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Post #661 » by **Slava** » Mon May 2, 2011 12:35 am

My barren spell is kind of killing me.

Post #662 » by **Slava** » Mon May 2, 2011 12:36 am

Anyone remember that episode of Two and half men where a woman starts a website about Charlie and all the women in town kind of start reading his lines before he tries to flirt. I kind of suspect something similar is going on with me. Two women I know even deleted me off facebook for no reason :-?

Jetset · Post #663 » by **Jetset** » Mon May 2, 2011 12:40 am

So how'd you piss in their corn flakes? By sitting or standing?

Post #664 » by **Slava** » Mon May 2, 2011 12:43 am

I sat down, I couldn't risk soiling the dining table cloth.

Base · Post #665 » by **Base** » Mon May 2, 2011 12:54 am

I live in Hawaii and all, but I rather have John Clay from Wisconsin than Alex Green from Hawaii.

C'mon Green Bay (Easy ass choice for Clay. He would stay in his hometown). That's a huge DERP!

Jetset · Post #666 » by **Jetset** » Mon May 2, 2011 1:22 am

Base wrote:I live in Hawaii and all, but I rather have John Clay from Wisconsin than Alex Green from Hawaii.

C'mon Green Bay (Easy ass choice for Clay. He would stay in his hometown). That's a huge DERP!

You guys had a great draft, Randall Cobb is a good pick. You wanna talk about derps, look at Pittsburgh's draft. Terrible from top to bottom.

SlavaMedvedenko wrote:I sat down, I couldn't risk soiling the dining table cloth.

Concerned about the cleanliness of a table cloth and sitting while you pee? You gotta man up Slava, if you don't you'll be barren the rest of your life. You have small, dainty hands you can't pleasure yourself the rest of your life.

Imadogg · Post #667 » by **Imadogg** » Mon May 2, 2011 1:00 pm

Game 1 tix nigs

http://tinyurl.com/lakesg1

Gek · Post #668 » by **Gek** » Mon May 2, 2011 3:14 pm

U-Borat wrote:lewis was playing behind a vastly inexperienced oline his soph year too...

someone interpret this for me-
kinda seeing girl
have an argument because she has exams coming up and can't be bothered to see/deal with me until they're all done

how is this even remotely rational someone please explain

Didn't stop Ray Graham from contributing.

There were some games where Lewis was just unbearable to watch out there on a team that was generally unbearable to watch.

Wavy Q · Post #669 » by **Wavy Q** » Mon May 2, 2011 4:03 pm

Imadogg wrote:Game 1 tix nigs

http://tinyurl.com/lakesg1

God Lakers tickets are ridiculous. I went to Heat game 1 in Miami, 150 bucks for lower bowl tickets.

Gek · Post #670 » by **Gek** » Mon May 2, 2011 4:30 pm

You used to be able to get 10-15th row 76er tickets for 150 for a pair mid court two years ago

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Gek · Post #671 » by **Gek** » Mon May 2, 2011 7:08 pm

I believe it's a college thing.

Imadogg · Post #672 » by **Imadogg** » Mon May 2, 2011 7:36 pm

Jay From LA wrote:
Imadogg wrote:Game 1 tix nigs

http://tinyurl.com/lakesg1

God Lakers tickets are ridiculous. I went to Heat game 1 in Miami, 150 bucks for lower bowl tickets.

**** agreed man. That's my listing haha. Started the bidding at at 300 for 3 tix... cuz I bought em at face value for $287 ($85 a ticket plus **** ticketmaster fees). They cost wayyyyy too much

Post #673 » by **TyCobb** » Mon May 2, 2011 7:42 pm

That's a lot of work for $13 bucks.

Jetset · Post #674 » by **Jetset** » Mon May 2, 2011 9:12 pm

Bin Laden............

Wavy Q · Post #675 » by **Wavy Q** » Mon May 2, 2011 9:21 pm

U-Borat wrote:yeah heat tckets are so cheap...how are you a lakers fan im miami?!

Lived in LA formy 20 years of existence before transferring to UM

Jetset · Post #676 » by **Jetset** » Mon May 2, 2011 9:22 pm

Damn didn't see the Bin Laden tread >_>

Imadogg · Post #677 » by **Imadogg** » Mon May 2, 2011 10:06 pm

TyCobb wrote:That's a lot of work for $13 bucks.

Ebay will take a % too.... CMON LAST SECOND BIDDERS

Oh yea plus I wanted to go, but I got **** work and couldn't get it off.

Jetset · Post #678 » by **Jetset** » Mon May 2, 2011 10:18 pm

I'm broke dawg. Less money, less problems fo' show

Gek · Post #679 » by **Gek** » Tue May 3, 2011 2:10 am

I avoid the main library during finals, every floor is packed by what we call "Club Hillman"... all the dumbasses that go for the "social aspects" of studying.

The main library on campus is called Hillman Library

I usually hang out in the econ, med school or business school libraries. The engineering one has become over run by clubbies as well.

Leor_77 · Post #680 » by **Leor_77** » Tue May 3, 2011 2:47 am

Alright...Let's just make sure we don't settle for too many jump shots - I have no doubt Dallas will play zone defense on us, and will dare us to shoot jumpers. Have to make sure we pound the post.