Send Kevin O'Conner a note before the draft

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Send Kevin O'Conner a note before the draft 

Post#1 » by jazzfan1971 » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:55 am

Dear Mr. O'Connor,

Should Bismack Biyombo be on the board at #12 and you pass on him for Jimmer, I will hunt you down and kick you in the taint.

Good luck tomorrow!
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Post#2 » by 7-Day Dray » Thu Jun 23, 2011 3:58 am

Dear Mr. O'Connor,

If you take Kanter over Knight... :evil: God knows what will happen

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Post#3 » by StocktonShorts » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:04 am

jazzfan1971 wrote:Dear Mr. O'Connor,

Should Bismack Biyombo be on the board at #12 and you pass on him for Jimmer, I will hunt you down and kick you in the taint.

Good luck tomorrow!
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Post#4 » by DelaneyRudd » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:04 am

Dearest Mr. O'Connor,

I trust you enough that I won't get pissed easily. You have seen hours of footage of Jonas Valunciunas. I can't even spell his name. That otta count for something.

Lovingly yours.

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Post#5 » by rmdlwajazz » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:10 am

Dearest Mr. O'Connor,

In thee we trust - if you listen to the first two posters we are in trouble.
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Post#6 » by Xsy » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:18 am

Dearest Mr. O'Connor,

Even if I hate who you pick tomorrow, I promise to give them at least a year before I full out hate them.
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Post#7 » by JDubJazz » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:20 am

Dear Mr. Kevin O'Cpnnor,

I don't care who you draft as long as you give me a team where Derek Favors and Gordon Hayward do not languish on the bench behind Paul Millsap and Raja Bell. That is all.
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Post#8 » by HolyToledo » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:20 am

Dear Mr. O'Connor,

Create some excitement on this team!! Jimmer at 12 is a must. Pick best player available at 3 and thats Kantor unless Williams drops to 3. Jimmer is going to be the next Steve Nash and much better than Rubio! Dont let him slip through your hands!!

Everyone Lets Jimmer tonight!!!!!!
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Post#9 » by Ugly0598 » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:23 am

Dear Mr. O'Connor,

You're never going to make anyone happy!
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Post#10 » by StocktonShorts » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:28 am

Dear Mr. O'Connor,

I sincerely hope that Jimmer is on the board at 12 and you pass on him. There will be booing and gnashing of teeth at the ESA. I'm envisioning an eight year-old in a Fredette jersey crying over his nachos and it makes me smile. Don't let me down (I know that you won't).
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Post#11 » by DelaneyRudd » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:29 am

That's what makes me want to be there.
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Post#12 » by HolyToledo » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:31 am

HappyProle wrote:Dear Mr. O'Connor,

I sincerely hope that Jimmer is on the board at 12 and you pass on him. There will be booing and gnashing of teeth at the ESA. I'm envisioning an eight year-old in a Fredette jersey crying over his nachos and it makes me smile. Don't let me down (I know that you won't).


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Post#13 » by rmdlwajazz » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:36 am

Dearest KOC:

Next year is for developing Favors and Hayward so we really don't need 2 more rookies - let's see your magic with some trades tomorrow - keep Favors, Hayward, Evans and I'll trust you with about everyone else...
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Post#14 » by eLo » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:38 am

Dear Mr. O'Connor

Sir do what you said few weeks ago, and that is going for big and shooter, imo for that you won't find better examples that Enes Kanter and Jimmer Fredette. Picking those two will make Jazz a great team in short period of time.
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Post#15 » by StocktonShorts » Thu Jun 23, 2011 4:47 am

HolyToledo wrote:Boo! No Jimmer (soup) for You!


Dude, I don't eat Jimmer Soup. It's cool if you do, but it's just not my thing.
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Post#16 » by HammerDunk » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:07 am

Dear KOC,

I like canned soup too!

Happy time,
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Post#17 » by Rauxcee » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:34 am

Dear Kevin O'Conner

Remember when you worked some magic to move up in the draft to draft D-Will? Please feel free to work some of that magic again and draft D-Will.

Otherwise, I'll settle with this:
Dear Mr. O'Connor,

I sincerely hope that Jimmer is on the board at 12 and you pass on him. There will be booing and gnashing of teeth at the ESA. I'm envisioning an eight year-old in a Fredette jersey crying over his nachos and it makes me smile. Don't let me down (I know that you won't).
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Post#18 » by edfmx86 » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:43 am

Dear Kevin

I hate you stinkin guts

If you draft Jimmer, I will throw a bear at you.

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Post#19 » by HammerDunk » Thu Jun 23, 2011 5:48 am

Dear KOC,

Draft Jimmer. Then I will eLoL with eLo at all the haters.

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Post#20 » by DiscoLives4ever » Thu Jun 23, 2011 6:04 am

My dearest Kevin,

That night 5 years ago on the floor of the then-Delta Center was amazing. I'll never forget the tenderness of your touch. I'm sorry I never called back, I was just scared. Scared of what our love might mean.

Unfortunately I have a secret, one I should have shared long ago: you are the father of my child. Little Johnny I call him (Although his legal name is Karl Jose Immanuel O'Connor III). I can no longer care for him since the recent cutback in hours at the snow shack, so I must leave him with you.

I know you'll care for our boy with all the love and affection you have shown for our basketball team. Also, if you draft Jimmer I will feed Johnny to a herd of bears, before giving the bears to my fellow fans to throw at you (thus giving them a taste for O'Connor blood).

Your love forever,
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