Check in for some laughs - le jokes

[MaDsKiLLzz24]

This just in!! THE NEW DECISION!!

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[96 Til Infiniti]

LeBron?.. Hmmm not sure I've heard of him, name doesn't have a ring to it.

[crazy8ights]

your 12 minutes of fame are over. No lebron

[The_Trade_Seer]

I like the "Only Kings have Rings" t-shirts at Lakers nation but it would make more sense and be more of a dig at Lebron if they said, "Real Kings have Rings".

[magic1fan]

Can Geico really save you up to 15 % on your car insurance?



Does Lebron James choke in the fourth?

straight classic...

[tugs]

Can Geico really save you up to 15 % on your car insurance?



Does Lebron James choke in the fourth?

straight classic...

I wonder what Mike Miller was thinking there.

We have a burger and hotdog joint here in the Philippines and one burger is named "King James". One fan suggested they remove the product because the Heat lost and instead introduce a dog and name it "Dirk's Sausage".

[Father Time]

ran into LeBron at the local mechanic. He told me that his clutch was broken.

[Mamba Venom]

Why didn’t LeBron go to college?
He doesn’t like the finals.

The new LeBron cell phone is out. The self-proclaimed king-cell phone is flashy but it has a real defect, it’s ringless.

LeBron is taking his talents to South Beach.
He may be going South but his Mom is riding West.

The city of Cleveland still celebrates LeBron James day even after he dumped them. They just change how they celebrate it, instead of a parade for James, all the kids got out of school 12 minutes early.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar?
Lebron will only give you 3 quarters!

MVP – Most Valuable Pippen

The Heat new nickname is 3 mi-egos

What is the difference between Saturn and LeBron?
Saturn has rings.

What is Webster's new definition of pointless?
LeBron James in the 4th quarter!

What did Lebron James eat during his last breakfast in the city of Cleveland?
Eggs Benedict Arnold!

How does Lebron James know he has a fever?
When the number on the thermometer matches the number of people in his entourage!

Why did Lebron James & Chris Bosh decide to play for the Miami Heat?
The Mayor of South Beach recently declared all paternity tests invalid!

Why does Lebron's agent want him to change sports and play in the NHL?
Because they only have three periods.

Why did Lebron James recently start to shake the hands of the other team after the Heat lose a game?
He heard winning is contagious

Worst reporter question (thankfully no reporter has ever asked James)
Is it hereditary that both you and your father leave when times get tough!

[tugs]

you are not alone Cleveland, you are not alone.

[snaquille oatmeal]

[Gek]

I never realized how much his hairline was receding...

[hermes]

Why did Lebron James recently start to shake the hands of the other team after the Heat lose a game?
He heard winning is contagious

one of the best

[tugs]

another one from the "So Lebron said..." thread in the Bulls boards:

[doozyj]

Kobe, Dirk and Lebron are walking down the street and run across a bright golden lamp in the gutter.

Dirk kneels over and says "Hey guys this looks like one of those Genie Lamps you here about all the time in one of those funny jokes!"

Kobe says "You're right it DOES look like one of those Genie Lamps." Lebron all excited then says, "Hey lets rub it and see if a Genie comes out!"

So Lebron rubs it and low and behold a Genie comes out and stretches out his tightened arms and says, "Thank you, thank you for getting me out of there, it was terribly cramped inside and as a reward I will grant you wishes depending on how many NBA Championship rings you have."

He then turns to Dirk and ask Dirk how many rings he has. Dirk proudly says "Wouldn't you know I just got my first one!"

The Genie says, "OK, then you can have 1 wish to use whenever you want!" Dirk says Kuhlen (Which is German for the word cool and has absolutely nothing to do with this story.)

The Genie then turns to Kobe and ask Kobe how many rings he has. Kobe says confidently "I only have 5 at the moment." The Genie impressed says to Kobe, "Well then you may have 5 wishes whenever you want." Kobe then says "Figata!" (Word for Cool in Italian, I Googled it so may not be accurate so don't message me about it, I don't care and once again has nothing to do with the story.)

Finally The Genie then turns to Lebron and asks Lebron, "How many rings do you have?"
Lebron stuttering says "well uh, yeah, uhm, I will have 6, 7 or 8 one day but right now 0 at the moment."

The Genie, then rolls his eyes and facepalms himself, he then looks to Lebron and says "Are you **** kidding me! You had Dwayne **** Wade on your team and Chris **** Bosh and you still don't have a **** ring, Duuuuuuuude, you had Dwayne **** Wade and no ring, Come on," The Genie then looks to Kobe and Dirk with a puzzled look on his face and says, "Not Sure if Serious?"

Lebron with that stupid grin he usually has on his face, then says, "Well in all fairness we just got together not even a year ago and it will take a little time to work things out and once they get a feel for each other I should have 6,7 or 8 rings shortly."

The Genie with a disinterested look, then gives Lebron a thumbs up and says "Cool Story Bro!"

[tugs]

*credit goes to the brilliant minds on the Bulls board

[Pablo Escobar]

[snaquille oatmeal]

not Lebron, but funny anyway

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