[Official NYK Board Community Thread] NSFW (Part 3)

[kane2021]

So I got a call around mid night from a woman I had not seen for a few months. Said she was happy to have the next day off. Then said she had some weed for me. So i got the hint.

So I role through. We get nice. She flatters me with compliments. I didnt need to get the hint.

We go at it for a hour and a half. She nutted 11 times according to her math. I ran out of gas. She finished the job for me.

She fell asleep. So I saw my way out and locked the bottom lock. Got a news paper and stopped off at the waffle spot for breakfast. And cheated on my diet like a mofo. Grits, scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, grilled chicken biscuit, a fat waffle the size of the plate, 2 cups of coffee and a glass of milk.

All the country folks was amazed by my presence and at first seemed unsure. Black levis. Yellow and black big pony mercer club. Black Liz Claiborne jacket. Pirates hat. With gold and diamonds everywhere but my teeth. I stopped rocking gold teeth 15 years ago. But once I cracked a red eye snarling smile they seemed pleasant with my presence. I dogged all the food while the country folks waved and smiled.

Went outside and smoked a black until the sun came up. Drove home listening to R.A.G.U. Parked my truck on the lawn in front of my apartment complex instead of my parking spot. Jumped in the shower. Typed up a post in the Jabbar thread. Then went to sleep.

Great night. Until I was awaken by a horrible banging noise. Then I heard shots. Im like WTF? Im under attack! I jump out of bed and grab a weapon. Im from the hood man. Pop pop pop. I yell out **** you! Then silence. I hear some voices. Then I hear foot steps above my head. Mind you I live on the top floor! These suckas on the roof trying to dig into my crib from the top.

I peak out the window and I see some **** falling. I look down and I see a pile shingles! Elevated mole ass **** trying to burl they way in. Im awake now and alert. POP POP POP! I walk fast out the bedroom weapon in hand and check out the front windows. NO CARS IN THE PARKING LOT! They all in the street. My truck is on the lawn still.

Bump it. Im going out side and what ever happens happens. I open the front door and there is a letter taped to it. I snatch it and close the door. My heart is racing. Here is what the letter says word for word.

***"Please move vehicles to road or away from building Starting Thursday and Friday until complete. We will be replacing roof on building"***

Word to everything. True story.

[atribecalledrch]

So I got a call around mid night from a woman I had not seen for a few months. Said she was happy to have the next day off. Then said she had some weed for me. So i got the hint.

So I role through. We get nice. She flatters me with compliments. I didnt need to get the hint.

We go at it for a hour and a half. She nutted 11 times according to her math. I ran out of gas. She finished the job for me.

She fell asleep. So I saw my way out and locked the bottom lock. Got a news paper and stopped off at the waffle spot for breakfast. And cheated on my diet like a mofo. Grits, scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, grilled chicken biscuit, a fat waffle the size of the plate, 2 cups of coffee and a glass of milk.

All the country folks was amazed by my presence and at first seemed unsure. Black levis. Yellow and black big pony mercer club. Black Liz Claiborne jacket. Pirates hat. With gold and diamonds everywhere but my teeth. I stopped rocking gold teeth 15 years ago. But once I cracked a red eye snarling smile they seemed pleasant with my presence. I dogged all the food while the country folks waved and smiled.

Went outside and smoked a black until the sun came up. Drove home listening to R.A.G.U. Parked my truck on the lawn in front of my apartment complex instead of my parking spot. Jumped in the shower. Typed up a post in the Jabbar thread. Then went to sleep.

Great night. Until I was awaken by a horrible banging noise. Then I heard shots. Im like WTF? Im under attack! I jump out of bed and grab a weapon. Im from the hood man. Pop pop pop. I yell out **** you! Then silence. I hear some voices. Then I hear foot steps above my head. Mind you I live on the top floor! These suckas on the roof trying to dig into my crib from the top.

I peak out the window and I see some **** falling. I look down and I see a pile shingles! Elevated mole ass **** trying to burl they way in. Im awake now and alert. POP POP POP! I walk fast out the bedroom weapon in hand and check out the front windows. NO CARS IN THE PARKING LOT! They all in the street. My truck is on the lawn still.

Bump it. Im going out side and what ever happens happens. I open the front door and there is a letter taped to it. I snatch it and close the door. My heart is racing. Here is what the letter says word for word.

***"Please move vehicles to road or away from building Starting Thursday and Friday until complete. We will be replacing roof on building"***

Word to everything. True story.

:Lol: Great story. The after sex feast is always a rewwarding meal. And lesson learned. Don't fuhk with Southerners and their roofs.

[DE FENSE]

Anyone know what time its happening on Saturday? I want to have some more premarital sex with my girlfriend before I get sent off to hell.

[defjux21]

So I got a call around mid night from a woman I had not seen for a few months. Said she was happy to have the next day off. Then said she had some weed for me. So i got the hint.

So I role through. We get nice. She flatters me with compliments. I didnt need to get the hint.

We go at it for a hour and a half. She nutted 11 times according to her math. I ran out of gas. She finished the job for me.

She fell asleep. So I saw my way out and locked the bottom lock. Got a news paper and stopped off at the waffle spot for breakfast. And cheated on my diet like a mofo. Grits, scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, grilled chicken biscuit, a fat waffle the size of the plate, 2 cups of coffee and a glass of milk.

All the country folks was amazed by my presence and at first seemed unsure. Black levis. Yellow and black big pony mercer club. Black Liz Claiborne jacket. Pirates hat. With gold and diamonds everywhere but my teeth. I stopped rocking gold teeth 15 years ago. But once I cracked a red eye snarling smile they seemed pleasant with my presence. I dogged all the food while the country folks waved and smiled.

Went outside and smoked a black until the sun came up. Drove home listening to R.A.G.U. Parked my truck on the lawn in front of my apartment complex instead of my parking spot. Jumped in the shower. Typed up a post in the Jabbar thread. Then went to sleep.

Great night. Until I was awaken by a horrible banging noise. Then I heard shots. Im like WTF? Im under attack! I jump out of bed and grab a weapon. Im from the hood man. Pop pop pop. I yell out **** you! Then silence. I hear some voices. Then I hear foot steps above my head. Mind you I live on the top floor! These suckas on the roof trying to dig into my crib from the top.

I peak out the window and I see some **** falling. I look down and I see a pile shingles! Elevated mole ass **** trying to burl they way in. Im awake now and alert. POP POP POP! I walk fast out the bedroom weapon in hand and check out the front windows. NO CARS IN THE PARKING LOT! They all in the street. My truck is on the lawn still.

Bump it. Im going out side and what ever happens happens. I open the front door and there is a letter taped to it. I snatch it and close the door. My heart is racing. Here is what the letter says word for word.

***"Please move vehicles to road or away from building Starting Thursday and Friday until complete. We will be replacing roof on building"***

Word to everything. True story.

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Good stuff, Kane.

[Jmonty580]

I mean you called and myself and any other Christians idiots pretty much. Thats pretty offensive. I really dont take offense though I just let stuff like that bounce off. These people dont represent all Christians, just like these radical Mulsim groups dont represent all Muslims. They're veiws are twisted and dont even come close to reflecting what most Christians think. To lump all Christians in with any group that claims to be Christian and call them all idiots isnt fair.

I have spent my entire life around these people and seen all their bullshyt whether from the super radicals to the simple reformed. This religion alone has brought so many pain and suffering when it was supposed to bring peace and love. The whole idea of Jesus is another thing which I find difficult to believe. I've never seen an Israeli with Brown hair and blue eyes. I can go off for days on Christianity and all the discussions I've had with Christians and people trying to get me into church but it would just be futile since a Christians faith to their religion is so strong it blinds them and theirs so many thing sin the Bible that just contradicts itself. When you look at Islam many people say how extreme it could get but I ask this: How many Peter Popoff's have their been in Islam? How many Imams have been accused and charged with sexual molestation? Islam might be have it's extremes but it does what religion was intended to do: keep beliefs and values strong and morals in check. We live in a Christian nation and their is no moral balance at all. 78% of the population is Christian Every practice comes into question from going to church every Sunday to abstaining from premarital sex. I fully understand of the good message that was intended to be spread in the early age of religion but overtime this religion, more than the other Big 2, have just gone downhill and very fast. And it was basically self destruction. I was wrong for saying ALL Christians are idiots but a large majority of them are. I remember being in the gym last Tuesday hearing him speak how the world was just gonna end Saturday and I asked myself, If the world is ending in a week WTF are u doing in a gym?" It's just amazing how no other religion surrounds itself and others with such widespread BS. And you know what it's not just Christianity, more BS goes on there, but most of these religions are getting to a point where they all need to cease to exist. What is the purpose of it anymore?

Oh trust me i hear and understand your frustrations there, I was a skeptic myself for a long time. At one point in time i was sort of a half believer which doesnt really make any sense coming out of my mouth now, but I concluded that if there was a hell Id be going to it lol. So I dont believe in people pushing Christianity on you, truth is the ones trying to help you still need a ton of help themselves so how are they in a position to really help you? I agree with what you say about alot of "Christians" heres the problem though, the majority of "Christians" arent Christians. Christianity has almost become something that your born into in this country. Your parents call themseleve Christians so you automatically accept that title. These people dont attend church regularlry and they dont read the bible. Most of the dont even care whats in the bible and when they need to prove a point using the bible they simply google! I feel you have this opinion of Christians because there are a large percentage of people in this country who misrepresent what a Christian is. They dont know what a Christian is. They have ignorant misguided beliefs that they feel strongly about but dont know if its in the bible or where it came from. I'm far from a bible scholar, but I try to read and study and work to further my knowledge while continuing to keep connected with God. In other words I'm growing and working towards becoming the best Christian I can be. My feeling is that alot of Christians dont do this, and think that by simply calling themselves Chritsians and half believing what the bible says they're covered. Problem is anyone can call themselves anything they want. So we have a ton of Christians that arent Christians and dont even strive to be. These are the people I think your reffering to. The Christians who are truely Christians, wouldnt do stuff like this.

But yea it was just that part where you say all Christians are idiots, I dont think thats fair. Are there alot of people who do things in the name of Jesus and Christianity that are riduclous? Ofcourse there is no denying that, all i can say is that these people are extremely misguided and gullable. Just like the people who are quitting their jobs and giving away all their stuff because someone has told them the end of the world is here. The bible says the complete opposite, I bet most of them rarely if ever pick it up and read it for themselves.

[Starks1994]

Also, just to piggyback Jmonty, most Christians don't take the bible literally. Very early in life we learn that it is largely metaphorical and symbolic guidelines to be a good person. Civilization would be chaos without laws and the same holds true for spirituality. When people start taking this literally, that's when problems arise be it from "the sky is fallen cries" an Inquisition or basic social justice.

Don't call us idiots though. A great deal of history's most prolific, intelligent, and influential figures were Christians. Martin Luther King Jr. isn't an idiot. Gallelio wasn't an idiot (though condemned at the time). Without religion to fuel these figures the world wouldn't be the same.

[Jmonty580]

Also, just to piggyback Jmonty, most Christians don't take the bible literally. Very early in life we learn that it is largely metaphorical and symbolic guidelines to be a good person. Civilization would be chaos without laws and the same holds true for spirituality. When people start taking this literally, that's when problems arise be it from "the sky is fallen cries" an Inquisition or basic social justice.

Don't call us idiots though. A great deal of history's most prolific, intelligent, and influential figures were Christians. Martin Luther King Jr. isn't an idiot. Gallelio wasn't an idiot (though condemned at the time). Without religion to fuel these figures the world wouldn't be the same.

Yea, some of it the bible tells you not to take literally. Then because of that some people just assume its all a bunch of fairy tales. I actually believe the miracles in the bible actually happened. Mosses parting the red sea, sounds nuts but I believe through God all things are possible. I also think alot of those miracles are also double entrndres and have further meaning than just the miracle itself. But yea Jesus speaks alot of parables and he tells you this much. And the bible tells you some stories are just that.. Some people misunderstand.

[MaseInYourFace]

The dirty blonde brad pitt looking dude in the pics ain't Jesus. See there are two Jesus'. There is the one in the pic and the real life one. Most people don't really know too much about the real life one...

[Subway Token]

Kane you live the most interesting life evar.

[knicks742]

So I got a call around mid night from a woman I had not seen for a few months. Said she was happy to have the next day off. Then said she had some weed for me. So i got the hint. <BR itxtNodeId="1037"><BR itxtNodeId="1036">So I role through. We get nice. She flatters me with compliments. I didnt need to get the hint. <BR itxtNodeId="1035"><BR itxtNodeId="1034">We go at it for a hour and a half. She nutted 11 times according to her math. I ran out of gas. She finished the job for me. <BR itxtNodeId="1033"><BR itxtNodeId="1032">She fell asleep. So I saw my way out and locked the bottom lock. Got a news paper and stopped off at the waffle spot for breakfast. And cheated on my diet like a mofo. Grits, scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, grilled chicken biscuit, a fat waffle the size of the plate, 2 cups of coffee and a glass of milk. <BR itxtNodeId="1031"><BR itxtNodeId="1030">All the country folks was amazed by my presence and at first seemed unsure. Black levis. Yellow and black big pony mercer club. Black Liz Claiborne jacket. Pirates hat. With gold and diamonds everywhere but my teeth. I stopped rocking gold teeth 15 years ago. But once I cracked a red eye snarling smile they seemed pleasant with my presence. I dogged all the food while the country folks waved and smiled. <BR itxtNodeId="1029"><BR itxtNodeId="1028">Went outside and smoked a black until the sun came up. Drove home listening to R.A.G.U. Parked my truck on the lawn in front of my apartment complex instead of my parking spot. Jumped in the shower. Typed up a post in the Jabbar thread. Then went to sleep. <BR itxtNodeId="1027"><BR itxtNodeId="1026">Great night. Until I was awaken by a horrible banging noise. Then I heard shots. Im like WTF? Im under attack! I jump out of bed and grab a weapon. Im from the hood man. Pop pop pop. I yell out **** you! Then silence. I hear some voices. Then I hear foot steps above my head. Mind you I live on the top floor! These suckas on the roof trying to dig into my crib from the top. <BR itxtNodeId="1025"><BR itxtNodeId="1024">I peak out the window and I see some **** falling. I look down and I see a pile shingles! Elevated mole ass **** trying to burl they way in. Im awake now and alert. POP POP POP! I walk fast out the bedroom weapon in hand and check out the front windows. NO CARS IN THE PARKING LOT! They all in the street. My truck is on the lawn still. <BR itxtNodeId="1023"><BR itxtNodeId="1022">Bump it. Im going out side and what ever happens happens. I open the front door and there is a letter taped to it. I snatch it and close the door. My heart is racing. Here is what the letter says word for word.<BR itxtNodeId="1021"><BR itxtNodeId="1020">***"Please move vehicles to road or away from building Starting Thursday and Friday until complete. We will be replacing roof on building"***<BR itxtNodeId="1019"><BR itxtNodeId="1018">Word to everything. True story.

They coming to get you.

[CoolKids]

http://vimeo.com/23969786

Been followin him since his first mixtape. Just saw this today/ I was really dissappointed in his first album...it was so simple and kinda sucks but dude seems like the most humble down to earth guy whos made it big like that. The songs they played in this video seem like they will be pretty legit too

[Subway Token]

Mike Posner is pretty good... talented and seems to be a legitimation cool dude..

[atribecalledrch]

Also, just to piggyback Jmonty, most Christians don't take the bible literally. Very early in life we learn that it is largely metaphorical and symbolic guidelines to be a good person. Civilization would be chaos without laws and the same holds true for spirituality. When people start taking this literally, that's when problems arise be it from "the sky is fallen cries" an Inquisition or basic social justice.

Don't call us idiots though. A great deal of history's most prolific, intelligent, and influential figures were Christians. Martin Luther King Jr. isn't an idiot. Gallelio wasn't an idiot (though condemned at the time). Without religion to fuel these figures the world wouldn't be the same.

MLK did not need Christianity. If he was a Muslim or Jew his philosophy would've stayed the same. Just like how Malcolm X later reviewed his position. And I highly doubt Galileo's* belief in Jesus highly contributed to his works especially considered the church at first banned his works from being published. And I obviousuly was not talking about them I was talking about a large majority of the regular joes. Still believe their are many holes and contradictions in the Bible though.

[atribecalledrch]

The dirty blonde brad pitt looking dude in the pics ain't Jesus. See there are two Jesus'. There is the one in the pic and the real life one. Most people don't really know too much about the real life one...

Yea I know the one white preachers/supremacists used to brainwash minorities and the true Hebrew one. I still have doubts of the magic. I once believed Jesus to be a simple martyr of peace who was simply a mortal. I can believe that without doubt but all that David Blaine shyt nope.

[NyKnicks1714]

Yea, some of it the bible tells you not to take literally. Then because of that some people just assume its all a bunch of fairy tales. I actually believe the miracles in the bible actually happened. Mosses parting the red sea, sounds nuts but I believe through God all things are possible. I also think alot of those miracles are also double entrndres and have further meaning than just the miracle itself. But yea Jesus speaks alot of parables and he tells you this much. And the bible tells you some stories are just that.. Some people misunderstand.

Do you believe Noah got every species of animal on the planet onto a ship?

[captainrebel]

Does this mean my Powerball ticket for saturday night is invalid?

LOL. I havent bought mine yet. I am a prophet as well. What I see for this day is lava flow and landslides. Dont know exactly where though. And I dont see an earthquake or tsunami.

[Bigmo5246]

Mike Posner is pretty good... talented and seems to be a legitimation cool dude..

Please don't go is a good song

[Jmonty580]

Yea, some of it the bible tells you not to take literally. Then because of that some people just assume its all a bunch of fairy tales. I actually believe the miracles in the bible actually happened. Mosses parting the red sea, sounds nuts but I believe through God all things are possible. I also think alot of those miracles are also double entrndres and have further meaning than just the miracle itself. But yea Jesus speaks alot of parables and he tells you this much. And the bible tells you some stories are just that.. Some people misunderstand.

Do you believe Noah got every species of animal on the planet onto a ship?

I dont know how, but I do believe that every animal that was supposed to be on that ship was there. Laugh if you may but thats what I believe.

[Subway Token]

So at one point it's going to be the 20th here and 21st in China... so will their world end first while we sleep? Then once we wake up, our world ends?

Lol, idiots. A bunch of religious saps falling for the Church's ad campaign.

[can o peas]

It's obvious he couldn't fit the dinosaurs on the ark though. That's why they're coming back on the 21st- to wreak their revenge for being ditched.