and it needs to stop. People don't hate us because their jealous. They hate us because we're fatass nosy bullies that don't know what we have and . And noone likes a fat bully.


Your post is on point. I agree wholeheartedly. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer in this country, thats how it works. Its a shame.

One thing to add, most gas companies make a KILLING. They are already billionaires, yet they continue to raise the gas prices. I understand the war in libia and whatever, but even before that. They know they can get away with raising because people wil still buy it. Its a shamne i spend nearly 100 dollars a week on gas alone. Its almost not even worth it to go to work, i should just let myself get laid off and stay home and collect. At least taht way i wont have to waste a ton of gas.

edit: lets not forget about the greed of carmelo anthony either while we are on the subject. Dude already has himself a forture, yet he needed to collect now instead of waiting a few months to join a better team. Its a shame really.
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Post#935 » by Rasho Brezec » Fri Apr 1, 2011 5:17 pm

That was a pretty good post.
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Post#937 » by Jmonty580 » Fri Apr 1, 2011 5:28 pm

atribecalledrch wrote:America sucks(the people not the country as a whole) While it is one of the greatest places to prosper, the people here are asses. Look we're in hard times and the rich people still want a break? Stop it B. We have so much and waste it. We got people out here wearin Louis and Gucci and Fendi and Brand new Dre Beats and they ridin on the goddamn Bus. My dude you coulda bout yourself a hooptie with that money. You coulda got your rent on point, invest, do all that. People here don't know how to spend their money and they let the rich people influence how they should live their lives while ironically, the richest of the rich don't live like that. Look at Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. You look at their lifestyles and would be shocked at how modest it is. I'd love to have Bill Gates as a dad because he encouraged his kids in the best way possible that these rich parents don't do. He told them go out and get YOUR money. Don't live off me because I ain't givin you shyt that you don't need. You see him going crazy in Bergdorf Goodman? NO Do you see him with a 20 room mansion where some of the rooms he won't even see? NO And the people here are a bunch of gluttons. We're not the fattest nation because we eat too much fatty foods. We're the fattest because WE EAT TOO DAMN MUCH. And on the Snooki gettin paid 32K to speak at Rutgers? WTF!!!??? Rutgers is already wild. Why make it wilder?! She said. " Study hard but party harder" :0 Are you KIDDING ME??? This is a land of fat bumbling idiots. Here want is more important than need and it needs to stop. People don't hate us because their jealous. They hate us because we're fatass nosy bullies that don't know what we have and . And noone likes a fat bully.


I see what your saying and I partially agree. Look alot of people here make stupid decision. People in this country blindly believe whatever they see on tv and it causes alot of people to make really stupid decisions. The idiot box tells you that you need a new pair of Jordans so you get them. It tells you that you have to have an Xbox 360 so you get one, the list goes on and on and on. Meanwhile people from other countries come here and rock clothes from walmart and eat lunch from home while they save up enough money to get a nice house and a honda accord to get them to and from work. Their kids college educations will be paid for in full because they saved for it, so their kids will have a head start in life graduating school and not being in debt.

The US way is messed up. Even some of the rich have this menality, onl some of them are so rich that it doesnt negatively affect their lives like it does your average income household.

But dont get it twisted, alot hate us because we CAN be this ignorant and things still go fairly well for us. The Ghetto? You know how many people in Nimibia wish they could live in a NY ghetto? or in the "slums" of detriot? Free medical attention for the poor? in some of these countries people just die. food stamps? yea right, try eat whatever you can get your hands on however you can get. Dreams of moving up in life if you put in the hard work? That doesnt exist in some countries unless you move OUT, and even then it cost money and you need resources to get out. Alot of people are jealous because of what we have. They also may look down on us for not taking advantage of what we have, but more so than anything its a jealous that stems from us having and them not only not having, but also not really having any hope of having anything close to what we have.

My wife was born in raised outside of the US and i've learned different ways and its like I've been awokened. I swear most Americans are blind to any other way of life, and our lower level saftey net ensures that it never gets too bad for the most irresponsible of us. Thats good for the rich, keeps the poor content enough to not rob steal and kill from the rich on a regular basis. People are jealous of what we have, AND they despise that we miss use and dont appreicate it as well.
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Post#938 » by knicks742 » Fri Apr 1, 2011 6:59 pm

Is it wrong that a bunch of us have been bombarding a friend of ours with Happy Birthday posts on fb even though it's not his bday but because it's april's fools day?
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Post#939 » by Subway Token » Fri Apr 1, 2011 7:44 pm

knicks742 wrote:Is it wrong that a bunch of us have been bombarding a friend of ours with Happy Birthday posts on fb even though it's not his bday but because it's april's fools day?


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Post#940 » by knicks742 » Fri Apr 1, 2011 8:10 pm

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knicks742 wrote:Is it wrong that a bunch of us have been bombarding a friend of ours with Happy Birthday posts on fb even though it's not his bday but because it's april's fools day?


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THATS A GREAT IDEA


We thought so but now he is not appreciating our idea so much, lol.

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