The greatest Jazz holiday! OSTERTAG!

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The greatest Jazz holiday! OSTERTAG! 

Post#1 » by DelaneyRudd » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:44 am

Yes, it's that magical day of the year where we celebrate how after one year in Sacramento (which is Spanish for Sacrament) Ostertag (which is German for Easter Day) returned to us and showed us what being a Jazz fan is truly about. His largeness in size, lackness in mobility, and paleness in skin has been a shining beacon to us as we find hope and solace in our darkest hours.

In honor of Ostertag I will hide bottles of beer that all the good little boys and girls can find and we shall eat chicken wings.


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Re: The greatest Jazz holiday! OSTERTAG! 

Post#2 » by babyjax13 » Sun Apr 24, 2011 6:47 am

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Re: The greatest Jazz holiday! OSTERTAG! 

Post#3 » by HammerDunk » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:25 am

Niiiice. Playgirl baby, playgirl...
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Re: The greatest Jazz holiday! OSTERTAG! 

Post#4 » by Neon Black » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:49 am

At least he showed up in the playoffs when the mailman just mailed it in.
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Post#5 » by ColdBlue » Sun Apr 24, 2011 5:51 pm

Haha... good one DR... except that now I'm having flashbacks of throwing empty beer bottles at the TV.
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Post#6 » by Neon Black » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:40 am

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Post#7 » by Jampod » Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:32 am

He was so dreamy.
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Re: The greatest Jazz holiday! OSTERTAG! 

Post#8 » by StocktonShorts » Mon Apr 25, 2011 2:44 am

Who has the worst tattoo(s)? D-Will or Ostertag?
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