Post#19 » by MrOrlando » Sat Jun 25, 2011 11:04 pm
Lakers: Ok Otis, we want to make a run at the championship for the next four years or more, we have a blockbuster trade for Dwight Howard.
Otis: Go on..
Lakers: We're willing to part with the most popular faces of our franchise--
Otis: LUKE WALTON?
Lakers: What? No, we're talking about the super talent Andrew Bynum, a young big man who can fill the void of Dwight Howard for years to come, some people would take him over Dwight if he didn't have knee related injuries!
Otis: Hmmm ..
Lakers: Hold that thought, because we're also going to rip ourselves away from the best locker room presence on this planet, Kim Kardashian's ass!
Otis: Awww yeah I do love dat a-
Lakers: Lamar Odom-Kardashian.
Otis: ..Still listening
Lakers: uhh, yes so, a veteran with all world talent, he can nearly play any position on the floor! You love to spread the floor, and this guy will spread'em like a two dollar whore with rent due!
Otis: I dunno ...this all seems good, but the fans would rip my nipples off with the fossilized teeth of velociraptors if I did this..
Lakers: We'll throw in Luke Walton
Otis: SIGN ME THE F*** UP!!!! Dwight GTFO!
