RB 2011 Offseason (possibly 2011/12) Drinking Game!!!

[Mr. E]

IT'S BACK!!!

Some people wonder why we have such little traffic on this board. There are those who will try to argue that most Rockets fans go to that other forum to post, but we all know that the reason why our traffic is reduced is because we've lost roughly 85% of our posters to alcohol poisoning from past drinking games.

Once again I'm here to finish off the rest of you.


The Game is simple: you take a drink every time someone violates one of the following rules. Anyone may suggest rules and those deemed worthy are added to the list.


Here we go, to kick things off:

RULE #1: If a fan of Chicago or Orlando makes a trade offer for Courtney Lee or Kevin Martin, take a drink

RULE #2: If the trade in the first rule involves Houston taking back numerous spare parts with no upgrade at a position of need, take a drink

RULE #3: If Chase Budinger is included in a deal as a throw in, take a drink.

RULE #4: If a trade is proposed where any player not named the Explosive Brad Miller is acquired for a TPE, take a drink.

RULE #5: If a trade is proposed where Houston takes back a PG and/or a PF, take a drink.

RULE #6: If a trade is proposed where Houston takes back twice as many people or more than they send out (which includes 2011 first round draft picks), take a drink.

RULE #7: If a trade is proposed where Luis Scola is descibed as "aging" in any way, take a drink.

RULE #8: If a trade is proposed sending Andris Biedrins to Houston, take a drink.

RULE #8a: If the above trade includes a phrase resembling "because we know Houston wants him," then take TWO drinks.

RULE 8b: If the above trade involves Houston adding more value than Hill & Thabeet while not getting any value back, take THREE drinks.


We can add more rules, but I think that these first seven will be enough to finally finish off the rest of you! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Biggie713]

How about this.

If Patrick Patterson is mentioned in a trade not involving Chris Paul, or Dwight Howard, Take a drink.

[czarleon09]

Mr. E I have survived your madmans drinking game for 2 years but I think rules 5 6 and 7 might finally finish me off. I think mock drafts that have us drafting a PF with the 14 pick or any time the trade involves the words "adds more depth". Then DRINK

[Optimism Prime]

If there's a lockout, drink until you forget the pain.

[Mr. E]

I like the new suggestions.

This is the game where I finally finish off the rest of you!

[czarleon09]

I think a new rule is needed. If a trade is suggested using Hill + Thabeet for Biedrins...DRINK

[Ribalding]

If there's a lockout, drink until you forget the pain.

Done and done.

[Mr. E]

I have a feeling that my evil plans may have backfired on me.

...the reality of the lockout finally set in today.


drink...

[Mr. E]

If anyone playing is still alive, here is a new rule update:


I have taken czarleon09's advice and added the Biedrins rule...but pay attention as I have expanded it into a three-part rule.

RULE #8: If a trade is proposed sending Andris Biedrins to Houston, take a drink.

RULE #8a: If the above trade includes a phrase resembling "because we know Houston wants him," then take TWO drinks.

RULE 8b: If the above trade involves Houston adding more value than Hill & Thabeet while not getting any value back, take THREE drinks.


Nice knowing all of you.

[rocketsballin]

oh lord have mercy! that's the nail in the coffin for all of us. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

[HTown_TMac]

i take a drink everyday there is no new news on the rockets