COMM THREAD XVI IN HONOR OF RUNAWAY BRIDES

Imadogg · Post #581 » by **Imadogg** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:05 am

I had sex with batman

RiotSweetie · Post #582 » by **RiotSweetie** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:07 am

Did he keep his mask on?

Shamizy · Post #583 » by **Shamizy** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:08 am

I NAILED a bag of fruit snacks in my kitchen. And by nail I mean managed to get.

RiotSweetie · Post #584 » by **RiotSweetie** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:10 am

Yall are mean.

LaLa · Post #585 » by **LaLa** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:11 am

Imadogg · Post #586 » by **Imadogg** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:11 am

RiotSweetie wrote:Did he keep his mask on?

I still don't know his secret identity.

I also nailed a bag of fruit snacks in my kitchen. And by that I mean I had sex with a group of queer midgets. In my kitchen.

RiotSweetie · Post #587 » by **RiotSweetie** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:13 am

LaLa wrote:

My sentiments exactly. Only Batman understands.

LaLa · Post #588 » by **LaLa** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:15 am

It was this big.

Shamizy · Post #589 » by **Shamizy** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:17 am

Batman knows what nail means.

RiotSweetie · Post #590 » by **RiotSweetie** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:22 am

It can mean more than one thing.

Shamizy · Post #591 » by **Shamizy** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:32 am

Not in that context, no. Because Ima is neither a sadistic carpenter, so he won't be literally nailing Batman to anything. Neither is he a Korean nor Vietnamese woman, so he won't be fixing the nails of a feminine caped crusader anytime soon.

Thus, it must mean to have sex. And it always has.

RiotSweetie · Post #592 » by **RiotSweetie** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:39 am

But it doesn't mean it in this context.
:/

Shamizy · Post #593 » by **Shamizy** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:47 am

Making up definitions doesn't work like that.

This table feels orange. The sky looks salty. I'm going to pee this door open. I ate my neighbors kitten. And by ate, I mean petted it.

:naaa:

Imadogg · Post #594 » by **Imadogg** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 9:50 am

Hahahhahahaha

LaLa · Post #595 » by **LaLa** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 12:27 pm

lalalala

Gek · Post #596 » by **Gek** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 12:30 pm

Shamizy wrote:Making up definitions doesn't work like that.

This table feels orange. The sky looks salty. I'm going to pee this door open. I ate my neighbors kitten. And by ate, I mean petted it.

Gek · Post #597 » by **Gek** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 1:57 pm

http://outofbounds.yahoo.com/?vid=26217297

hermes · Post #598 » by **hermes** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 2:40 pm

riot's troubles remind me of this song

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IHQ7EGlnec[/youtube]

Post #599 » by **dockingsched** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 4:10 pm

G=K wrote:http://outofbounds.yahoo.com/?vid=26217297

cools!

Post #600 » by **Danny Darko** » Tue Aug 9, 2011 5:09 pm

Ryan- then I'm going old school.. don't let the single fool you the rest of the Stone Cold Rhymin' album by young MC plus the new remixes are rad.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oSAAhRrx-U&feature=related[/youtube]