Jose Ortiz - Horticulturist

Post #1 » by **StocktonShorts** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:38 pm

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=A ... izarrested

The feds seized 218 marijuana plants and some assault rifle ammunition from his house.

MeestR · Post #2 » by **MeestR** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:51 pm

i think i remember this guy...

when i was a kid, i had a poster of him as a cartoon. he was waving a puerto rico flag with one hand, and had a ball under the other arm. it was one of those free posters the salt palace gave away for free if you arrived to the games early enough.

HolyToledo · Post #3 » by **HolyToledo** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:14 pm

I watched him at Oregon State and his limited time with the Jazz. Im pretty sure he was a Jazz 1st round pick that did nothing for them. In this world, it is so easy to go from the penthouse to the outhouse.

retiredcoach · Post #4 » by **retiredcoach** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:17 pm

Earlier in the day I had added Jose Ortiz's latest adventure to the Kanter Compared to Former Jazz Centers post and some new stuff about Felton Spencer and Rafael Araujo.

I guess Jose was expecting unwelcomed visitors since he had an assault rifle and forty rounds of ammo ready to go.

carrottop12 · Post #5 » by **carrottop12** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:40 pm

He should have contacted Robert Whaley, that guy knows how to move product.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/1 ... 97462.html

Neon Black · Post #6 » by **Neon Black** » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:46 pm

Nice title.

franklin · Post #7 » by **franklin** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:10 am

That damn prohibition. Time for some old school Mormons back in the senate to situate us straight.

retiredcoach wrote:I guess Jose was expecting unwelcomed visitors since he had an assault rifle and forty rounds of ammo ready to go.

Ya, there's a lot of dingos around there.

Post #8 » by **StocktonShorts** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 5:14 am

retiredcoach wrote:I guess Jose was expecting unwelcomed visitors since he had an assault rifle and forty rounds of ammo ready to go.

I didn't see any mention of an assault rifle, just ammunition. No doubt he was going to spark up, set it all off and hope a round or two nailed a narc.

retiredcoach · Post #9 » by **retiredcoach** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 5:35 am

by HappyProle on Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:14 pm

I didn't see any mention of an assault rifle, just ammunition. No doubt he was going to spark up, set it all off and hope a round or two nailed a narc.

Unless he just couldn't resist a sale on AR-15 ammo at Walmart, either he or someone else living there in the cabin had one or two of them.

Maybe he was waiting for Walmart to put the AR-15's on sale so he could buy one to go with the ammo!

BringtheD · Post #10 » by **BringtheD** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 7:13 am

he actually called the feds and told them he wanted a gun fight.

Nate505 · Post #11 » by **Nate505** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 11:45 pm

HappyProle wrote:http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=AmQzSWM4GWYffopnHv3qBkPTjdIF?slug=ap-puertorico-ortizarrested

The feds seized 218 marijuana plants and some assault rifle ammunition from his house.

Nice, I knew there was a reason I liked the guy.

franklin · Post #12 » by **franklin** » Sat Jul 2, 2011 5:14 am

Nate505 wrote:Nice, I knew there was a reason I liked the guy.

I'm settling for the bottom of the totem pole, Nate. You have prime rib, so what the hell's wrong with you?

Get a July 9th plane ticket arready.