Michael Jordan high school love letter revealed.

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Post#61 » by Bskey » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:33 am

Kobe8Forever wrote:
JoseRizal wrote:Wait till you read one of LeBron's...


Dear Lacquette,
I'm taking my writing talents to this love letter. I'd like to axe you to prom.

I think about ya not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, and not 7 times per day.

I want to sex with you too, and we both know this is gon' be easy. Honestly, I spoil you with my attention.

Love,
King James, your chosen 1

PS: I's goin' to the NBA soon, but I ain't leavin' Akron till I gets ya that ring like I said. I would like to close this letter by saying that


that "ending" is gold :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post#62 » by TiMVP » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:35 am

Kobe's letters being as good as Jordan's is only in discussion because he's doing it in this cream puff spell check era. If MJ was doing it now, his letters would kill Kobes, and it wouldn't be close.
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Post#63 » by Leeroy Jenkins » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:37 am

Eddy Curry also wrote a love letter, but 4 mins into it he got hungry and it ended up looking like this.


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Post#64 » by big_ticket » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:40 am

xRapHeadx wrote:MJ's grammar was horrible.
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Post#65 » by HumphreyBogart » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:40 am

My Dearest LeBron

How are you and Dwyane, fine I hope. I am in the locker room crying and writing you a letter, so that tell you how much I care for you. I decide to write you because I felt that I made you look pretty rotten after shooting 1-17 last night. I want to tell you that I am sorry, and hope that you except my apologie. I know that you feelings was hurt whenever I loss the ball or had it stolen.

I was really happy when you gave me a chance to play in miami. I want to thank you for letting me hold your crown. I show it to everyone at school. Everyone think you are a very pretty young king and I had to agree because it is very true. Please don't let this go to your head. (smile) I sorry to hear that you can't come to my bachelor's party because Eric is taking the whole basketball team out to eat on that day. If you do get the chance to come please have some activity for us to do together. (wink)

I want you to know that my feeling for you has not change yet. ← (joke) I am finally getting use to going with a player much better than I. I hope you my hint. Well I have spent my time very wisely by write to you. I hope you write back soon. Well I must go, the period is almost over. See you next time around, which I hope comes soon.

With my Best Love

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Post#66 » by Flynt Flossy » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:41 am

Exactly. Michael Jordan didn't have the same advantages that Kobe has now. Kobe has the luxury of Rosetta Stone - English, while Jordan had to rely on teachers. Jordan also had to deal with chastity belts.
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Post#67 » by Kobe8Forever » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:41 am

I wrote you a letter
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But I ated it
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Post#68 » by Leeroy Jenkins » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:42 am

Kobe8Forever wrote:I wrote you a letter
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But I ated it



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Post#69 » by StarH2O » Fri Jul 1, 2011 3:48 am

Striders wrote:
nitric0 wrote:Advance Chemistry? the GOAT indeed


He did it in a tougher era too.

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Post#70 » by We-Are-Lasers » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:00 am

Michael Jordan's ability to write is just as good as his ability to run a team. People wonder why there are lockouts, guys like this are running the show :lol:
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Post#71 » by Captain Kurt » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:35 am

Kobe8Forever wrote:
JoseRizal wrote:Wait till you read one of LeBron's...


Dear Lacquette,
Yo, this is King James, I'm taking my writing talents to this love letter. Lebron would like to axe you to prom.

Lebron thinks about ya not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, and not 7 times per day.

Lebron want to sex with you too, and we both know this is gon' be easy. Honestly, Lebron spoils you with his attention.

Love,
King James, your chosen 1

PS: Lebron is goin' to the NBA soon, but Lebron ain't leavin' Akron till he gets ya that ring like Lebron said. Lebron would like to close this letter by saying that

Fixed for accuracy. :wink:
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Post#72 » by some_rand » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:36 am

is it weird that i read the entire thing in his voice
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Post#73 » by Dr Positivity » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:40 am

Kobe8Forever wrote:
JoseRizal wrote:Wait till you read one of LeBron's...


Dear Lacquette,
I'm taking my writing talents to this love letter. I'd like to axe you to prom.

I think about ya not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, and not 7 times per day.

I want to sex with you too, and we both know this is gon' be easy. Honestly, I spoil you with my attention.

Love,
King James, your chosen 1

PS: I's goin' to the NBA soon, but I ain't leavin' Akron till I gets ya that ring like I said. I would like to close this letter by saying that


:lol: :lol:
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Post#74 » by Kobe8Forever » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:42 am

Captain Kurt wrote:Fixed for accuracy. :wink:

haha Nice
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Post#75 » by Scalamental » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:45 am

SUN wrote:Imagine LeBron's letter.

"Yo, this is King James."


Yo Rebecca,

This is King James. I just love me so much when you love me like dat. I spent all day thinkin bout me and how you think bout me. I'm sorry you wanted to hang out tonight, but I my mom's taken the basketball team out to shoot pool tonight. I also have to take a lot of mental notes for my chemistry project, because my group mates aren't picking up the slack and I have a bad teacher. Don't tell anyone yet, but I'm going to transfer to another school right before the project is due (major lulz). Anyways like I said, I love me and you feeling the same way, thinking about me all the time, let's pick out head bands for me tomorrow.

Mine Royally,

King James
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Post#76 » by vincecarter4pres » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:47 am

Striders wrote:
nitric0 wrote:Advance Chemistry? the GOAT indeed


He did it in a tougher era too.

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Post#77 » by Dr Positivity » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:49 am

Let's be honest, most of these player's love letters would look something like

hy anny

u mak my heart beet. ur so fine

u should com to 1 of my specal partys

lov dwyane
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Post#78 » by Scalamental » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:52 am

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so tickle my meat.

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Post#79 » by durden_tyler » Fri Jul 1, 2011 4:59 am

Despite the quality of letter, pretty sure he banged Laquette (not his wife, right?) after all he's the GOAT.
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Post#80 » by Kobe8Forever » Fri Jul 1, 2011 5:00 am

Scalamental wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, so tickle my meat.

- Delonte 2009


My Dearest Gloria,

Remember when I told ya there ain't nuthin' I wouldn't give ya?

We gots to talk.

Love,
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