doclinkin wrote:Ed Wood wrote:doclinkin wrote: Czech it: I'm about to wreck this rim right on top of ya, hail from the province that once was slovakia...
Mic Czech uhhuh-a-uhuh, Ernie like me so much he woulda drafted me twice (I withdrew ya'll) I jump so high I'll un-retire Frederick Weis (and retire Vince ya'll, you know he wants it), Fran Fraschilla says I play with gusto, yo my freethrow is as low as Jacques Cousteau...
Don't call me Blake Griffin baby cuz I ain't on the Clippers...
...I'm a Wiz with the ball now so kick off your slippers
babes turn around so I can undo your zippers
drip the silk to the carpet, it won't soon be ovah
I'm smooth with a smooch you can czech Kodouskova
czech Bilas, I'm the illest, czeck Fran Fraschilla
I'm a ghost who throws down, anoretic godzilla
scrawny but long, don't call me no tweener
I'm a forward with power just a lil bit leaner
and if I lean to the left like a senator(s) Weiner
(heh heh just teasing, you know: 'neener-neener')
it's just to counterweight my balls always bounce to the right
when I'm shooting that stroke with my eyelids squeezed tight
VSilla, the thrilla, pale like Manila
folder, holds papers, and equally slim
I slip through the cracks, when attacking the rim
can't pronounce my name but you better respect me
I'm a take the rookie title, can't nobody Czech me
*anorexic
hilarious!
