The Bismack Biyombo Thread

captaincrunk · Post #181 » by **captaincrunk** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:26 pm

I think he'll lead the league in BPG if he can break 30 mpg on a nightly basis.

Elden Payton · Post #182 » by **Elden Payton** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:01 am

^^^
Damn i hope so, he'd have to average about 3 a game.

captaincrunk · Post #183 » by **captaincrunk** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 12:06 am

Sik Infant wrote:^^^
Damn i hope so, he'd have to average about 3 a game.

I'd wager that if he and Tyrus got 35 both, we'd lead the league as a team.

treefi · Post #184 » by **treefi** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:56 am

I think you guys got yourself a genius who has a body as rare as Dwight Howard's... and he happens to LOVE playing defense. He is a center.

He will lead the league in blocks per 48... and top 5 regular. Give him 3 years and he'll be dunking everything in sight... putting up 15-18ppg/12-15rpg/4bpg... its the genius part.. and the work ethic that makes me so confident in biyombo

Elden Payton · Post #185 » by **Elden Payton** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:26 am

Cheers Mate, that's a pretty high projected statline!!..I'd be happy if he ended up as 10/12/3.

& yes a freak physical specimen with a good head on his shoulder's is rare.

PacerRays07 · Post #186 » by **PacerRays07** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:02 pm

I'm thinkin he comes up with something for blocks. Mutumbo finger wag anyone?

Post #187 » by **fatlever** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:08 pm

he needs to do the "bitchsmack" backhanded of course.

SWedd523 · Post #188 » by **SWedd523** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:13 pm

fatlever wrote:he needs to do the "bitchsmack" backhanded of course.

Women's Rights activists will have a field day with that

captaincrunk · Post #189 » by **captaincrunk** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:18 pm

From UD

As distinguished from the more common "pimp slap", a bitch slap is preceeded by ample forewarning and delivered with a flourish or exaggerated post-blow hip movements. Nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.

A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.

Those guys on Christopher Street like to play around bitch slapping each other and running and ****, but I didn't know what a proper pimp slap was until Charlie the bus driver knocked his old lady silly at a Starbucks the other day. Apparently Charlie told the misses not to use bleach on his draws as the bleach makes him itch. All I know was that Charlie was scratchin his nuts real hard before he set that latte down, planted his feet, twisted his body and, with his knuckles initially scraping the floor, uncorked the definition of a modern day pimp slap. Old girl was out for a good five minutes.

I think that might be a flagrant, but I'd allow this.

Post #190 » by **fatlever** » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:27 pm

SWEDD523 wrote:
fatlever wrote:he needs to do the "bitchsmack" backhanded of course.

Women's Rights activists will have a field day with that

that reminds me of curb your enthusiasm from last night.

Elden Payton · Post #191 » by **Elden Payton** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:32 am

captaincrunk wrote:From UD

As distinguished from the more common "pimp slap", a bitch slap is preceeded by ample forewarning and delivered with a flourish or exaggerated post-blow hip movements. Nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.

A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.

Those guys on Christopher Street like to play around bitch slapping each other and running and ****, but I didn't know what a proper pimp slap was until Charlie the bus driver knocked his old lady silly at a Starbucks the other day. Apparently Charlie told the misses not to use bleach on his draws as the bleach makes him itch. All I know was that Charlie was scratchin his nuts real hard before he set that latte down, planted his feet, twisted his body and, with his knuckles initially scraping the floor, uncorked the definition of a modern day pimp slap. Old girl was out for a good five minutes.

I think that might be a flagrant, but I'd allow this.

Speechless with delight 8-)

SWedd523 · Post #192 » by **SWedd523** » Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:14 pm

UD is gold more often than not. Can't wait til Bismack Biyombo gets an entry.

captaincrunk · Post #193 » by **captaincrunk** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:35 am

SWEDD523 wrote:UD is gold more often than not. Can't wait til Bismack Biyombo gets an entry.

It's crap more often than not :lol:

But most entries have a good definition or two. There's just also loads of sucky ones.

SWedd523 · Post #194 » by **SWedd523** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 2:41 am

Crap in what way? It's usually hilarious.

captaincrunk · Post #195 » by **captaincrunk** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:14 pm

SWEDD523 wrote:Crap in what way? It's usually hilarious.

There's often some poorly written unfunny ones in the massive list of definitions. But I haven't really used the site much in a few years, maybe I just get unlucky.

SWedd523 · Post #196 » by **SWedd523** » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:00 pm

edit - lets keep this on topic.

Kabookalu · Post #197 » by **Kabookalu** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:34 am

Walt Cronkite wrote:Sooooooooo excited about Biyombo.

I'm also excited about Biyombo, and I'm not even a Bobcats fan. I'm just really getting tired of all these people thinking he's going to be Sear Sene. I honestly don't think much about who the Raptors draft unless they prove themselves first. I waited for DeRozan and Davis to prove their worth before jumping on their bandwagons. But Biyombo, I've never felt more sure about a player before. At least players that were in the Raptors range during the draft. He has everything you want in a center, but what has diluted people and their perception of him are stereotypes far beyond his fault.

Kembastockton · Post #198 » by **Kembastockton** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:33 pm

I am actually afraid to hope that Bismack will be as good as I think he will be. The kid may just turn out to be the next dominant center before his career is done.

Snidely FC · Post #199 » by **Snidely FC** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:13 am

How much do people think BB & TT will be on the floor at the same time? The more I think about it the more I think opponents will have trouble scoring . . .

Post #200 » by **fatlever** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:20 am

Snidely FC wrote:How much do people think BB & TT will be on the floor at the same time? The more I think about it the more I think opponents will have trouble scoring . . .

i'm afraid that pairing would be a parade to the ft line

i am trying not to get too excited about biyombo until i see him play for a while.