OT: Newest prospect sure to freak out Leaf nation

dagger · Post #1 » by **dagger** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:49 pm

The mods will hoist this over to another board, but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this tape of the Leafs newest goal prospect. This has to be a freak-out for the suburban whitebread fan base. Clearly Burke will do anything to build a winner, props to him. Don't miss the lyrics and the invitation he issues to the show's host. I wonder what Glen Silvestri thinks of this...

http://blogs.thescore.com/nhl/2011/04/2 ... ontestant/

bboyskinnylegs · Post #2 » by **bboyskinnylegs** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:53 pm

dillio · Post #3 » by **dillio** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:54 pm

No audio because I'm at work but I don't get it. They're going to freak out because he's a black kid and dresses with baggy clothes? Or are the lyrics really that bad?

dagger · Post #4 » by **dagger** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:57 pm

dillio wrote:No audio because I'm at work but I don't get it. They're going to freak out because he's a black kid and dresses with baggy clothes? Or are the lyrics really that bad?

It loses a lot without the lyrics

Post #5 » by **5DOM** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:57 pm

It's better with audio.

Callaway · Post #6 » by **Callaway** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:57 pm

dillio wrote:No audio because I'm at work but I don't get it. They're going to freak out because he's a black kid and dresses with baggy clothes? Or are the lyrics really that bad?

Be thankful you didn't have to hear him...brutal.

Post #7 » by **Alfred** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:58 pm

The lyrics are terrible.

Lord Eder · Post #8 » by **Lord Eder** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:58 pm

dillio wrote:No audio because I'm at work but I don't get it. They're going to freak out because he's a black kid and dresses with baggy clothes? Or are the lyrics really that bad?

Depends. What's your stance on bananas?

Tenacious_C · Post #9 » by **Tenacious_C** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:59 pm

MC Maple Leaf!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Edit: I can't wait for Emery to kick his ass

Post #10 » by **Schad** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:00 pm

dillio wrote:No audio because I'm at work but I don't get it. They're going to freak out because he's a black kid and dresses with baggy clothes? Or are the lyrics really that bad?

Even without audio, you can probably notice the part where he simulates a sex act in front of a woman twice his age.

SDM · Post #11 » by **SDM** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:00 pm

1:54-1:58

wtfbosh · Post #12 » by **wtfbosh** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:01 pm

Mark in da Park and Based God collab please.

savierdcglobe · Post #13 » by **savierdcglobe** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:03 pm

In Sweden, do they know some of the words he's saying are not for TV - do they know he is swearing?

Post #14 » by **darth_federer** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:07 pm

According to the Swedish news outlet Aftonbladet, the Maple Leafs are looking to add once again to their very deep pool of goaltending prospects. The Toronto Maple Leafs and the San Jose Sharks are reportedly the two front runners for the services of Mark Owuya, a young standout netminder out of the Swedish Eliteserien. Playing as a 21 year old rookie, Owuya stole the starting job for the Djugarden hockey club and went on to post a 2.18 GAA and .927 SV%, good for third and first overall respectively among qualifying goaltenders this past season. For comparison’s sake, Jonas Gustavsson recorded a 1.97 GAA and .932 SV% during his last year in the Eliteserien, albeit at 24 years of age.

Haters gonna hate

Hypz · Post #15 » by **Hypz** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:08 pm

HAHAHA isn't it a little too late for April Fools, Maple Leafs?

Crane08 · Post #16 » by **Crane08** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:11 pm

ROFL "nikka u trippin"

Tenacious_C · Post #17 » by **Tenacious_C** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:14 pm

WTF is wrong with MLSE?

So depressing

snomeister · Post #18 » by **snomeister** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:18 pm

Kid needs some sense slapped into him.

LodzBaluty · Post #19 » by **LodzBaluty** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:26 pm

Ouch... not very original, and a bit of a poser... but can he stop the puck?

sauga_raptor · Post #20 » by **sauga_raptor** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:29 pm

WTF!!!! hahhahahaaahahha