Michael Jordan high school love letter revealed.

TrueChampion · Post #21 » by **TrueChampion** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:21 am

Can this grammar be real?
Looks like Mike was riding the short bus to advanced chemistry

mid-post · Post #22 » by **mid-post** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:23 am

Striders wrote:
nitric0 wrote:Advance Chemistry? the GOAT indeed

He did it in a tougher era too.

Fast Dont Fib · Post #23 » by **Fast Dont Fib** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:24 am

Did a Nigerian Prince write this for him?

Else_where · Post #24 » by **Else_where** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:25 am

He wouldn't have finished the letter himself if Scottie Pippen didn't help him writing it

alivinglegend · Post #25 » by **alivinglegend** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:27 am

rsr38 wrote:Did a Nigerian Prince write this for him?

Nicely done sir!

NashtyNas · Post #26 » by **NashtyNas** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:27 am

Else_where wrote:He wouldn't have finished the letter himself if Scottie Pippen didn't help him writing it

Glass houses, bro.

RaisingArizona · Post #27 » by **RaisingArizona** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:28 am

Bskey wrote:Kobe's love letters are better.

Kobe has a more forceful way.

Else_where · Post #28 » by **Else_where** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:29 am

Striders wrote:
nitric0 wrote:Advance Chemistry? the GOAT indeed

He did it in a tougher era too.

Hahaha coffee spilled all over:))

Scottie Pippen will go ahead and claim Lebron has talents to Write best love letters of all time:))

Kobe8Forever · Post #29 » by **Kobe8Forever** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:29 am

xRapHeadx wrote:
Michael Jordan's tough-guy reputation will no doubt survive this revelation, but it's no less surprising and not the least bit less charming that a recently revealed high school love note Michael penned in 1980 shows him to be just as smitten as we all were, when gathering our thoughts as we prepared a note meant for the object of our teenaged affection.

My Dearest Laquette

How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can't go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don't be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

With my Best Love

Michael J. Jordan

Lolwut?

mid-post · Post #30 » by **mid-post** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:33 am

Kobe8Forever wrote:
xRapHeadx wrote:
Michael Jordan's tough-guy reputation will no doubt survive this revelation, but it's no less surprising and not the least bit less charming that a recently revealed high school love note Michael penned in 1980 shows him to be just as smitten as we all were, when gathering our thoughts as we prepared a note meant for the object of our teenaged affection.

My Dearest Laquette

How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can't go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don't be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

With my Best Love

Michael J. Jordan

Lolwut?

Yeah, exactly. Is he referring to the act of penetration?

hebrewhammer · Post #31 » by **hebrewhammer** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:34 am

Bskey wrote:Kobe's love letters are better. You old guys hanging onto the past just can't accept that young up and coming writers wanna be like Kobe not MJ. MJ had more help from teachers too.

All of Kobe's love letters from high school are to himself.

Dear Kobe, U R the bomb,

love Kobe

Flynt Flossy · Post #32 » by **Flynt Flossy** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:35 am

Kobe doesn't write love letters, he gets straight to the point.

That's the difference in the era. Back then, you actually had to woo someone. Now, the rules have changed favoring the younger generation.

RaisingArizona · Post #33 » by **RaisingArizona** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:39 am

Flynt Flossy wrote:Kobe doesn't write love letters, he gets straight to the point.

That's the difference in the era. Back then, you actually had to woo someone. Now, the rules have changed favoring the younger generation.

nitric0 · Post #34 » by **nitric0** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:45 am

Flynt Flossy wrote:Kobe doesn't write love letters, he gets straight to the point.

That's the difference in the era. Back then, you actually had to woo someone. Now, the rules have changed favoring the younger generation.

KB24TBOTB · Post #35 » by **KB24TBOTB** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:54 am

Kobe8Forever wrote:
xRapHeadx wrote:
Michael Jordan's tough-guy reputation will no doubt survive this revelation, but it's no less surprising and not the least bit less charming that a recently revealed high school love note Michael penned in 1980 shows him to be just as smitten as we all were, when gathering our thoughts as we prepared a note meant for the object of our teenaged affection.

My Dearest Laquette

How are you and your family doing, fine I hope. I am in my Adv. Chemistry class writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after the last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss my necklace or had it stolen.

I was really happy when you gave me my honest coin money that I won off the bet. I want to thank you for letting me hold your annual. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young lady and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to say that I can't go to the game on my birthday because my father is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on my birthday. Please don't be mad because I am trying get down there a week from Feb. 14. If I do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together.

I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a girl much smaller than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

With my Best Love

Michael J. Jordan

Lolwut?

Post #36 » by **Froob** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 1:55 am

hebrewhammer wrote:
Bskey wrote:Kobe's love letters are better. You old guys hanging onto the past just can't accept that young up and coming writers wanna be like Kobe not MJ. MJ had more help from teachers too.

All of Kobe's love letters from high school are to himself.

Dear Kobe, U R the bomb,

love Kobe

Lmao probably.

SUN · Post #37 » by **SUN** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 2:00 am

Imagine LeBron's letter.

"Yo, this is King James."

Kayjay · Post #38 » by **Kayjay** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 2:02 am

when you get past the mistakes, it isn't actually much of a love letter

Rasheed36 · Post #39 » by **Rasheed36** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 2:06 am

EarlTheGoat · Post #40 » by **EarlTheGoat** » Fri Jul 1, 2011 2:07 am

iceman3699 wrote:Looks like he wasn't in Advanced English

Winner.